Will You Press The Button?

fortniteman 3 years ago

opan gangnanm stle

WholesomeChungus7 2 years ago

i hope you've grown and changed as a person

Tsvetock 11 years ago

All the asexuals laughed

UrLocalEmo 2 years ago

fr Im just looking at this like dream come true.

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Pyoro 2 years ago

Downside?!??!?!?!/!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?

KotaCy 10 years ago

Well for an asexual this is probably one of the best buttons to ever press. Now people won't say "You just haven't found the right person yet" when I say I'm asexual, I can just say the button makes it so I can't. Win-win.

dankmemes101 9 years ago

This is a sad, sad autobiography from my dear friend, @ Drtdyctgfhfgrgsgfrgg. He is an asshole, so I'm putting his pathetic comment all over this website as revenge. He hates people with autism and he hates asexuals. If you agree he should be punished, pas... [Show full comment]

ariaprince 11 years ago

-asexual laughter-

dankmemes101 9 years ago

This is a sad, sad autobiography from my dear friend, @ Drtdyctgfhfgrgsgfrgg. He is an asshole, so I'm putting his pathetic comment all over this website as revenge. He hates people with autism and he hates asexuals. If you agree he should be punished, pas... [Show full comment]

Goonie-55 10 years ago

No sex=sadness

martinn2001 10 years ago

SEX! SEX! SEX!

BWiebe96 11 years ago

I don't want to be able to read minds. Some people are really fucked up, an I like sex

WolfRex 9 years ago

I'm already fucked up so that wouldn't be a problem

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hollyskyes 11 years ago

ERROR 404: asexual does not find downside

dankmemes101 9 years ago

This is a sad, sad autobiography from my dear friend, @ Drtdyctgfhfgrgsgfrgg. He is an asshole, so I'm putting his pathetic comment all over this website as revenge. He hates people with autism and he hates asexuals. If you agree he should be punished, pas... [Show full comment]

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Lofeezy 11 years ago

If asexual, then no downside

dankmemes101 9 years ago

This is a sad, sad autobiography from my dear friend, @ Drtdyctgfhfgrgsgfrgg. He is an asshole, so I'm putting his pathetic comment all over this website as revenge. He hates people with autism and he hates asexuals. If you agree he should be punished, pas... [Show full comment]

ThVi-Is-The-Best-ship 7 years ago

That"s fine, I'm a minor

VortexTsunami 8 months ago

hey u stupid ass be mature

cutie kitty 10 years ago

NO UPSIDE ;-;

hemlock 11 years ago

aro ace cackling in the distance

dankmemes101 9 years ago

This is a sad, sad autobiography from my dear friend, @ Drtdyctgfhfgrgsgfrgg. He is an asshole, so I'm putting his pathetic comment all over this website as revenge. He hates people with autism and he hates asexuals. If you agree he should be punished, pas... [Show full comment]

imma_taco 9 years ago

lol I don't even wanna read minds nor having sex

LieutenantGD 9 years ago

I don't want to have sex anyway B)

dankmemes101 9 years ago

This is a sad, sad autobiography from my dear friend, @ Drtdyctgfhfgrgsgfrgg. He is an asshole, so I'm putting his pathetic comment all over this website as revenge. He hates people with autism and he hates asexuals. If you agree he should be punished, pas... [Show full comment]

GorgManOnYoutube 9 years ago

Never will have any

DoctorAurora 10 years ago

*muffled asexual laughter*

dankmemes101 9 years ago

This is a sad, sad autobiography from my dear friend, @ Drtdyctgfhfgrgsgfrgg. He is an asshole, so I'm putting his pathetic comment all over this website as revenge. He hates people with autism and he hates asexuals. If you agree he should be punished, pas... [Show full comment]

Mari Scaryface 13 years ago

NO DOWNSIDE

Ducki52 3 years ago

Absolutely none whatsoever

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Marie1204 10 years ago

Good day for asexuals lol

dankmemes101 9 years ago

This is a sad, sad autobiography from my dear friend, @ Drtdyctgfhfgrgsgfrgg. He is an asshole, so I'm putting his pathetic comment all over this website as revenge. He hates people with autism and he hates asexuals. If you agree he should be punished, pas... [Show full comment]

Toodles 11 years ago

Love it how only a few people chose psychic powers instead of sex

Ozzyfam 8 years ago

If you could read minds, you could just read Bill Gates mind and steal his money and become rich

Crotalia 8 years ago

No downside, yet 64% people want sex more. I'm not even asexual.

WolfRex 9 years ago

I would press that button a million times. I could do so much if I could read minds! Sex is just pleasure, mind reading could get me a very successful life if I played my cards right

thebuttonpresser2007 9 years ago

It"s win/win MY DREAM

MysticalMaster 9 years ago

I can't see any downside. I'm lesbian.

D_YellowMadness last year

You wouldn't be able to have lesbian sex either.

FireBird100 9 years ago

I"ve never hit a button so fast before

f-shark 9 years ago

im 11 this is gone to come back to bite me later so no

Superpills 9 years ago

Read the mind of someone having sex.

takmaisimliadam 9 years ago

Sometimes i say to myself Asdxuals are too fucking lucky

yoyonotyourbro 9 years ago

muffled asexual laughter

dankmemes101 9 years ago

This is a sad, sad autobiography from my dear friend, @ Drtdyctgfhfgrgsgfrgg. He is an asshole, so I'm putting his pathetic comment all over this website as revenge. He hates people with autism and he hates asexuals. If you agree he should be punished, pas... [Show full comment]

HarmoniousPuppy 9 years ago

Not much of a problem for me.

wellfuckallthegoodnamesaretaken 9 years ago

I am fine with this

myzer 10 years ago

homoromantic over here

LioSoul 10 years ago

Seriously? Only 37% pressed the button? Gross...

Lipsinkinglilli 10 years ago

Im 9 sooo...... no problem with that

Doge360 10 years ago

You read your girlfriend"s mind. She wants to sleep with you. God dammit.

Crotalia 8 years ago

lol

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No downside to this

Seventh Seal 10 years ago

Any "can't have sex" deals are automatically NOPE. And I don't care much about what other people are thinking anyway.

spurius187 9 years ago

If it was "You can have infinite wishes BUT you can never have sex again" i would do it. Than you can wish to have sex again and have infinite wishes as well.

Coconut slipper 11 years ago

What if would someone rape me?

kian..h 11 years ago

FUCK that I'm having sec

kian..h 11 years ago

Sex not sec

DangerFuzionx 11 years ago

No upside I NEED SEX

CheeseMaster 11 years ago

sex is important

zombieslayer dragon born 11 years ago

Nope sex is awsome

psychotic1 11 years ago

um i dont want to know what people are thinking and sex is to good to give up

Kayla Pyro Duperault 13 years ago

I'm asexual and aromantic so this doesn't bother me too much...

Ratatatatuille 8 years ago

Man, I fucking HATE asexuals! They are b-o-r-i-n-g. This may sound wierd, but I am a really nice person, but I'm really fucking annoyed that I can't get a gf. Actually. If I went too deep into this shit, telling you my whole love life, we would be in the end of eternity, that"s how long it is.

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Amber Smith 13 years ago

Aslexuals everywhere violently press the button

dankmemes101 9 years ago

This is a sad, sad autobiography from my dear friend, @ Drtdyctgfhfgrgsgfrgg. He is an asshole, so I'm putting his pathetic comment all over this website as revenge. He hates people with autism and he hates asexuals. If you agree he should be punished, pas... [Show full comment]

Matthew Marks 13 years ago

LOL NOPE

Felix Faber 13 years ago

i'm Felix and I'm SPECIAL!!!

xavia 11 years ago

PRESS PRESS PRESS

AndrijaFuncyman 10 years ago

I won't have sex a girl will jump on my dick (:::::::::3

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