Will You Press The Button?

micmic259 years ago

I demand my payment of $1,000,000 from this bank NOW! Where's that cheeseburger I ordered 30 minutes ago!? Don't act like that, silly, you love me. I'm reclaiming this house, this car, and your hottest daughter as rightfully mine.

BobMcBurger2 years ago

“your hottest daughter” I see where this is going.

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SkylerFazbear1239 years ago

*whispers* im a murderer- wait... OH GOD NOOOO

The-Ratz8 years ago

*murders someone* Says to cop "I didn't do it" Gets away

Watertoon9 years ago

I'M PRESIDENT DICTATOR OF THE GRAMMAR POLICE ANY ATTEMPTS TO THINK WILL BE PROHIBITED ONLY ON OPPOSITE DAY. BUT SINCE TODAY IS OPPOSITE DAY IS A PARADOX I'M GOING TO SHUT UP.

EmilStvring7 years ago

Wut did I just read?

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Viva la potato9 years ago

Scanning... 100% match for DONALD TRUMP

xccxxccx9 years ago

I believe my lies anyways.

Yukitai4 years ago

It"s not a lie if you believe it, stupid. If you believe it but it"s wrong, then it"s not a lie.

Watermelonman8 years ago

I can fly! Oh, that"s true! Wee... Oh shit oh shit im falling!!?

Watermelonman8 years ago

Stupid accidental question mark ruining everything!

lifehacker4208 years ago

*Calls up Donald Trump: "You owe me a small loan of a million dollars."*

NotTheProtagonist3 years ago

*calls you* “Excuse me, but you owe me a small loan of a million dollars plus 5 years worth of interest.”

Whatamidoing38 years ago

Me:THE WORLD IS A LIE *world explodes*

Watermelonman8 years ago

This statement is false.

Raven Felix Null12 years ago

So then I wouldn't feel guilty.

Lonely Pizza 9 years ago

I didn't kill Bob I didn't kill Bob I didn't kill Bob I didn't kill Bob I didn't kill Bob I didn't kill Bob I didn't kill Bob I didn't kill Bob I didn't kill Bob I didn't kill Bob I didn't kill Bob I didn't kill Bob

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Vantage8 years ago

I'll just say im God and tell the people I don't want to continue living to die. They would believe my lies and then profit...... :D

Flameice2 8 years ago

Tell trump he isn't president on national TV. Saved the world

Watermelonman8 years ago

...paper documents...

Peter Derp'n Herp12 years ago

I'm sexy... I'm god... you love me... geez

ZaneP12 years ago

That's the deepest thing I've ever seen on this website.

TrueOtaku5279 years ago

Lol same

Tim Smith12 years ago

So essentially everything you say is true?

SeabassJames9 years ago

Only in people's minds. Saying that the floor is lava would make everyone think it's lava, but it would not actually become lava.

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TeamKobus28 years ago

So i won't feel guilty.... Where"s the downside?

kaima7 months ago

我撒了一个不会让我心虚的谎言

RedButtonsAreFunToPress7 years ago

Anime is real!

Duonne11119 years ago

I like to think highly of myself and talk to you as if were equal than its not hard to believe you could one day be like me

Daven3 years ago

So I get to change reality? Cool

AirKing9 years ago

lie and say you are a billionaire. Lie and say you have infinite money. Lie and say you have a power to tell the truth and not a power to lie.

Zoriu9 years ago

but the fact that you believe what you say, does not mean that it is true, so you would be liyng to yourself, if you say "i am millionare" you will believe it, but it wont be truth and you wouldnt know why. where the fuck is your money?

AfricanMom7 years ago

*says to super-sporty person in his class* "I'm better than you at football." *stares at me intensely* "OK, I take your word for it."

sempaknaga10 years ago

I Don't want to lie because lie is guilty

I'mAnAsshole9 years ago

Lol, this is already happening to me, so not much changes

Cj Mcbride12 years ago

sooooo I am an actor?

Mimochii9 years ago

your lies would become real then and then they wouldnt be lies.

CaffeineCream4 years ago

Fuck yes

Lolofy8 years ago

Good part but its even better

Zikale12 years ago

You wouldnt know you're lying...

Shadow Korosu9 years ago

Hello, yes, this is the President of Earth. All 7 billion something of you pledged eternal submissiom to me. You shall all be eternally happy, and treat each other with the utmost love and respect that every person deserves. Have a lovely day, every day. I love you all.