Will You Press The Button?

micmic25 11 years ago

I demand my payment of $1,000,000 from this bank NOW! Where's that cheeseburger I ordered 30 minutes ago!? Don't act like that, silly, you love me. I'm reclaiming this house, this car, and your hottest daughter as rightfully mine.

Pibby 4 months ago

Also twerk for me. STAT.

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SkylerFazbear123 11 years ago

*whispers* im a murderer- wait... OH GOD NOOOO

The-Ratz 9 years ago

*murders someone* Says to cop "I didn't do it" Gets away

Watertoon 11 years ago

I'M PRESIDENT DICTATOR OF THE GRAMMAR POLICE ANY ATTEMPTS TO THINK WILL BE PROHIBITED ONLY ON OPPOSITE DAY. BUT SINCE TODAY IS OPPOSITE DAY IS A PARADOX I'M GOING TO SHUT UP.

EmilStvring 8 years ago

Wut did I just read?

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Viva la potato 10 years ago

Scanning... 100% match for DONALD TRUMP

xccxxccx 10 years ago

I believe my lies anyways.

Watermelonman 9 years ago

I can fly! Oh, that"s true! Wee... Oh shit oh shit im falling!!?

Watermelonman 9 years ago

Stupid accidental question mark ruining everything!

Yukitai 6 years ago

It"s not a lie if you believe it, stupid. If you believe it but it"s wrong, then it"s not a lie.

Raven Felix Null 13 years ago

So then I wouldn't feel guilty.

Lonely Pizza 10 years ago

I didn't kill Bob I didn't kill Bob I didn't kill Bob I didn't kill Bob I didn't kill Bob I didn't kill Bob I didn't kill Bob I didn't kill Bob I didn't kill Bob I didn't kill Bob I didn't kill Bob I didn't kill Bob

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lifehacker420 9 years ago

*Calls up Donald Trump: "You owe me a small loan of a million dollars."*

NotTheProtagonist 4 years ago

*calls you* “Excuse me, but you owe me a small loan of a million dollars plus 5 years worth of interest.”

Whatamidoing3 9 years ago

Me:THE WORLD IS A LIE *world explodes*

Watermelonman 9 years ago

This statement is false.

Vantage 10 years ago

I'll just say im God and tell the people I don't want to continue living to die. They would believe my lies and then profit...... :D

Flameice2 10 years ago

Tell trump he isn't president on national TV. Saved the world

Watermelonman 9 years ago

...paper documents...

Peter Derp'n Herp 13 years ago

I'm sexy... I'm god... you love me... geez

ZaneP 13 years ago

That's the deepest thing I've ever seen on this website.

TrueOtaku527 11 years ago

Lol same

Tim Smith 13 years ago

So essentially everything you say is true?

SeabassJames 10 years ago

Only in people's minds. Saying that the floor is lava would make everyone think it's lava, but it would not actually become lava.

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Nazi Pineapple 10 years ago

I didnt kill my friend

Hardan 11 years ago

That's my life in a nutshell :'(

Minato-Yamasaki 9 years ago

This is the only question which makes me thinking 🙄

Lux2000 12 years ago

1 To a hot girl "You love me" 2 You idiots, just because you believe, doesn't make it true.

Beto09 6 years ago

Im lying when i say the truth

aronwitte 11 years ago

Its ik

-SattisfyingPeach- 9 years ago

Then how do I lie or how do I know it"s a liemail confuseing•~•

Misa Elizabeth Helnoire 13 years ago

that's actually a true description of some people.

Cheshire shadow 11 years ago

i'm now a politician. i can blast an epic wave of BS and they'll believe it.

buttongasm 4 months ago

my parents can finally be proud of me.

Alecs 11 years ago

I will believe that im Obama. And everyone will believe me! America,prepare for me!

kesumod 8 years ago

basically scp-1184

WolfThorn 11 years ago

That doesn't make any damn sense.

JMINE479 5 years ago

fake it till" you make it

Dusan Trninic 11 years ago

I dont want to lie i'm a good boy hahahahaha ðŸ˜ˆðŸ˜ˆðŸ˜ˆðŸ˜ˆðŸ˜ˆ

flokigoat 9 years ago

fuck this im a sociopath anyways

MacattackWild6 11 years ago

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theloltitan 10 years ago

So to me it would not be a lie

Banana565 6 years ago

I could become a serial killer

Jarebare 11 years ago

So i really am Hitler????

Toxic_Sprinkles 7 years ago

Finally I can love myself

BeeTheImmortal 11 years ago

No sense bro!

Matthew Jennewein 13 years ago

So I'm Casey Anthony?

EnderWolf21 8 years ago

What if i say i scored full marks in all exams or the richest person in the world is about to give me all his money. He himself will believe it is true and give it to me