Will You Press The Button?

micmic259 years ago

I demand my payment of $1,000,000 from this bank NOW! Where's that cheeseburger I ordered 30 minutes ago!? Don't act like that, silly, you love me. I'm reclaiming this house, this car, and your hottest daughter as rightfully mine.

BobMcBurger2 years ago

“your hottest daughter” I see where this is going.

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SkylerFazbear1239 years ago

*whispers* im a murderer- wait... OH GOD NOOOO

The-Ratz8 years ago

*murders someone* Says to cop "I didn't do it" Gets away

Watertoon9 years ago

I'M PRESIDENT DICTATOR OF THE GRAMMAR POLICE ANY ATTEMPTS TO THINK WILL BE PROHIBITED ONLY ON OPPOSITE DAY. BUT SINCE TODAY IS OPPOSITE DAY IS A PARADOX I'M GOING TO SHUT UP.

EmilStvring7 years ago

Wut did I just read?

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Viva la potato8 years ago

Scanning... 100% match for DONALD TRUMP

xccxxccx9 years ago

I believe my lies anyways.

Yukitai4 years ago

It"s not a lie if you believe it, stupid. If you believe it but it"s wrong, then it"s not a lie.

Watermelonman8 years ago

I can fly! Oh, that"s true! Wee... Oh shit oh shit im falling!!?

Watermelonman8 years ago

Stupid accidental question mark ruining everything!

lifehacker4207 years ago

*Calls up Donald Trump: "You owe me a small loan of a million dollars."*

NotTheProtagonist3 years ago

*calls you* “Excuse me, but you owe me a small loan of a million dollars plus 5 years worth of interest.”

Whatamidoing38 years ago

Me:THE WORLD IS A LIE *world explodes*

Watermelonman8 years ago

This statement is false.

Vantage8 years ago

I'll just say im God and tell the people I don't want to continue living to die. They would believe my lies and then profit...... :D

Raven Felix Null12 years ago

So then I wouldn't feel guilty.

Lonely Pizza 9 years ago

I didn't kill Bob I didn't kill Bob I didn't kill Bob I didn't kill Bob I didn't kill Bob I didn't kill Bob I didn't kill Bob I didn't kill Bob I didn't kill Bob I didn't kill Bob I didn't kill Bob I didn't kill Bob

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Flameice2 8 years ago

Tell trump he isn't president on national TV. Saved the world

Watermelonman8 years ago

...paper documents...

Peter Derp'n Herp12 years ago

I'm sexy... I'm god... you love me... geez

ZaneP12 years ago

That's the deepest thing I've ever seen on this website.

TrueOtaku5279 years ago

Lol same

Tim Smith12 years ago

So essentially everything you say is true?

SeabassJames9 years ago

Only in people's minds. Saying that the floor is lava would make everyone think it's lava, but it would not actually become lava.

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G4NJ4M4N5 years ago

lying is bad even if you get sent to court, you still shouldnt of done the crime plus somebody might have proof

POKEMANER319 years ago

tell someone they wont to be your girl/boyfriend. thats for you girls who complain when guys say girlfreind. i mean its a frikin comment chill out fuck off

Atomicman9608 years ago

Y o u w o u l d n o t b e l i e v e y o u r l i e s

Megan Wurzer12 years ago

i am the most beautiful person on the planet, you all love me!

Erdnuzbudderprod9 years ago

i look good, my family has not been shot, i am not broke, i have a huge dick, i will not commit suicide, there is hope for me.

Ravrtag8 years ago

The earth is flat, we are the center of the universe, global warming is a scam to take our money, Canada isn't real, China is the capital of Japan, etc.

Scott Scott12 years ago

That means its the truth.

AZM12Epic9 years ago

I rule the universe. kneel before me.

LazyPotato277 years ago

Yaaasssss

I press the button alot:)9 years ago

Who the **** cares?

GalaxyBrainLoopholes3 years ago

I'm the ruler of the world, and if you disobey me, you will be beheaded!

ivan282839 years ago

hi hi ...[Show full comment]

Vanrylie7 years ago

I don't see the downside. Wait nvm.

why do you care9 years ago

I like sushi!

HelloWorld238 years ago

HA! Me is not guilty if I belive meself! Then it"s not lieing

Watermelonman8 years ago

But you have to believe it BEVORE you say it...

Metalhead6667 years ago

Thats how you tell a lie, you have to believe in them

pahatiedemies11 years ago

"I am the hottest person on earth and I live in a castle". Heh heh...

Killwithstyle9 years ago

You: what the hell? I didnt steal that. Cops: ok have fun You: wait wtf where did this come from. Person you live with: no clue it just showed up 20 minutes ago. You: Sweet we have a lamborghini now!!!

HolyElephantMG4 years ago

Then I never do anything wrong, until they cam sees, but just say “don’t look at the cams there’s nothing there!” and no one will look, everything you say is true. No downside

Klarix9 years ago

It becomes the trutu

jomama9 years ago

That just improves my lying because i also believe it

AmberlyVeil426 years ago

Hey Trump, you feel incredibly guilty about your crimes... if you confess on live TV everyone will forgive you and love you, even Democrats. (Makes popcorn to watch him get himself impeached)

Imnot9 years ago

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asprex119 years ago

Lol

48040729148 years ago

So what? You"d live in a perfect universe where every day you tell people that you"re perfect, while remaining completely ignorant to utterly despicable world outside of your brain? What kind of trade is this? Why is lying to people an upside? Why, humanity? Why?

SpringtrapTNG4 years ago

That"s humanity for you.

Julian Ehrhardt12 years ago

So i can manipulate myself . WORTH IT !

Zane-Chan7 years ago

LYING IS WRONG

Mints9 years ago

I already believe my lies

Astral_Gaming03143 years ago

Lila from miraculous ladybug pressing this button like:

christian W9 years ago

Well God will know

SeabassJames9 years ago

Tell my professors that they graded my exams incorrectly whenever I get a bad grade. Tell suicidal people that they don't want to kill themselves. Tell myself I love healthy food. Tell someone that I love that they love me back.

ItsCatBreadYT4 years ago

If this comment gets 1 thousand likes I will kill trump

Young Discord9 years ago

You mean kinda like cartman from south park?

liiinaaa7 years ago

People already believe my lies:)

sidewalk-toaster10 years ago

This can seriously go either way so yeah

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