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You pick a weapon. You will now always be able to access that weapon, no matter what.
but
The weapon becomes your nose.
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charlied58589 years ago
My weapon of choice: a nose.

ThePaulDude9 years ago
Are you that shipwright from one piece who ate the giraffe giraffe fruit?

MissaHood8 years ago
Voldemort lost his weapon

num1goonlord4 months ago
boooooo.
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KapnFyshe7 years ago
I don't want a dildo bat becoming my nose.

Plasmawolf188 years ago
Iron man suit comes out of my nose and spreads across my body?? Hell yeah!!!!

DesertEagle7 years ago
Armor isn’t a weapon the repulsive and misses and stuff are weapons but the suit itself is not

KevinTOC7 years ago
This is pointless, whatever weapon you choose, it will always be your nose.

Thomas Breslin-peel12 years ago
Laser rifle out of my nose? Worth it, guy bullying you *SNEEZE* there is no longer a guy bullying you

k614863 years ago
coooooool
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Undertale4me8 years ago
Slice my ex"s head off with mah katana nose

Taker_of_Hells5 years ago
Bfg 10000 nose and bfg 9000 selectable nose

evilman9879 years ago
Morph ray that is under a false nose.

Onion Kiwi9 years ago
Gasterblaster nose? SOUNDS GOOD TO ME

Nexus'9 years ago
Or Shocker Breaker II actually.
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Tepignite8 years ago
A nose that spits fire...awesome!

TheMultimention8 years ago
Same bud

MatthewCooper8 years ago
Invisible toxic gas dispenser that you are immune to

NotThatGuy8 years ago
So you"d become like a mix between Voldemort (no nose) and Hitler?

Scoot9 years ago
SNOT ROCKETS

Animus_RainWing_NightWing_Hybrid7 years ago
I can sneeze poison daggers at people bullying me? Awesome!

Damian93037 years ago
I want Gru"s nose... Y"know, the guy from Despicible Me.

Dipperpines2257 years ago
A polymorphing piece of metal that can shoot lazer beams. So basically a metal nose in exchange for anything metal that i can imagine. Yes please.

Temmie6788 years ago
Daggar: woodpecker them to death

Hoods9 years ago
a fucking knife as a nose XD

Felicia Smith12 years ago
TARDIS. Use the cloaking effect to make it look like a nose...

NotTheProtagonist2 years ago
@YouknowthatIcanhavewhatevernameIwantsodontdismeonthisplease Just because something can be used as a weapon doesn’t mean it is one. Marbles, for example, can be thrown at people, hurting them. However, marbles aren’t weapons because of this.
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Charlie Banks12 years ago
Portal gun nose

Thjmze 8 years ago
It is you can like make someone fall for ever using portals or you could teleport them to the inside of a volcano
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Jeannette Crabb12 years ago
Poison ha I look the same and I am now a deadly weapon

Ethan Garrison12 years ago
I guess you could say I'll be... STUB-NOSED.

Auswechsel7 years ago
or stab-nosed

StarScreech76 years ago
Squidward

LeonShadowblade9 years ago
KATANA NOSE!!!!!hell yeah

Mister-E8 years ago
My T-Cog is where my olfactory sensors are now? Awesome, lemme just scan a warship

Ghopher19 years ago
every time i sneeze i use the Force

DragonEXE8 years ago
FUS RO DA sneeze

Aditya Gandi9 years ago
A lightsaber as a nose??

ColeIsdaboss8 years ago
My nose is a lightaber? Dude this is a great one.

Wassap3310 years ago
So I'll b Pinocchio?

Rainbowdea9 years ago
I immagine Voldemort would press it.

Moneyforlife8 years ago
Git a fake nose

Quack-Peep10 years ago
My nose is a goddamn crossbow

num1goonlord4 months ago
what five-year old wrote this.

ApocalypseGaming9 years ago
Tsubaki becomes my nose? YES!

DesertEagle7 years ago
Having a grenade for a nose 👃 probably would not end well for anybody

HamHam039 years ago
What if the weapon looked like my nose?

KawaiiUnitato9 years ago
worth it

Allyournamessuck8 years ago
Nobody messes with a guy who has Gatling Gun for a nose

XxEpicFoxyxX9 years ago
whats the point of tapping people with your nose?

TeamKobus28 years ago
... my neck would break...

Chris Larson12 years ago
So if i want a noes that turns into a time stopping gun i can has it

TroyCommandeur8 years ago
a shotgun, don't care about what anybody will say

Nao9 years ago
how the fuck do i kiss with this katana of mine!!

amazballs1248 years ago
Bro you could have a mini gun firing rapid lasers out of your nose. What"s the dwonfall

Alex Hickey12 years ago
my SMAW schnoz

LotsofLokilove7 years ago
My weapon of chois: A knife despencer (that looks exactly like my nose) that despences Infinit amounts of knives when ever I want.

stride13139 years ago
A-A-ACHOO! Whoops, just blew off my arm.

Haaaru9 years ago
My nose is ugly anyways.. I'LL BE ABLE TO SHOOT PEOPLE BY SNEEZING

Bschgr7 years ago
Does the weapon become my nose or does my nose become the weapon???
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