41009 (39%) 63440 (61%)
41009 (39%) people have pressed this button, while 63440 (61%) did not.
Your dog can understand everything you say as though he were a human
but
He's fiercely disobedient
Next

KataDark 2 years ago
Maybe if we say the opposite of what we wish, he will obey...?

SciArtHerp 9 years ago
Meh. That"s my dogs already.

Andrew Cotton 13 years ago
Insert Dr who refrence that gets me tons of likes cause people are fanboys to the max.

Kamek71 6 years ago
don't like he"s at funny number
Load more replies

sewell 9 years ago
well isnt that a dog anyway

NightmareBlue 9 years ago
my dogs a she LOL

VelocityRaptor28 10 years ago
*cracks neck and fingers simultaneously* i think i can iron that out

Booper_Dooper 9 years ago
Just say the opposite of what you want him to do :D

cupcakejulian 2 years ago
fr…

AnytaRoel 9 years ago
Pretty much nothing new at that point... at least now she'll understand me.

Sefirosu200x 10 years ago
Don't have a dog, don't want a dog. I have a cat. If you said a cat, I wouldn't have slammed the "will not" button so hard.

Kulles 10 years ago
Nothing would change. I'm pretty sure the smug bastard gets every word I say, but insists on playing dumb.

DontPressButton 10 years ago
DON'T PEE OUTSIDE! DON'T EAT THE DOG FOOD!! DON'T VICIOUSLY MAUL THAT PERSON!!

KiwiMaya 9 years ago
Lol!

5x01 10 years ago
can one of you people do a questionwith a downside like you can you super strength what the f***

Zac Workman 11 years ago
I like my dog not knowing what I say

popcornface@outlook.com 11 years ago
I do not have a dog soo free dog is good for me.. Also tell him not to listen to you so he now will... FREE DOG AND HE "OBEYS"!? GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME

Phillip Qz 13 years ago
Tell him not to listen to you.

Enderperson 11 years ago
Lolol

Matt Stiller 13 years ago
So your dog becomes a cat? No.

masterjt60 10 years ago
We can't let dogs become cats
Load more replies

Willard Miller 13 years ago
Grammatical Loophole: My dog's a girl, so *she* will be just as obedient.

masterjt60 10 years ago
Same
Load more replies

Sotos Ablaze 13 years ago
I have no dog

xXRainbowBlazeXx 11 years ago
Same

Enderperson 11 years ago
I have no dog

Leonard Grote 13 years ago
sounds like a sitcom

Doritos Master 10 years ago
I dont have a dog

Prism 9 years ago
I have had to deal with the most annoyingly disobedient bitch for a week now. If it can talk I would slit the fucker"s neck. I need anger management...

LeiaTheCool 11 years ago
Find the 2 and tomorrow youy will be kissed 555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555255555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555.Count d... [Show full comment]

TheSlenderman 3 years ago
Collect my Pages

i like this game (jokes) 11 years ago
I don't have a dog I have a cat

Bread-Emperor 5 years ago
I don't own a dog

John_The_Illusive_Man 11 years ago
John does not even have a dog! Who cares?!

Who_cares 8 years ago
I have a girl dog so...win!

Chris Brennan 13 years ago
Sounds like a really badly written yet funny sitcom...

Its-A-Me 10 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU"VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom"s name fiv... [Show full comment]

Cryptic Shockwave 11 years ago
I don't have a dog

DjSatun 10 years ago
Dogs can already understand humans. Humans bred them anyway.

IAmSoSmart 11 years ago
I have a female dog, so ha!

Tacos5800 4 years ago
Whoever made this assumes everybody has a dog

xlittle 11 years ago
"I thought the whole point of having a dog was to feel superior, Jerry" - Rick

Superkenny19 9 years ago
hes already dis obediant

Lovecat 11 years ago
I've a KITTY CAT MEANIE

Queenchrysalis666 10 years ago
Sell dog XD

dubsmash.dylan 11 years ago
What if he's a werewolf

Pancakeamancake 6 years ago
He already is

crownofthorns 12 years ago
already is

happy! 11 years ago
SAY THE OPPOSITE!!!!!!

Commissar 10 years ago
Who wants Korean food

KiwiMaya 9 years ago
I sont have a dog...:(

KiwiMaya 9 years ago
*dont

Cooldayes3 11 years ago
I love naughty dogs 😁😁😁😁😁

Solocupz 11 years ago
What if i told them they are a bitch

DarkUnicorn365 11 years ago
I got so happy... then I read the second part :(

Compital 5 years ago
so he"s brian from family guy? no.

annamarso 11 years ago
So No change?

The360MlgNoscoper 8 years ago
I don’t own a DOGG
Load more comments