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Your dog can understand everything you say as though he were a human
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He's fiercely disobedient
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KataDarklast month
Maybe if we say the opposite of what we wish, he will obey...?

SciArtHerp8 years ago
Meh. That"s my dogs already.

sewell7 years ago
well isnt that a dog anyway

Andrew Cotton12 years ago
Insert Dr who refrence that gets me tons of likes cause people are fanboys to the max.

Kamek714 years ago
don't like he"s at funny number
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NightmareBlue8 years ago
my dogs a she LOL

VelocityRaptor288 years ago
*cracks neck and fingers simultaneously* i think i can iron that out

Booper_Dooper8 years ago
Just say the opposite of what you want him to do :D

cupcakejulian6 months ago
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AnytaRoel8 years ago
Pretty much nothing new at that point... at least now she'll understand me.

Sefirosu200x8 years ago
Don't have a dog, don't want a dog. I have a cat. If you said a cat, I wouldn't have slammed the "will not" button so hard.

Kulles8 years ago
Nothing would change. I'm pretty sure the smug bastard gets every word I say, but insists on playing dumb.

DontPressButton8 years ago
DON'T PEE OUTSIDE! DON'T EAT THE DOG FOOD!! DON'T VICIOUSLY MAUL THAT PERSON!!

KiwiMaya8 years ago
Lol!

5x019 years ago
can one of you people do a questionwith a downside like you can you super strength what the f***

Zac Workman9 years ago
I like my dog not knowing what I say

[email protected]9 years ago
I do not have a dog soo free dog is good for me.. Also tell him not to listen to you so he now will... FREE DOG AND HE "OBEYS"!? GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME

Phillip Qz12 years ago
Tell him not to listen to you.

Enderperson9 years ago
Lolol

Matt Stiller12 years ago
So your dog becomes a cat? No.

masterjt608 years ago
We can't let dogs become cats
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Willard Miller12 years ago
Grammatical Loophole: My dog's a girl, so *she* will be just as obedient.

masterjt608 years ago
Same
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Sotos Ablaze12 years ago
I have no dog

xXRainbowBlazeXx9 years ago
Same

Bread-Emperor4 years ago
I don't own a dog

John_The_Illusive_Man10 years ago
John does not even have a dog! Who cares?!

Its-A-Me8 years ago
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Cryptic Shockwave9 years ago
I don't have a dog

Who_cares7 years ago
I have a girl dog so...win!

Chris Brennan12 years ago
Sounds like a really badly written yet funny sitcom...

IAmSoSmart9 years ago
I have a female dog, so ha!

DjSatun9 years ago
Dogs can already understand humans. Humans bred them anyway.

Superkenny198 years ago
hes already dis obediant

Lovecat9 years ago
I've a KITTY CAT MEANIE

Tacos58002 years ago
Whoever made this assumes everybody has a dog

xlittle9 years ago
"I thought the whole point of having a dog was to feel superior, Jerry" - Rick

dubsmash.dylan9 years ago
What if he's a werewolf

Pancakeamancake5 years ago
He already is

crownofthorns10 years ago
already is

Queenchrysalis6668 years ago
Sell dog XD

Commissar9 years ago
Who wants Korean food

happy!9 years ago
SAY THE OPPOSITE!!!!!!

Cooldayes39 years ago
I love naughty dogs 😁😁😁😁😁

Solocupz9 years ago
What if i told them they are a bitch

KiwiMaya8 years ago
I sont have a dog...:(

KiwiMaya8 years ago
*dont

Compital3 years ago
so he"s brian from family guy? no.

annamarso 10 years ago
So No change?

DarkUnicorn3659 years ago
I got so happy... then I read the second part :(

johncenarfanboy6008 years ago
IT SAYS HE MINES A SHE

CoCMan9 years ago
If he could understand me I could teach him to be obedient

The360MlgNoscoper7 years ago
I don’t own a DOGG

Karu Suzume12 years ago
She doesn't obey anyways xD

abab1239 years ago
tell him to be obedient

ThePaulDude7 years ago
Reverse psychology your dog to do anything you say.

superstargamer119 years ago
I rather not....

andrewplays49 years ago
train him! mother fucker train hiM!!!!! also Dr who references are funny and make sense to me so fuck off!
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