Will You Press The Button?

lx55555 2 years ago

没有写％

LuoXingCheng 3 months ago

persent=%，your english is not very good (

Lzke 9 years ago

n isn't N. And since you never specified what n is, it stays at it"s default value. Which is typically zero. So I have a one percent chanceof dieing each year? That"s lower than average...

Tarinator 3 years ago

I’m so pressing it in this case

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Perfect Pizza Pie 11 years ago

why everybody posting shit 46 years ago?

wolfboyvegeta 2 years ago

idk

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Cody Griffith 13 years ago

i'll make myself immortal

I_Will_FUCK_ANYTHING_THAT_MOVES 6 years ago

How?

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Potato_Chips 6 years ago

Oh No its Gold Experience Requiem and Diavolo Fuck

Klarix 11 years ago

I'll kill myself in a gruesome manner.

ImNotAFish 9 years ago

N=age in millennia

TateAllen 9 years ago

Make two of all your organs so you can live without them

BlackCat22 9 years ago

I wouldn't take the risk. Dying every single year would get really tiring

LegacyLucario 10 years ago

currently 50% of people (including me) pressed and 50% did not

Anonymouslydone 11 years ago

12% chance. Of course I will press it.

Bushi00 11 years ago

And then in another year it'd be 13%, then 14%, then 15%, then 16%...

Ty Walters 13 years ago

I'd re design myself to be able to predict the future and I would be the world's strongest man and invincible so I could prevent all my deaths! HA LOOPHOLES!!!

Trolerp 11 years ago

And how should ya do that?

numnum04 11 years ago

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legojk74 11 years ago

DONT READ THIS. Thats it. Nothing else. Just don't read it. Why are u still reading it? I told you to stop. Stop! STOP!!!!!!!

Sirayo 9 years ago

O would push this at the age of 90

colonthree 2 months ago

well, the average age you'll die at is n where \sum_{r=1}^{n}r=100 (look at it in a LaTeX viewer), which is equal to (-1+801^0.5)/2 or roughly 13.65

franzaeron 11 years ago

You can just redesign yourself with you having a birthday on Feb 29 and you can rebirth every 4 years before your birthday

pil555 9 years ago

if i know the knowledge of life and restart it wouldn't i know what i see and remember it FOREVER witch means all the things i do with me mom for the first months of life AS A BABY. SWEET!!!!

gamercool18 10 years ago

New life life plus

Fatel777 9 years ago

JUST MAKE YOURSELF INDESTRUCTIBLE and another gender if you like whisper ( i want to)

BetterTitles 11 years ago

So 13 percent...

krtz 5 years ago

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happygolucky 12 years ago

I would redesign myself to be perpetually biologically 1 day old, while having a body that appears to be 25. That's my loophole!

ASadPieceOfBread 8 years ago

Joke"s on you, I'm 5 Jk

Benjamin Brisk 13 years ago

why not just say age + 1 are you 12?

possessed_apple 10 years ago

17% chance. yeet

standoutunicorn 9 years ago

1+age%? Whaaaa...

dankmemes101 9 years ago

If you are 50, you have a 51% chance that you will die every year in a gruesome manner

siriuslygeeky 10 years ago

downside?

PottedRosePetal 10 years ago

You will most likely die with about 50 years at best? Maybe even earlier

Pls no 11 years ago

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stevovvv 11 years ago

Needed wat

Cosmalisk 2 years ago

Noice :>

KrazyKat 11 years ago

13%? Not to bad x3

Green Ninja 11 years ago

Why

Drwaffle23 7 years ago

Reaches age 99

RinaLily 12 years ago

reminds me of the hunger games...

Watermelonman 10 years ago

Go to some goverment building and officially change my age to -1 year, press button, go back and change age to original. If the guys there don't change it, i just say i give em money for it. I remodel myself into a living money printer which also has the a... [Show full comment]

TheAlbanianGirl 10 years ago

Then i'll make myself undestroyable

pussy 11 years ago

No upside

kirbyrules1567 10 years ago

I will make my self very luck so ya

Culum_Maitland 11 years ago

%19, ooh, that's steep. Also starting again would be horrible, because you would still know everything you do now but when you try to tell people about it they wouldn't take you seriously. You would be a wise old man trapped in the body of a 4 year old until your inevitable gruesome death!

Mykeelovesbidoofs 9 years ago

No downside

Bradmantanium 4 years ago

If I keep my knowledge I"d just figure out a way to stay secure at all times

BeRsErk 12 years ago

Start life over as an immortal.

jackieboi03 9 years ago

Could you design your self to be immortal and like import abilities

BurningSoup1 11 years ago

why not just constantly change into something or whatever gaining more and more knowledge then become some young boy or girl and tease all of those adults with your brains and such and they will all be jealous the end. (this sounds so stupid i swear XD)

WowThisIsSuchAnAmazingApp 10 years ago

THE LOOPHOLES ARE TOO EASY!!

Ronnoc527 11 years ago

Creat mysled as a handsome man ladie wanna fuck that does not age and techinicaly is 0.000000000000000000000000000000000001 year old

pressingforeverornever 8 years ago

I'll make somebody else press the button: They have the knowledge to want to do specific thing like build another button but without the negative stuff and then everyone can just click that button including him. Problem solved.

Geoffrey McNally 13 years ago

given the increasing probablilities theres a 75% chance of dying by age 15. no thanks.

Pls no 11 years ago

Did not mean to spam, internet was lagging.

ButtonMasher124 9 years ago

immortality

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