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Your dog can understand everything you say as though he were a human
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He's fiercely disobedient
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KataDarklast month
Maybe if we say the opposite of what we wish, he will obey...?

SciArtHerp8 years ago
Meh. That"s my dogs already.

sewell7 years ago
well isnt that a dog anyway

Andrew Cotton12 years ago
Insert Dr who refrence that gets me tons of likes cause people are fanboys to the max.

Kamek714 years ago
don't like he"s at funny number
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NightmareBlue8 years ago
my dogs a she LOL

VelocityRaptor288 years ago
*cracks neck and fingers simultaneously* i think i can iron that out

Booper_Dooper8 years ago
Just say the opposite of what you want him to do :D

cupcakejulian6 months ago
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AnytaRoel8 years ago
Pretty much nothing new at that point... at least now she'll understand me.

Sefirosu200x8 years ago
Don't have a dog, don't want a dog. I have a cat. If you said a cat, I wouldn't have slammed the "will not" button so hard.

Kulles8 years ago
Nothing would change. I'm pretty sure the smug bastard gets every word I say, but insists on playing dumb.

DontPressButton8 years ago
DON'T PEE OUTSIDE! DON'T EAT THE DOG FOOD!! DON'T VICIOUSLY MAUL THAT PERSON!!

KiwiMaya8 years ago
Lol!

5x019 years ago
can one of you people do a questionwith a downside like you can you super strength what the f***

Zac Workman9 years ago
I like my dog not knowing what I say

[email protected]9 years ago
I do not have a dog soo free dog is good for me.. Also tell him not to listen to you so he now will... FREE DOG AND HE "OBEYS"!? GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME

Phillip Qz12 years ago
Tell him not to listen to you.

Enderperson9 years ago
Lolol

Matt Stiller12 years ago
So your dog becomes a cat? No.

masterjt608 years ago
We can't let dogs become cats
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Willard Miller12 years ago
Grammatical Loophole: My dog's a girl, so *she* will be just as obedient.

masterjt608 years ago
Same
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Sotos Ablaze12 years ago
I have no dog

xXRainbowBlazeXx9 years ago
Same

ElsaPabst7 years ago
My dog is annoyingly disobedient anyway, and it would be awesome to understand him!

ghfd9 years ago
Does that mean i get a dog

frankenshmur9 years ago
My dog is already like that

StickBoi422 years ago
Don't sit.

YouJustWastedYourTimeReadingMyLongUsername9 years ago
tell him not to do what he is told

akorath4 years ago
Jokes on you my dog is a bitch

chungchangching10 years ago
no way

Pika Girl9 years ago
What if your dog is a girl?

Wtfiwwm8 years ago
Use reverse psychology

viktormn9 years ago
doesn't have a dog but a cat

gibblypuff7 years ago
Reverse psychology

Alia M12 years ago
Soooo...Wilfred

tehhypergamer9 years ago
I dont have a dog.

jackdatboy7 years ago
That"d hilarious

rugged joker9 years ago
my dog is already disobedient

oldnotweak10 years ago
puppies already understand the old

AlecE10239 years ago
My dog already doesnt listen to me!!

KingDude3 years ago
My dog is a she *puts on sunglasses*

VeryverySerious8 years ago
But..i have a cat....

JamesDivanci9 years ago
Teach it to obey bi hits.

puppyface7077 years ago
That"s a great show concept

Mr E11 years ago
My dogs a girl idiots

Andy29 years ago
Dog eat your goddam food and don't sass me.

ErmelieGilles7 years ago
So that means when I say dont attack me he/she does?!?!?!?! OMG

Sawyer Keeneth12 years ago
my dogs disobedient anyway problem solved

5x019 years ago
can you do a question like you can use super strength what you get weaker every time you use it

thebeavers9 years ago
Reverse cytology

KittenLover_7last year
So your dog becomes a cat lol.

MattD12119 years ago
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Enderperson9 years ago
Fuck u dude

AmyWilliams9 years ago
Get two dogs.

cindersprite4 years ago
So basically... my dog is a cat now?

HotSauceBear10 years ago
dont have a dog
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