Will You Press The Button?

CoolAwesomeSylvester3 years ago

always on top of the grind 💯💯💯💯

FawfulTheLawfulMallful3 years ago

BEING THE TOP OF THE FOOD CHAIN WAITS FOR NO ONE!

EdgarPugMeep8 years ago

I can't snap my fingers.One time I saw this thing online. "If you can clap your hands, touch your nose, and snap your fingers, you are a normal person" I said FUCK THAT SHIT

WolfYou7 years ago

Loophole: they’d die anyway

Kingsize8 years ago

I can't snap My fingers :(

Flueppy8 years ago

Me neither

DILLONMLG 9 years ago

I call bullshit I don't know how to snap my fingers

reinajacobs8 years ago

Bye Africa

Hunter H. Holmes12 years ago

Loophole: first conjuration--enough food and money to appear for every poor hungry child. Only one has to die.

Kiwi11095 years ago

damn and i pressed no before i read this

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It-is-ya-boi-fuze-here7 years ago

Loophole: your first miracle is food to all the poor, because if no one is hungry than no one dies because there isn't a poor HUNGRY child. Also don't make this money because that would cause inflation making everyone poor.

DoomofAnubis7 years ago

Better loophole: materialize a button that let"s you use all your powers without any negative effects. Then materialize a button that ends hunger, secures peace, makes infinite human habitable (as in with everything humanity needs to survive and grow) pock...[Show full comment]

NotTheProtagonist2 years ago

Anti-loophole: by your logic, Hitler will be reincarnated and start another Holocaust. And people won’t care as everyone is immortal and there’s peace.

Will Howard12 years ago

put him out of his misery

Taker_of_Hells2 years ago

Yes

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ScuicidalSheep8 years ago

Well screw those poor Africans, superpowers, here I come!

12345qwer8 years ago

ew.i kill u

PriscillaLacaillade8 years ago

First ,donate food. second wait a year.last use your powers

Matsuo Yamada12 years ago

I CANNOT SNAP MY FINGERS :c

Hggvnbg4 years ago

same xd

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Lautaro Trefilio12 years ago

>implying i give a shit about poor kids

BoiledSpuds5 years ago

What the fuck? Theres no need to day that, even if you mean it. Why cant you try using loopholes instead of just saying "Fuck "em"

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Sawyer Keeneth12 years ago

you either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villlain

Angel Lewis12 years ago

I can snap my fingers and make this world perfect and only one person would have to die

â˜†*: .ï½¡. o(â‰§â–½â‰¦)o .ï½¡.:*â˜†9 years ago

Yes it wouldnt suffer anymore but you kill the last chance for it to survive.It wouldnt change the fact that you killed a poor child!

Ran11 years ago

Survival of the fittest.

EMPTYENDER117 years ago

He"s going to die anyway. :-(

skatershit9 years ago

You're basically putting them out of there misery if there poor and hungry

rosadogger9 years ago

wow that is so mean to kids!!!!

Cheeeselast year

doing them a favor honestly

CrumbleCake7 years ago

I’m a heartless bastard.

xSugarbun9 years ago

Well, I'd snap my fingers to conjure a ''reincarnation device'' ... Then I can just resurrect every fkin feg that dies. GG.

Warriorcats8 years ago

Guys just make ur first wish is no one gets hungry, then it cancles everything out because it says a poor HUNGRY child

GamerFox10 years ago

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Cornelius_McMuffin3 years ago

Just cure world hunger, duh

mr.whatface9 years ago

1) probably best for them anyways 2) fuck em.

Justin Hommel12 years ago

Well, they were going to die anyway. * ZOOOOOOOMMMMM*

finnkid18 years ago

[snaps fingers] [world explodes] [gains astronaut gear] no fucking downside

Erupt10 years ago

they're poor and hungry anyway, what else do they have left to lose

Blight_the_way_too_optimistic_infested4 years ago

"stop time" and yet no one made a jojo reference, i think i found a good comment section

Nichovach9 years ago

Sorry kid papa's gotta have that lambo.Maybe I'll feed the others later.

Stephani Watson12 years ago

Wow you guys are evil!

RHIANNONKARR8 years ago

Im not going to kill some innocent child for superpowers F that

Just9919 years ago

Sorry child! Its to help other childs by building a school!

illuminatiunconfirmed6 years ago

Question: can I snap my fingers to kill MORE than one poor, hungry child? REALITY CAN BE WHATEVER I WANT

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