Will You Press The Button?

BananaButts9 years ago

Well you didn't say how long,loud,smelly,disgusting it is so just make it all at once and make it last a microsecond,super quiet,smell like chocolate and wonderful. Problem solved

everyone_outsmarts_this_game3 years ago

agree

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Matt Longmuir12 years ago

Hah, jokes on you. Less farts per hour for me now!

Darkknight377 years ago

THIS TRUE BEST COMMENT EVVVVeEEER!! lol

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Psykness3 years ago

apparently, there are fart silencers and underwear that remove the smell.

RoboDiamondDragon099 years ago

I fart like. 12 times per 30 minutes. XD I see no downside.

Time_Riddler7778 years ago

I"d rather lose weight. I honestly don't care about my farts. Also it doesn't say if you can hear or smell the fart-Loophole?

Hello45787 years ago

What if the fat is silent so no one knows its u

HamburgerGuy7 years ago

This community is toxic.

Seftowefto9997 years ago

What is the down side 🤪

MouseGirl3 years ago

You lose weight until you become skeleton and die

Seftowefto9997 years ago

Already do that

Allyournamessuck7 years ago

I'm 103 pounds soooooo

Genuine8 years ago

but will you lose weight?

Bluebomber138 years ago

Can you just bottle it up and fart you ass of at the end of the day when no one is around

Gtopian9 years ago

If my school schedule is 6 hours...i fart 30 times its...

TheNexMan9 years ago

I need to get some weight. I'm a bit skinny

asdf guys9 years ago

#LOVE THE FARTS

asdf guys9 years ago

#LOVE THE FARTS

Cionaig9 years ago

I already fart 10 or more times per hour

xXKittenXx9 years ago

I'm fat, ugly and everyone hates me.. Not een gonna mension my family.. :C So That would be awesome! C:

mattyruss1019 years ago

Heh. I love farts

SirGiggity9 years ago

Is it one fart every 12 minutes, or can I machine gun 5 quick mini farts in succession once every hour? Or is it 5 randomized farts per hour you'll never know when they might sneak out?

Daniel Sinopoli12 years ago

i already fart at least 5 times an hour

eddsworld girl9 years ago

Same dude

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Noah Warkentine12 years ago

I don't see a downside.

Pikmin know it all9 years ago

Ummm Wat!!!

Portia Glossop12 years ago

Butt plug.

ThePaulDude7 years ago

Bad call man, you'll inflate like a balloon & explode spreading toxic gas everywhere.

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Baptiste Boisan12 years ago

It's funny to fart... (What I've said is really awkward)

Talon O'Sullivan12 years ago

what's the downside

JamesTheBoi14 years ago

Oooh... smelly nuclear bomb!

swaor9 years ago

I have nothing to loose. :) (if u know what i mean)

EEDASN8 years ago

Just fart 5 times in the bathroom every hour and also FOOOODDD!!!

Da Big Wed Button9 years ago

I already have been doing that so no big deal I CAN EAT ALL THE DONUTS I WANT

Novio9 years ago

I fart more than 5 per hour

thisoneguywhohasaverylongurl 10 years ago

Downside?

YellowBear9 years ago

i fart alot so easyðŸ˜ƒ

Cisc055 years ago

I already do

X-Vyle9 years ago

I already doooooooooooooo

sllafytivarg1239 years ago

I fart more time than that in an hour any ways so this is a plus for me lol

sbe17 years ago

Well you didn’t say how long,loud,disgusting it is so make it last a microsecond super quiet smell like something good. Problem solved

Ghul6198 years ago

What if you hide your farts? Nobody will notice them!

Meeeee10 years ago

It's releasing gasly weight

yawning-sky7 years ago

literally me rn anyway

DevsLTU9 years ago

I know what you think!Heck yes!But you dont get it that without getting weight you lose weight.Then you will die.

Miguel BolaÃ±os12 years ago

bitch please, I already have the power without the secondary effects

jake bruin9 years ago

if you dont gain weight you starve as the body will consume your body

Unabatedhalo7754 years ago

What if your civilized (like me) and walk away to fart?

HerdOfTurtles8 years ago

I can already eat what I want

biggyboy9 years ago

I already eat without gaining weight. HUZZAH METABOLISM.

Gnja_20169 years ago

They could be silent ones, or you can hold em

blindingOverdrive8 years ago

It doesn't say I can't hold it in.

LukeOnEnergy10 years ago

Downside?

Tootaloot39 years ago

Lolololololololololololololololololololololololololololol

0rdinateur9 years ago

I already don't gain weight by eating. :P

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