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You can eat forever without gaining weight

but

you fart 5 times per hour

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33333333333333333333333332333 4 months ago

反正我身边的人都习惯了

BananaButts 11 years ago

Well you didn't say how long,loud,smelly,disgusting it is so just make it all at once and make it last a microsecond,super quiet,smell like chocolate and wonderful. Problem solved

everyone_outsmarts_this_game 5 years ago

agree

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Matt Longmuir 13 years ago

Hah, jokes on you. Less farts per hour for me now!

Darkknight37 8 years ago

THIS TRUE BEST COMMENT EVVVVeEEER!! lol

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Psykness 5 years ago

apparently, there are fart silencers and underwear that remove the smell.

RoboDiamondDragon09 10 years ago

I fart like. 12 times per 30 minutes. XD I see no downside.

Time_Riddler777 10 years ago

I"d rather lose weight. I honestly don't care about my farts. Also it doesn't say if you can hear or smell the fart-Loophole?

Hello4578 8 years ago

What if the fat is silent so no one knows its u

HamburgerGuy 8 years ago

This community is toxic.

Seftowefto999 9 years ago

What is the down side 🤪

MouseGirl 5 years ago

You lose weight until you become skeleton and die

Seftowefto999 9 years ago

Already do that

Allyournamessuck 9 years ago

I'm 103 pounds soooooo

Genuine 10 years ago

but will you lose weight?

Bluebomber13 10 years ago

Can you just bottle it up and fart you ass of at the end of the day when no one is around

Gtopian 11 years ago

If my school schedule is 6 hours...i fart 30 times its...

TheNexMan 11 years ago

I need to get some weight. I'm a bit skinny

asdf guys 11 years ago

#LOVE THE FARTS

asdf guys 11 years ago

#LOVE THE FARTS

Cionaig 11 years ago

I already fart 10 or more times per hour

xXKittenXx 11 years ago

I'm fat, ugly and everyone hates me.. Not een gonna mension my family.. :C So That would be awesome! C:

mattyruss101 11 years ago

Heh. I love farts

SirGiggity 11 years ago

Is it one fart every 12 minutes, or can I machine gun 5 quick mini farts in succession once every hour? Or is it 5 randomized farts per hour you'll never know when they might sneak out?

Daniel Sinopoli 13 years ago

i already fart at least 5 times an hour

eddsworld girl 10 years ago

Same dude

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Noah Warkentine 13 years ago

I don't see a downside.

Pikmin know it all 11 years ago

Ummm Wat!!!

Portia Glossop 13 years ago

Butt plug.

ThePaulDude 9 years ago

Bad call man, you'll inflate like a balloon & explode spreading toxic gas everywhere.

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Baptiste Boisan 13 years ago

It's funny to fart... (What I've said is really awkward)

Talon O'Sullivan 13 years ago

what's the downside

Diaryofsmells 8 years ago

Who cares about a few farts.

ObamAlone 11 years ago

FUCK YEAH

Sudokori 12 years ago

Well I always have had terrible gas.

HateEveryone 11 years ago

Faaart yeeðŸ˜‚

thatdidmeafrighten 10 years ago

just hold the farts in

Quentin Ramirez 13 years ago

that can be used as a source of fuel

loveluke98 11 years ago

no downside

Pastellian 9 years ago

Lol WTF is this

Unfixingnormal 11 years ago

Jacksepticeye

Helloiamhavingaseizure 6 years ago

Eat infinite been burritos and never fart more than five time?

timberwolf5871 11 years ago

I fart far more than that now. This is win win.

swishy 9 years ago

i already do that, next

JJgoneinsane 11 years ago

Farts are my specialty, Bonus for me!

ArKade47 10 years ago

I like food, but I don't want to eat forever.

Nick van Dokkum 13 years ago

i don't get fat anyways, so nope

computergirl10110 10 years ago

the fart doesn't need to be noticeable t0 anyone

IMayHavePressedIt 11 years ago

God thing i have learned how to make them silent and not really smelly

Drwaffle23 7 years ago

HAHA I NOW FART LESS

Ghopher1 11 years ago

Finally Pizza and Chicken will do me no harm

gabeHovi 9 years ago

usa here i come dies for eating the usa

Jason Bourne 11 years ago

This is already my life

PlayMoreGames 10 years ago

People already do. And you never said people could hear or smell the farts.

18mlivingston 12 years ago

I have silent but deadly farts so fuck yeah

endergirl1872 9 years ago

spd

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