Well you didn't say how long,loud,smelly,disgusting it is so just make it all at once and make it last a microsecond,super quiet,smell like chocolate and wonderful. Problem solved
apparently, there are fart silencers and underwear that remove the smell.
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RoboDiamondDragon099 years ago
I fart like. 12 times per 30 minutes. XD I see no downside.
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Time_Riddler7778 years ago
I"d rather lose weight. I honestly don't care about my farts. Also it doesn't say if you can hear or smell the fart-Loophole?
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Hello45787 years ago
What if the fat is silent so no one knows its u
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HamburgerGuy7 years ago
This community is toxic.
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Seftowefto9997 years ago
What is the down side 🤪
MouseGirl3 years ago
You lose weight until you become skeleton and die
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Seftowefto9997 years ago
Already do that
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Allyournamessuck7 years ago
I'm 103 pounds soooooo
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Genuine8 years ago
but will you lose weight?
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Bluebomber138 years ago
Can you just bottle it up and fart you ass of at the end of the day when no one is around
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Gtopian9 years ago
If my school schedule is 6 hours...i fart 30 times its...
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TheNexMan9 years ago
I need to get some weight. I'm a bit skinny
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asdf guys9 years ago
#LOVE THE FARTS
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asdf guys9 years ago
#LOVE THE FARTS
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Cionaig9 years ago
I already fart 10 or more times per hour
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xXKittenXx9 years ago
I'm fat, ugly and everyone hates me.. Not een gonna mension my family.. :C So That would be awesome! C:
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mattyruss1019 years ago
Heh. I love farts
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SirGiggity9 years ago
Is it one fart every 12 minutes, or can I machine gun 5 quick mini farts in succession once every hour? Or is it 5 randomized farts per hour you'll never know when they might sneak out?
It's funny to fart... (What I've said is really awkward)
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Talon O'Sullivan12 years ago
what's the downside
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DanTheMan12347 years ago
i see no downside
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Unfixingnormal9 years ago
Idiots u cant gain weight u will die from anerexia
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AmazingSuperDan 9 years ago
FORTS FTW!!!
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Josie Bradshaw12 years ago
That would be the good life.
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Pikmin know it all9 years ago
So I'm kirby with a farting disorder okay
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Annea9 years ago
Never said they can't be silent-but-deadlies
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Pascu Gabriel Catalin12 years ago
I already eat without gaining weight.
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TheTrollerLord4 years ago
I already did that.
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dickhead99 years ago
erorr404.no.downside.found/exe
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DavidMorris8 years ago
Hahahahahahahahahahahaha. This would be great.
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Phoenix8BRs9 years ago
I fart more than 5 times per hour so i will be ok
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Flauf6 years ago
I see this as an absolute win!
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boss1379 years ago
I already do that
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Piotr Grochowski10 years ago
I need to gain weight :(
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DaddyLongLegs9 years ago
I already fart that much
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Aaron is here and bored8 years ago
Look what this girl in my neighbor hood sent me OMG TRY THIS!!!!!!!!!! IT REALLY WORKS!!!!!
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happydog10 years ago
Already do thaf
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TurnedIntoaDragon9 years ago
Help me humans I turned myself into a fire-breathing dragon by accident and can't turn myself back!
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