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charlied585810 years ago

My weapon of choice: a nose.

ThePaulDude9 years ago

Are you that shipwright from one piece who ate the giraffe giraffe fruit?

MissaHood8 years ago

Voldemort lost his weapon

num1goonlord5 months ago

boooooo.

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KapnFyshe8 years ago

I don't want a dildo bat becoming my nose.

Plasmawolf188 years ago

Iron man suit comes out of my nose and spreads across my body?? Hell yeah!!!!

DesertEagle7 years ago

Armor isn’t a weapon the repulsive and misses and stuff are weapons but the suit itself is not

KevinTOC7 years ago

This is pointless, whatever weapon you choose, it will always be your nose.

Thomas Breslin-peel12 years ago

Laser rifle out of my nose? Worth it, guy bullying you *SNEEZE* there is no longer a guy bullying you

k614863 years ago

coooooool

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Undertale4me8 years ago

Slice my ex"s head off with mah katana nose

Taker_of_Hells5 years ago

Bfg 10000 nose and bfg 9000 selectable nose

evilman98710 years ago

Morph ray that is under a false nose.

Onion Kiwi10 years ago

Gasterblaster nose? SOUNDS GOOD TO ME

Nexus'10 years ago

Or Shocker Breaker II actually.

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Tepignite8 years ago

A nose that spits fire...awesome!

TheMultimention8 years ago

Same bud

MatthewCooper8 years ago

Invisible toxic gas dispenser that you are immune to

NotThatGuy8 years ago

So you"d become like a mix between Voldemort (no nose) and Hitler?

Scoot9 years ago

SNOT ROCKETS

Animus_RainWing_NightWing_Hybrid7 years ago

I can sneeze poison daggers at people bullying me? Awesome!

Damian93037 years ago

I want Gru"s nose... Y"know, the guy from Despicible Me.

Dipperpines2257 years ago

A polymorphing piece of metal that can shoot lazer beams. So basically a metal nose in exchange for anything metal that i can imagine. Yes please.

Temmie6788 years ago

Daggar: woodpecker them to death

Hoods9 years ago

a fucking knife as a nose XD

Felicia Smith12 years ago

TARDIS. Use the cloaking effect to make it look like a nose...

NotTheProtagonist2 years ago

@YouknowthatIcanhavewhatevernameIwantsodontdismeonthisplease Just because something can be used as a weapon doesn’t mean it is one. Marbles, for example, can be thrown at people, hurting them. However, marbles aren’t weapons because of this.

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Charlie Banks12 years ago

Portal gun nose

Thjmze 9 years ago

It is you can like make someone fall for ever using portals or you could teleport them to the inside of a volcano

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Jeannette Crabb12 years ago

Poison ha I look the same and I am now a deadly weapon

Ethan Garrison12 years ago

I guess you could say I'll be... STUB-NOSED.

Auswechsel7 years ago

or stab-nosed

HTFphsycopath19999 years ago

Transeformers?

Mike233488 years ago

Ha ha hatsjoe so as i was sayi... Oh your dead now

butts mc butts10 years ago

nTman105rnGirl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe ...[Show full comment]

Rainbowdea9 years ago

I imagine Voldemort would like this one.

blackfireblackice10 years ago

'Hello, noses!'

some_dudeXD8 months ago

Laser nose.

HelloIamAce9 years ago

My weapon is a magic nose.

Somerandomwizard7 years ago

... I’m confused

SadistDragon9 years ago

Just pick a weapon that changes forms.

warriorsfan375 years ago

So basically Every time I sneeze or cough or be sick I shoot people.

Deadbolt9 years ago

Something that might hide it self to look like my nose

dankmemes1018 years ago

http://willyoupressthebutton.com/442762/

JazzHands10 years ago

Me use sneezed attack IT WAS SUPER AFFECTIVE THE WILD TISSUE HAS BEEN DEFEATED!!

Nexus'10 years ago

Rnrnrnrn

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Kalike Deshi12 years ago

AA12 M4A1 M60 M249 M240 Vulcan Minigun Butterfly-Knife

TheFandomReaper8 years ago

A sword nose

WorldWalker9 years ago

boba"s wrist rocket for rocket jump (fuck you physics!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

Nina Klouwens12 years ago

I loved this one.

Snowyhearts2297 years ago

NARWHALE POWERRR

MrHeavy1019 years ago

so if my nose is a laser rifle im sorta like lockdown from transformers

Wildheart9709 years ago

THAT SOUNDS AWESOME

KenJen64207 years ago

I can deal with a keyblade for a nose

underdog9 years ago

Free guns

Captain_Comet8 years ago

It never says when it becomes your nose though

jaguargirl 10 years ago

How the Hell are you supposed to breathe through your nose without killing somebody. I would love to have a weapon that I picked but not for it to become my nose I find that hard to understand.

Telekon8 years ago

Pick a shapshifting weapon.

foxy from fnaf9 years ago

Minigun out of my nose? sounds good to me!

Skull4ever8 years ago

I dont wanna look like god damn voldemort :P

melynn11 years ago

I'll be voldamort

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