Will You Press The Button?

micmic25 11 years ago

I demand my payment of $1,000,000 from this bank NOW! Where's that cheeseburger I ordered 30 minutes ago!? Don't act like that, silly, you love me. I'm reclaiming this house, this car, and your hottest daughter as rightfully mine.

Pibby 4 months ago

Also twerk for me. STAT.

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SkylerFazbear123 11 years ago

*whispers* im a murderer- wait... OH GOD NOOOO

The-Ratz 9 years ago

*murders someone* Says to cop "I didn't do it" Gets away

Watertoon 11 years ago

I'M PRESIDENT DICTATOR OF THE GRAMMAR POLICE ANY ATTEMPTS TO THINK WILL BE PROHIBITED ONLY ON OPPOSITE DAY. BUT SINCE TODAY IS OPPOSITE DAY IS A PARADOX I'M GOING TO SHUT UP.

EmilStvring 8 years ago

Wut did I just read?

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Viva la potato 10 years ago

Scanning... 100% match for DONALD TRUMP

xccxxccx 10 years ago

I believe my lies anyways.

Watermelonman 9 years ago

I can fly! Oh, that"s true! Wee... Oh shit oh shit im falling!!?

Watermelonman 9 years ago

Stupid accidental question mark ruining everything!

Yukitai 6 years ago

It"s not a lie if you believe it, stupid. If you believe it but it"s wrong, then it"s not a lie.

Raven Felix Null 13 years ago

So then I wouldn't feel guilty.

Lonely Pizza 10 years ago

I didn't kill Bob I didn't kill Bob I didn't kill Bob I didn't kill Bob I didn't kill Bob I didn't kill Bob I didn't kill Bob I didn't kill Bob I didn't kill Bob I didn't kill Bob I didn't kill Bob I didn't kill Bob

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lifehacker420 9 years ago

*Calls up Donald Trump: "You owe me a small loan of a million dollars."*

NotTheProtagonist 4 years ago

*calls you* “Excuse me, but you owe me a small loan of a million dollars plus 5 years worth of interest.”

Whatamidoing3 9 years ago

Me:THE WORLD IS A LIE *world explodes*

Watermelonman 9 years ago

This statement is false.

Vantage 10 years ago

I'll just say im God and tell the people I don't want to continue living to die. They would believe my lies and then profit...... :D

Flameice2 10 years ago

Tell trump he isn't president on national TV. Saved the world

Watermelonman 9 years ago

...paper documents...

Peter Derp'n Herp 13 years ago

I'm sexy... I'm god... you love me... geez

ZaneP 13 years ago

That's the deepest thing I've ever seen on this website.

TrueOtaku527 11 years ago

Lol same

Tim Smith 13 years ago

So essentially everything you say is true?

SeabassJames 10 years ago

Only in people's minds. Saying that the floor is lava would make everyone think it's lava, but it would not actually become lava.

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MankDemes56 10 years ago

I bought a Sesto Elemento last week and it broke Gimme a NEW ONE

Talbott.h 11 years ago

How do you play

TotalWeirdo 8 years ago

I'm secretly god.

Foxy the Pirate 11 years ago

Hes right who cares

Rajvir 5 years ago

It"s an option rather than something always on, so easy enough especially since there"s lot of lies we tell ourselves such as this food is delicious and one of the best things I"ve ever had.

Thompsonsmg 11 years ago

its sad that i can say that i've actually lied enough to were i did believe my lies were truth.

Axoura 8 years ago

What’s the fucking point

jintoya 11 years ago

i dont lie...EVER (unless it is out of ignorance) therefor, i might already have this power.

Boimoi 10 years ago

Then don't lie duh

OliverDreammur 9 years ago

So most people on the internet?

Emma Slender 12 years ago

Yay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SkyeV 10 years ago

Newfound self confidence lol

Blackout-Button 6 years ago

So you become the Karen god?

topazwolf91 11 years ago

no, i lie too much to think my lies are true

Thijl200 7 years ago

Im phissically and socially attractive and not fat

ceezar01 11 years ago

Doesn't make sense!

Jaraskur 9 years ago

I would say i can fly and because i belive myself i could

RedButtonsAreFunToPress 8 years ago

Anime is real!

Duonne1111 11 years ago

I like to think highly of myself and talk to you as if were equal than its not hard to believe you could one day be like me

TeamKobus2 10 years ago

So i won't feel guilty.... Where"s the downside?

kaima 2 years ago

我撒了一个不会让我心虚的谎言

sempaknaga 12 years ago

I Don't want to lie because lie is guilty

Daven 5 years ago

So I get to change reality? Cool

AirKing 11 years ago

lie and say you are a billionaire. Lie and say you have infinite money. Lie and say you have a power to tell the truth and not a power to lie.

Zoriu 11 years ago

but the fact that you believe what you say, does not mean that it is true, so you would be liyng to yourself, if you say "i am millionare" you will believe it, but it wont be truth and you wouldnt know why. where the fuck is your money?

AfricanMom 9 years ago

*says to super-sporty person in his class* "I'm better than you at football." *stares at me intensely* "OK, I take your word for it."

Mimochii 10 years ago

your lies would become real then and then they wouldnt be lies.

CaffeineCream 6 years ago

Fuck yes

I'mAnAsshole 11 years ago

Lol, this is already happening to me, so not much changes

Cj Mcbride 13 years ago

sooooo I am an actor?

densch 8 years ago

essentially everything i say becomes true. Nice! :-)

Lone Wolf 2669 11 years ago

Charisma +9001

Lolofy 9 years ago

Good part but its even better

Zikale 13 years ago

You wouldnt know you're lying...

Shadow Korosu 11 years ago

Hello, yes, this is the President of Earth. All 7 billion something of you pledged eternal submissiom to me. You shall all be eternally happy, and treat each other with the utmost love and respect that every person deserves. Have a lovely day, every day. I love you all.

Shadow Korosu 11 years ago

*submission

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