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The only people who fall in love with you for the rest of your life are creepy stalkers

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Banette 11 years ago

Just because they're stalkers doesn't mean they are bad people.

ButtonPressor9000 8 years ago

They also might actually look good

shadowhacked 11 years ago

get my personal army of mercenaries to kill anyone dumb shit enough to try who's with me?

usuallyYES 11 years ago

ikr that's like the best way to do it :P

Erog 6 years ago

Hmm, are any of the stalkers likable?

unimportant 9 years ago

the life of some celebrities

Steven Stulock 13 years ago

We have a lot in common.

ewgie 11 years ago

You relief what

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WBGrock 11 years ago

Oohh can i get Overly Attached Girlfriend? She's cute!

SpoopityWhoopity 4 years ago

kill yourself

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Jauchaelle 11 years ago

I hope there are female stalkers.....

Hamburger Guy 9 years ago

No. They"re gay.

Darth Derp 11 years ago

Sexy creepy stalker.

Kylo Ren (STAR WARS) 11 years ago

Ho Ho!

Ritty03 9 years ago

But thats the reasom theyre stalking me.................. Right?

Aschtad1409 9 years ago

Kill all of them

ThePaulDude 9 years ago

I know right? I even said the same thing with hiring a hitman.

Best name 10 years ago

... yandere?... They are normally both fun, loving, creepy, and hot all in one.

bailybailybailybaily 10 years ago

As long as I love my little creepy stalker too

Bombenbarut 10 years ago

What if the creepy stalker is Yuno gasai

KawaiiSparkyBubbles123 11 years ago

Everyday life..

Oggy 11 years ago

So all yanderes fall in love with me?

HEADS GROW BACK 11 years ago

Reminds me of Yandere-Chan.

ThatDemonMikki 11 years ago

Awwww Yeah, Yandere's, here I come!

Beth Makara 13 years ago

Murderous or not murderous

SatanSpoon 9 years ago

@Hamburger Guy Murderous: Very Yandere-like. But, you must learn from Megumi Shimizu, the ultimate Yandere. Not murderous: I believe that means the stalker isn't THAT head over heels

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Jamie Lynn Layton 13 years ago

Me: give you a million Dolores if you don't stalk me Man: ok. LOOP HOLE

ShelbyWagner 9 years ago

Whatever

abcx 10 years ago

I would just buy expensive Shapeways puzzles and then live alone in a big mansion.

C4den 6 years ago

one word sweet hOme AlAbAMA

Mr.Answerer 11 years ago

I, the holy Mr.Answerer think, that its kind of normal to be stalked if you are a Multi or just a Millionare.

Cats_Cats_Laughin_Babys 10 years ago

I would spend it

XanderYFU 8 years ago

U won't fall in love with nobody ,,""",, """,, |____|

mr nobody 123 11 years ago

What if you get a group of mecieneries to kill them and keep the rest

Borismarko 10 years ago

Dtalk me and you are rich

Klauss Marcellus 11 years ago

Yeah Maggie, we dont need it. I just want power.

DATBOI69 10 years ago

my girlfriend is my stalker so i guess i dont have a downside

Huntsman 11 years ago

Is it like yono or is it lick just likes to watch you?

lisaewells 10 years ago

lol Ill just date my sexy teddy bear xD :* xD

Ceyosie 5 years ago

My bff stalks me so- WAIT BUTTON HERE I COMEEE

i_love_valve 9 years ago

Heoioioi hoi gois is mee

Andrastos 11 years ago

it says nothing about the person who actually loves me right now. So no downside here.

ponyplayz 6 years ago

just kill the fucking stalkers

Nisse44 9 years ago

All ready have a lover 💏

Joao Kleber Nixon 13 years ago

maria nikki anyone?

AH PERSON 10 years ago

Just put them in prison for trespassing

Im_hungry_30 11 years ago

You can pay people to like you

WinterMorriganBlackDreemurrTheScottishDaedra 8 years ago

So Yandere-chan?

ImpossibleZ 11 years ago

Well i got no creepy stalkers lol

Marshallmellow52 last year

what if the stalker is hot?

ORYX 11 years ago

i would like to have a Gasai Yuno stalking me

Aguydude 9 years ago

You guys know they don't have to be males.

I like turtles 11 years ago

HELL YES!!!

Atheon 10 years ago

Yuno Gasai anyone?

greendogblue 12 years ago

are they attractive creepy stalkers?

ThePaulDude 10 years ago

Hire an assassin to kill the stalkers, loophole!

yaboichips 5 years ago

dont have a love then. problem solved

creep112 11 years ago

who wants a creepy stalker to love him? even for money!

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