You get to live in the Pokemon universe and be the master of all the legendary Pokemon.
but
Every day, you are forced to murder a pikachu.
I will not


TheLonelyCheese9 years ago
I wouldn't have to be FORCED to do it, I hate those little sh!ts...

Master17 years ago
Fuck u bitch
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SewerRatt8 years ago
Pikachu skin rugs.

MANJUEGAZOSNT3 years ago
How about this? For every pikachu you murder, a mimikiu appears.
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AdolfHitler6668 years ago
Poor Pikachus.. POKEMON HERE I COMEEE

Itonlyafleshwounds4 years ago
I see you’ve already tried something similar once.

IzzyVitelli8 years ago
Breed a Pichu, evolve, kill, repeat.

ignitedrik7 years ago
Murder a pikachu plush

AwesomeBro4048 years ago
1. Gets a fake pikachu machine 2. Make one every day 3. Murder some fake Pikachus PROBLEM SOLVED!!

Watermelonman8 years ago
I guessed this too, but it"s funny somehow
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MDarkKing16547 years ago
This is the worst idea ever . . . Go check out game theists video about it

ShadowMarco8 years ago
Jokes on you!!! i'll be trainer of ghost types, so, killing pikachus will just get me more gohst pokemons

Watermelonman8 years ago
One pokemon, multiple pokemon. Not pokemons.

Samantha McCasland12 years ago
DIE PIKACHU!

Rickroller4 years ago
69 likes eh
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Tricky9 years ago
Flirting is cheating. Look it up on Google if ya don't believe me.

IzzyVitelli8 years ago
You forgot that you need to evolve the Pichus

BigSandwich9 years ago
Fuck Mother Nature. Glory to the Pokemon (And the petroleum)

DanTheMan12347 years ago
oh so i faint one everyday? well it wouldnt last long to my mimikyu and vikavolt

areiss8 years ago
oh no

Sasusaku8 years ago
Dead pikas, so many death pikas

Stefan_118 years ago
I hate pokemon, so I can live with both.

TrueRenegade8 years ago
I hate pokemonsters

datguy29007 years ago
BOOOOOOOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII it"s just POKEMON not POKEMONSTERS
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DippyDippySound8 years ago
i will make a pikachu doll and murder that because it is a pikachu with the doll specification to its existence yeah i overthought that

Casual_Bongos9 years ago
i don't even love PIKACHU

Namelessgameing9 years ago
FUCK YOU PIKACHU 🔫

weirdinagoodway9 years ago
Actually I didn't want to live in the Pokemon universe...but if I got to kill a Pikachu everyday...heck yeah

NukeIt9er9 years ago
Pikachu sucks anyways... yes, HEAR MY VOICE!!!

Mewtwo9 years ago
Im going to start running now.

Th3Boss9 years ago
HATE YOU PIKA-DICK!!

cherryespe9 years ago
I fucking hate pikachu

pumpkinking9 years ago
id eat it to

Immortal ZefpheX10 years ago
I Already Hate Pikachu, What's The Downside?

JMeisterJ10 years ago
I fucking hate pikachu anyway

Nuvo11 years ago
i don't like pikachu.

Cross Knetchel12 years ago
I couldn't bring myself to kill pikachu

SlimeustasTheSlimeKing8 years ago
If you don't mind I can do it for you ARCEUS USE JUDGMENT
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Kristen Gibbons12 years ago
This would be my dream... Pikachu freakin' sucks, and to be able to control AND summon any legendary such as kyogre and reshiram, be bffs with the pokemin equivalent of god.... DAMMIT WHERE'S THE BUTTON!!!

pighead2507 years ago
die...for your own sake...

hijaked8 years ago
We have Mike pence he"s just as effective

Shadow1259 years ago
MUST KILL PIKACHU

WafaIrdina7 years ago
I love my normal life..

Watermelonman8 years ago
Quilava, use flame wheel!

Samurai_bat9 years ago
Fuck you, you overrated little shit!!!!!!!!!!

popdo692 years ago
I like my pickachu medium rare

AndrijaFuncyman9 years ago
I hate pokemon so nope

njnzcbjkbdjzxcbknc9 years ago
How could you!

Jshsh6 years ago
Kill the rats

Sans The Skelebro9 years ago
i don't care :D

Mixmaster7 years ago
Use Dialga and Palkia to pull a Thanos

SPACEJUMPER 90009 years ago
I like pokemon but Pikachu is not good until you evolve them. so KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!!

Jessica Joannes12 years ago
Mole mole

Birb Nova9 years ago
k. catch all the sexeh pokemon

CMHammond9 years ago
Into bestiality, eh?

FoxyDoesGaming10 years ago
I will only kill WILD pikachu... 😢

Annoying Dog9 years ago
I murder countless amounts of Pokemon on my journey. What would be any different?

BabyDeer2 months ago
Murder a Pikachu pillow. I doesn't matter what the pikachu is made of right?

clixxyz9 years ago
They can't die tho

Watermelonman8 years ago
What about the pokemon grave tower in lavender town?

Girdoing10 years ago
That would drive me insane. Can't stand Pokemon.

StormTDR7 years ago
Pikachu would kill me First
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