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You become an instant millionaire and never have to work again

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The only people who fall in love with you for the rest of your life are creepy stalkers

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Banette 11 years ago

Just because they're stalkers doesn't mean they are bad people.

SHUASAKI 17 days ago

Real.

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shadowhacked 11 years ago

get my personal army of mercenaries to kill anyone dumb shit enough to try who's with me?

SHUASAKI 17 days ago

Actually batman.

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Erog 7 years ago

Hmm, are any of the stalkers likable?

unimportant 9 years ago

the life of some celebrities

Steven Stulock 13 years ago

We have a lot in common.

ewgie 11 years ago

You relief what

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WBGrock 11 years ago

Oohh can i get Overly Attached Girlfriend? She's cute!

SpoopityWhoopity 4 years ago

kill yourself

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Jauchaelle 11 years ago

I hope there are female stalkers.....

Hamburger Guy 9 years ago

No. They"re gay.

Darth Derp 11 years ago

Sexy creepy stalker.

Kylo Ren (STAR WARS) 11 years ago

Ho Ho!

Ritty03 9 years ago

But thats the reasom theyre stalking me.................. Right?

Aschtad1409 9 years ago

Kill all of them

ThePaulDude 9 years ago

I know right? I even said the same thing with hiring a hitman.

Best name 10 years ago

... yandere?... They are normally both fun, loving, creepy, and hot all in one.

bailybailybailybaily 10 years ago

As long as I love my little creepy stalker too

Bombenbarut 10 years ago

What if the creepy stalker is Yuno gasai

KawaiiSparkyBubbles123 11 years ago

Everyday life..

Oggy 11 years ago

So all yanderes fall in love with me?

HEADS GROW BACK 11 years ago

Reminds me of Yandere-Chan.

ThatDemonMikki 11 years ago

Awwww Yeah, Yandere's, here I come!

Beth Makara 13 years ago

Murderous or not murderous

SatanSpoon 9 years ago

@Hamburger Guy Murderous: Very Yandere-like. But, you must learn from Megumi Shimizu, the ultimate Yandere. Not murderous: I believe that means the stalker isn't THAT head over heels

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Jamie Lynn Layton 13 years ago

Me: give you a million Dolores if you don't stalk me Man: ok. LOOP HOLE

AH PERSON 10 years ago

Just put them in prison for trespassing

ponyplayz 6 years ago

just kill the fucking stalkers

Nisse44 10 years ago

All ready have a lover 💏

Joao Kleber Nixon 13 years ago

maria nikki anyone?

WinterMorriganBlackDreemurrTheScottishDaedra 9 years ago

So Yandere-chan?

ImpossibleZ 11 years ago

Well i got no creepy stalkers lol

Im_hungry_30 11 years ago

You can pay people to like you

Atheon 10 years ago

Yuno Gasai anyone?

Marshallmellow52 last year

what if the stalker is hot?

ORYX 11 years ago

i would like to have a Gasai Yuno stalking me

Aguydude 9 years ago

You guys know they don't have to be males.

I like turtles 11 years ago

HELL YES!!!

yaboichips 5 years ago

dont have a love then. problem solved

creep112 11 years ago

who wants a creepy stalker to love him? even for money!

greendogblue 12 years ago

are they attractive creepy stalkers?

ThePaulDude 10 years ago

Hire an assassin to kill the stalkers, loophole!

KKKsupremeleader 10 years ago

Don't have to fall in love

Francesco Vecchi 13 years ago

well maybe a creepy busty stalker would do

rndomeshite 11 years ago

so im fine with that

densch 8 years ago

Yuno, stalk me please! :O

janset 11 years ago

imma die alone lmaoo

Ejparrot 11 years ago

I'll pay to have them taken away

Memes-make-dreams 9 years ago

be single ez

Rougecomment 10 years ago

What if that stalker is hot?

Andrej_Zrnic 9 years ago

Doesnt say it stalking me

ThePaulDude 9 years ago

It implies that you would be stalked so your still screwed.

josiahmcelyea98@yahoo.com 11 years ago

Take bitter with the sweet. The bitter pieces of life are what make us human, as do the sweet parts. Taking out both makes you a bland soup.

oldnotweak 10 years ago

hahahahahahahahahaha no downside

Sealion_iscool 4 years ago

I'm into that Win win

usuallyYES 11 years ago

just kill 'em or break up or something and convince others

~PeachDeredere~ 10 years ago

So basically yandere's following you around?

Imastrangeone 6 years ago

Me too bro

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