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charlied5858 11 years ago

My weapon of choice: a nose.

ThePaulDude 10 years ago

Are you that shipwright from one piece who ate the giraffe giraffe fruit?

MissaHood 9 years ago

Voldemort lost his weapon

num1goonlord 2 years ago

boooooo.

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KapnFyshe 9 years ago

I don't want a dildo bat becoming my nose.

Plasmawolf18 9 years ago

Iron man suit comes out of my nose and spreads across my body?? Hell yeah!!!!

DesertEagle 9 years ago

Armor isn’t a weapon the repulsive and misses and stuff are weapons but the suit itself is not

Thomas Breslin-peel 13 years ago

Laser rifle out of my nose? Worth it, guy bullying you *SNEEZE* there is no longer a guy bullying you

k61486 4 years ago

coooooool

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KevinTOC 8 years ago

This is pointless, whatever weapon you choose, it will always be your nose.

Undertale4me 10 years ago

Slice my ex"s head off with mah katana nose

evilman987 11 years ago

Morph ray that is under a false nose.

Onion Kiwi 11 years ago

Gasterblaster nose? SOUNDS GOOD TO ME

Nexus' 11 years ago

Or Shocker Breaker II actually.

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Taker_of_Hells 6 years ago

Bfg 10000 nose and bfg 9000 selectable nose

Tepignite 9 years ago

A nose that spits fire...awesome!

TheMultimention 9 years ago

Same bud

MatthewCooper 10 years ago

Invisible toxic gas dispenser that you are immune to

NotThatGuy 10 years ago

So you"d become like a mix between Voldemort (no nose) and Hitler?

Scoot 10 years ago

SNOT ROCKETS

Animus_RainWing_NightWing_Hybrid 9 years ago

I can sneeze poison daggers at people bullying me? Awesome!

Damian9303 9 years ago

I want Gru"s nose... Y"know, the guy from Despicible Me.

Dipperpines225 9 years ago

A polymorphing piece of metal that can shoot lazer beams. So basically a metal nose in exchange for anything metal that i can imagine. Yes please.

Temmie678 10 years ago

Daggar: woodpecker them to death

Felicia Smith 13 years ago

TARDIS. Use the cloaking effect to make it look like a nose...

NotTheProtagonist 4 years ago

@YouknowthatIcanhavewhatevernameIwantsodontdismeonthisplease Just because something can be used as a weapon doesn’t mean it is one. Marbles, for example, can be thrown at people, hurting them. However, marbles aren’t weapons because of this.

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Hoods 11 years ago

a fucking knife as a nose XD

Charlie Banks 13 years ago

Portal gun nose

Thjmze 10 years ago

It is you can like make someone fall for ever using portals or you could teleport them to the inside of a volcano

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Jeannette Crabb 13 years ago

Poison ha I look the same and I am now a deadly weapon

Ethan Garrison 13 years ago

I guess you could say I'll be... STUB-NOSED.

Auswechsel 9 years ago

or stab-nosed

Wattzze 11 years ago

Flamethrower never get a cold

miwijkowo 5 months ago

my gun is my NOSE, suckas!!! haha!!!

InsatiableAnimeFan10 10 years ago

Wth? my nose? *rubs face against enemy* haha you thought i was being nice? think again! *runs at enemy with nose* hahahahha!

CasualDude 9 years ago

So I pick Ray Gun so I'll be shooting green thing out of my nose

mr.whatface 11 years ago

My nose has a secret atom bomb launcher in it? Damn my nose is big...

NotTheProtagonist 4 years ago

I kinda just imagine 2 nostril-sized “Halberd” beams slowly extending out of my nose, charging up, and slicing stuff. They then power off, and slowly retract back into my nose. Like, how cool would that be?

Jungle 10 years ago

it never said it could not be a fictional weapon. I'll just fire a nuke that comes out of my nose since it could be something that looks like your nose and choose a time to use it. apparently a nuclear bomb just came out your nostril... wow now you started... [Show full comment]

Sb737 9 years ago

a machine gun nose. sneeze at your teacher and princable and then it will kill them. well done now no school for rest of your life (kill your parents if they will try to get you into a new school)

toxic-reaper 11 years ago

no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no on no no

BallisticWizard 10 years ago

Time to create a weapon

dannyphanfiction 12 years ago

So what? Go ahead an make fun of it; I'll just kill you with my nose of death.

Cameron Christianson 11 years ago

Why that

Ur_avrg_reddit_user 6 years ago

A laser Sword that transforms into a nose! 🖕

The farting turtle 10 years ago

Why your nose though?

Mimi_Madison 10 years ago

It would be awesome to sneeze the Elder Wand

Little Miss Spiteful 8 years ago

... Jasper?

mrflame 11 years ago

I am the nose of my sword. Steel is my Nostrils, and fire is my snot. I have created over a thousand blades. Unknown to Death. Unknown to Life. Have withstood bloody noses to create many weapons. Yet, those tissues will never hold anything. So as I pray, unlimited nose works.