Will You Press The Button?

33333333333333333333333332333 4 months ago

反正我身边的人都习惯了

BananaButts 11 years ago

Well you didn't say how long,loud,smelly,disgusting it is so just make it all at once and make it last a microsecond,super quiet,smell like chocolate and wonderful. Problem solved

everyone_outsmarts_this_game 5 years ago

agree

Load more replies

Matt Longmuir 13 years ago

Hah, jokes on you. Less farts per hour for me now!

Darkknight37 8 years ago

THIS TRUE BEST COMMENT EVVVVeEEER!! lol

Load more replies

Psykness 5 years ago

apparently, there are fart silencers and underwear that remove the smell.

RoboDiamondDragon09 10 years ago

I fart like. 12 times per 30 minutes. XD I see no downside.

Time_Riddler777 10 years ago

I"d rather lose weight. I honestly don't care about my farts. Also it doesn't say if you can hear or smell the fart-Loophole?

Hello4578 8 years ago

What if the fat is silent so no one knows its u

HamburgerGuy 8 years ago

This community is toxic.

Seftowefto999 9 years ago

What is the down side 🤪

MouseGirl 5 years ago

You lose weight until you become skeleton and die

Seftowefto999 9 years ago

Already do that

Allyournamessuck 9 years ago

I'm 103 pounds soooooo

Genuine 10 years ago

but will you lose weight?

Bluebomber13 10 years ago

Can you just bottle it up and fart you ass of at the end of the day when no one is around

Gtopian 11 years ago

If my school schedule is 6 hours...i fart 30 times its...

TheNexMan 11 years ago

I need to get some weight. I'm a bit skinny

asdf guys 11 years ago

#LOVE THE FARTS

asdf guys 11 years ago

#LOVE THE FARTS

Cionaig 11 years ago

I already fart 10 or more times per hour

xXKittenXx 11 years ago

I'm fat, ugly and everyone hates me.. Not een gonna mension my family.. :C So That would be awesome! C:

mattyruss101 11 years ago

Heh. I love farts

SirGiggity 11 years ago

Is it one fart every 12 minutes, or can I machine gun 5 quick mini farts in succession once every hour? Or is it 5 randomized farts per hour you'll never know when they might sneak out?

Daniel Sinopoli 13 years ago

i already fart at least 5 times an hour

eddsworld girl 10 years ago

Same dude

Load more replies

Noah Warkentine 13 years ago

I don't see a downside.

Pikmin know it all 11 years ago

Ummm Wat!!!

Baptiste Boisan 13 years ago

It's funny to fart... (What I've said is really awkward)

Portia Glossop 13 years ago

Butt plug.

ThePaulDude 9 years ago

Bad call man, you'll inflate like a balloon & explode spreading toxic gas everywhere.

Load more replies

Talon O'Sullivan 13 years ago

what's the downside

Alex Ong 13 years ago

This is what already happens to me 24/7. The farting part.

MrMineCreeps 11 years ago

the upside is called thyroid over function

nukechicken 9 years ago

Ilready fart that much

666Phantom666 11 years ago

Farting actually burns calories so yea

ObamaBinLaden 10 years ago

I already eat alot without getting fat and believe me it's a curse

Squeaky 9 years ago

it could be tiny

NicoNoches 11 years ago

rnGirl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grab... [Show full comment]