I can't snap my fingers.One time I saw this thing online. "If you can clap your hands, touch your nose, and snap your fingers, you are a normal person" I said FUCK THAT SHIT
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DILLONMLG 10 years ago
I call bullshit I don't know how to snap my fingers
Loophole: your first miracle is food to all the poor, because if no one is hungry than no one dies because there isn't a poor HUNGRY child. Also don't make this money because that would cause inflation making everyone poor.
Better loophole: materialize a button that let"s you use all your powers without any negative effects. Then materialize a button that ends hunger, secures peace, makes infinite human habitable (as in with everything humanity needs to survive and grow) pock...[Show full comment]
NotTheProtagonist4 years ago
Anti-loophole: by your logic, Hitler will be reincarnated and start another Holocaust. And people won’t care as everyone is immortal and there’s peace.
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ScuicidalSheep9 years ago
Well screw those poor Africans, superpowers, here I come!
you either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villlain
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Angel Lewis13 years ago
I can snap my fingers and make this world perfect and only one person would have to die
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ArabianComrade11764 years ago
Why?
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Gogh10 years ago
WTF?! Who would even ask that?!
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Wuber_Duk12 years ago
well you cant use the excuse that what if that child will make the cure for cancer because you can do that as well
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DanTheMan12349 years ago
PARADOX ACHIEVED: everyone is dying right now...
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the_pikmin_king11 years ago
Hope to Humanity to people who said i will not
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macropenis9 years ago
I"d say that dying would be a mercy for those children. Not a good solution, but it"s less suffering for them.
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AgentPedro11 years ago
ok the ugliest m8 of my class dies :)
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Rob Rago13 years ago
What's the downside?
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Uzume-Tennoboushi9 years ago
eh, sucks for them
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soup12711 years ago
well your putting them out of misery
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Dk_the_gr811 years ago
make lots of food appear at the snaps of your fingers. (and a machine to bring them back to life
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DarkVanguard6 years ago
KONO DIO DA
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Science guy10 years ago
555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555255555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555.Count down 10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1. Now close you eyes...[Show full comment]
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anonimo127311 years ago
i dont care :D
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blockderp13last year
This comment has been sent for the achievement
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mgapope10 years ago
Eh, they were gonna die anyways
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mlgspacememe11 years ago
put them out oft heir misery
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Hentai-Weeb6 years ago
Wait, does that mean I can get GTA 6 before I die?
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NotOnFire11 years ago
the 60% of us are heartless beasts
Blight_the_way_too_optimistic_infested6 years ago
or loophole finders
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Autumn Spano13 years ago
Do I know this poor hungry child? No. So I don't care.
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Flameshot10 years ago
First snap: No starving children will ever die by my hand
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Microsoft Firewall12 years ago
Well, a hungry child dies very frequelty so it wouldn't make much of a difference
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MR.?? 11 years ago
I realy do becuse i dont GIVE A SHIT IN THEM!!!!
Tails.exe x Cream.exe11 years ago
Wait you shit in them
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nova2299 years ago
i can make food appear for the hungry children so how would they die
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Chien11 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOW YOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY. 1. say your name ten times. 2.say your mom's name five t...[Show full comment]
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Bob123573 years ago
Just snap your finger to make it that a poor hungry child doesn’t die
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SovietTVBaileyTurner9 years ago
So basically I'm letting a North Korean be free from the pain?
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AnnieLeonhardt11 years ago
Make enough food to eradicate world hunger with a means to distribute it fairly.
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Jjj83110 years ago
I mean it helps with ending the childs suffering and with overpopulation
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GamerFox11 years ago
theprobruh your a dick
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Sumner4 years ago
Nothing in really changes
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Insert_name_here10 years ago
Create food and money for All
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VladimÃr VladimÃroviÄ Vacek13 years ago
a poor hungry child is gonna die anyway...... jokes on you..... thousands of em die every day.... its a cruel world we live in.... no hard feelings, little mate
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Pipper_McClean10 years ago
Umm. If they are suffering wouldn't it be a good thing technically? Just saying!
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