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You become an instant millionaire and never have to work again

but

The only people who fall in love with you for the rest of your life are creepy stalkers

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Banette 11 years ago

Just because they're stalkers doesn't mean they are bad people.

ButtonPressor9000 8 years ago

They also might actually look good

shadowhacked 11 years ago

get my personal army of mercenaries to kill anyone dumb shit enough to try who's with me?

usuallyYES 11 years ago

ikr that's like the best way to do it :P

Erog 6 years ago

Hmm, are any of the stalkers likable?

unimportant 9 years ago

the life of some celebrities

Steven Stulock 13 years ago

We have a lot in common.

ewgie 11 years ago

You relief what

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WBGrock 11 years ago

Oohh can i get Overly Attached Girlfriend? She's cute!

SpoopityWhoopity 4 years ago

kill yourself

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Jauchaelle 11 years ago

I hope there are female stalkers.....

Hamburger Guy 9 years ago

No. They"re gay.

Darth Derp 11 years ago

Sexy creepy stalker.

Kylo Ren (STAR WARS) 11 years ago

Ho Ho!

Ritty03 9 years ago

But thats the reasom theyre stalking me.................. Right?

Aschtad1409 9 years ago

Kill all of them

ThePaulDude 9 years ago

I know right? I even said the same thing with hiring a hitman.

Best name 10 years ago

... yandere?... They are normally both fun, loving, creepy, and hot all in one.

bailybailybailybaily 10 years ago

As long as I love my little creepy stalker too

Bombenbarut 10 years ago

What if the creepy stalker is Yuno gasai

KawaiiSparkyBubbles123 11 years ago

Everyday life..

Oggy 11 years ago

So all yanderes fall in love with me?

HEADS GROW BACK 11 years ago

Reminds me of Yandere-Chan.

ThatDemonMikki 11 years ago

Awwww Yeah, Yandere's, here I come!

Beth Makara 13 years ago

Murderous or not murderous

SatanSpoon 9 years ago

@Hamburger Guy Murderous: Very Yandere-like. But, you must learn from Megumi Shimizu, the ultimate Yandere. Not murderous: I believe that means the stalker isn't THAT head over heels

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Jamie Lynn Layton 13 years ago

Me: give you a million Dolores if you don't stalk me Man: ok. LOOP HOLE

fishshark 8 years ago

Your stalker person will stalker you then kill you somehow

Creepson 11 years ago

*looking outside window several times* See the stalker. Scream. Welcome to my life...

Skai 11 years ago

What do you mean I am the stalker

~Wave~length~ 11 years ago

Umm... I don't care much about money... especially not that much...

echothekirby953.jpg 10 years ago

Meh.... just ignore them.

ButtonPie 8 months ago

well .. no one has fallen in love with me in more than 20 years so .. I dont see the downside TvT

enderkid the muse of hope 11 years ago

Okay i accept

XVicent 10 years ago

Yuno can you come pls

AColdGuy 5 years ago

Creepy stalkers aren't that bad. Every one has creepy stalked someone at least once. Plus, it doesn't says they need to creepy stalk ME.

xXCelestiaXx 11 years ago

-COUGH- yandere -COUGH-

Warbaine 9 years ago

If someone (who isn't me) had a yandere fetish this would be a win/win.

catbot2000 12 years ago

Can I pay someone to keep them away from me?

Pushdabutton 8 years ago

Mk, so yandere-kun?

Cimitiri 11 years ago

Pin the stalkers on eachother : p

Drawesomethewizard 10 years ago

Fuck no!

Bryan Rowland 13 years ago

same as i am now but with lots of money

The1Dino_Man 10 years ago

Just categorize the one you love as a creepy stalker, press the button, then see them the way you want

Dilan 11 years ago

Russia, ist that you?

ThePaulDude 9 years ago

Just hire a hitman to pick off all the stalkers, job done.

Pyrox 11 years ago

Looks out window'. 'HUE HUE HUE ITS TIME FOR DUH BUNG BOOCE ORAGY.

Hyltran 3 years ago

Woman doesn’t feel love anyway.

DarkPhantum 11 years ago

What's the problem with stalkers? Someone has noticed you and still is

Mamerrill 9 years ago

Who needs love when you have pets

zombieskys117 11 years ago

Yeah yuno senpai

lizardmom.exe 10 years ago

Im a creepy stalker so

TrueRenegade 9 years ago

I couldn't live with it.

Elias VÃ¤lkki 13 years ago

just be friends with people?

bennyboy222 10 years ago

ooops dont want to press that anymore!

procharleston1 6 years ago

its a win-win for me. im an asexual

Alexsupastar 11 years ago

Umm isn't that what stalkers stalk?

Logic_Manuel 11 years ago

Some stalkers can be guys lol

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