Will You Press The Button?

CoolAwesomeSylvester3 years ago

always on top of the grind 💯💯💯💯

FawfulTheLawfulMallful3 years ago

BEING THE TOP OF THE FOOD CHAIN WAITS FOR NO ONE!

EdgarPugMeep8 years ago

I can't snap my fingers.One time I saw this thing online. "If you can clap your hands, touch your nose, and snap your fingers, you are a normal person" I said FUCK THAT SHIT

WolfYou7 years ago

Loophole: they’d die anyway

Kingsize8 years ago

I can't snap My fingers :(

Flueppy8 years ago

Me neither

DILLONMLG 9 years ago

I call bullshit I don't know how to snap my fingers

reinajacobs8 years ago

Bye Africa

Hunter H. Holmes12 years ago

Loophole: first conjuration--enough food and money to appear for every poor hungry child. Only one has to die.

Kiwi11095 years ago

damn and i pressed no before i read this

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It-is-ya-boi-fuze-here7 years ago

Loophole: your first miracle is food to all the poor, because if no one is hungry than no one dies because there isn't a poor HUNGRY child. Also don't make this money because that would cause inflation making everyone poor.

Will Howard12 years ago

put him out of his misery

Taker_of_Hells2 years ago

Yes

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DoomofAnubis7 years ago

Better loophole: materialize a button that let"s you use all your powers without any negative effects. Then materialize a button that ends hunger, secures peace, makes infinite human habitable (as in with everything humanity needs to survive and grow) pock...[Show full comment]

NotTheProtagonist3 years ago

Anti-loophole: by your logic, Hitler will be reincarnated and start another Holocaust. And people won’t care as everyone is immortal and there’s peace.

ScuicidalSheep8 years ago

Well screw those poor Africans, superpowers, here I come!

12345qwer8 years ago

ew.i kill u

PriscillaLacaillade8 years ago

First ,donate food. second wait a year.last use your powers

Matsuo Yamada12 years ago

I CANNOT SNAP MY FINGERS :c

Hggvnbg4 years ago

same xd

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Lautaro Trefilio12 years ago

>implying i give a shit about poor kids

BoiledSpuds5 years ago

What the fuck? Theres no need to day that, even if you mean it. Why cant you try using loopholes instead of just saying "Fuck "em"

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Sawyer Keeneth12 years ago

you either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villlain

Angel Lewis12 years ago

I can snap my fingers and make this world perfect and only one person would have to die

DanTheMan12347 years ago

PARADOX ACHIEVED: everyone is dying right now...

the_pikmin_king9 years ago

Hope to Humanity to people who said i will not

macropenis8 years ago

I"d say that dying would be a mercy for those children. Not a good solution, but it"s less suffering for them.

AgentPedro10 years ago

ok the ugliest m8 of my class dies :)

ArabianComrade11763 years ago

Why?

Gogh9 years ago

WTF?! Who would even ask that?!

Wuber_Duk11 years ago

well you cant use the excuse that what if that child will make the cure for cancer because you can do that as well

Dk_the_gr810 years ago

make lots of food appear at the snaps of your fingers. (and a machine to bring them back to life

DarkVanguard4 years ago

KONO DIO DA

Science guy9 years ago

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Rob Rago12 years ago

What's the downside?

Uzume-Tennoboushi8 years ago

eh, sucks for them

soup12710 years ago

well your putting them out of misery

Hentai-Weeb5 years ago

Wait, does that mean I can get GTA 6 before I die?

NotOnFire9 years ago

the 60% of us are heartless beasts

Blight_the_way_too_optimistic_infested4 years ago

or loophole finders

Autumn Spano12 years ago

Do I know this poor hungry child? No. So I don't care.

anonimo127310 years ago

i dont care :D

mgapope9 years ago

Eh, they were gonna die anyways

mlgspacememe10 years ago

put them out oft heir misery

nova2298 years ago

i can make food appear for the hungry children so how would they die

Chien10 years ago

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Bob12357last year

Just snap your finger to make it that a poor hungry child doesn’t die

Flameshot9 years ago

First snap: No starving children will ever die by my hand

Microsoft Firewall11 years ago

Well, a hungry child dies very frequelty so it wouldn't make much of a difference

MR.?? 9 years ago

I realy do becuse i dont GIVE A SHIT IN THEM!!!!

Tails.exe x Cream.exe9 years ago

Wait you shit in them

GamerFox10 years ago

theprobruh your a dick

Sumner3 years ago

Nothing in really changes

Insert_name_here9 years ago

Create food and money for All

VladimÃr VladimÃroviÄ Vacek12 years ago

a poor hungry child is gonna die anyway...... jokes on you..... thousands of em die every day.... its a cruel world we live in.... no hard feelings, little mate

SovietTVBaileyTurner8 years ago

So basically I'm letting a North Korean be free from the pain?

AnnieLeonhardt10 years ago

Make enough food to eradicate world hunger with a means to distribute it fairly.

Jjj8318 years ago

I mean it helps with ending the childs suffering and with overpopulation

SilentKills1159 years ago

That's just sad

Dexter Kho12 years ago

I could still not use the power... at all lel

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