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You become an instant millionaire and never have to work again
but
The only people who fall in love with you for the rest of your life are creepy stalkers
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Banette 11 years ago
Just because they're stalkers doesn't mean they are bad people.

SHUASAKI 17 days ago
Real.
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shadowhacked 11 years ago
get my personal army of mercenaries to kill anyone dumb shit enough to try who's with me?

SHUASAKI 17 days ago
Actually batman.
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Erog 7 years ago
Hmm, are any of the stalkers likable?

unimportant 9 years ago
the life of some celebrities

Steven Stulock 13 years ago
We have a lot in common.

ewgie 11 years ago
You relief what
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WBGrock 11 years ago
Oohh can i get Overly Attached Girlfriend? She's cute!

SpoopityWhoopity 4 years ago
kill yourself
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Jauchaelle 11 years ago
I hope there are female stalkers.....

Hamburger Guy 9 years ago
No. They"re gay.

Darth Derp 11 years ago
Sexy creepy stalker.

Kylo Ren (STAR WARS) 11 years ago
Ho Ho!

Ritty03 9 years ago
But thats the reasom theyre stalking me.................. Right?

Aschtad1409 9 years ago
Kill all of them

ThePaulDude 9 years ago
I know right? I even said the same thing with hiring a hitman.

Best name 10 years ago
... yandere?... They are normally both fun, loving, creepy, and hot all in one.

bailybailybailybaily 10 years ago
As long as I love my little creepy stalker too

Bombenbarut 10 years ago
What if the creepy stalker is Yuno gasai

KawaiiSparkyBubbles123 11 years ago
Everyday life..

Oggy 11 years ago
So all yanderes fall in love with me?

HEADS GROW BACK 11 years ago
Reminds me of Yandere-Chan.

ThatDemonMikki 11 years ago
Awwww Yeah, Yandere's, here I come!

Beth Makara 13 years ago
Murderous or not murderous

SatanSpoon 9 years ago
@Hamburger Guy Murderous: Very Yandere-like. But, you must learn from Megumi Shimizu, the ultimate Yandere. Not murderous: I believe that means the stalker isn't THAT head over heels
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Jamie Lynn Layton 13 years ago
Me: give you a million Dolores if you don't stalk me Man: ok. LOOP HOLE

_HarleyQuinn_ 9 years ago
eh I could just hire high tech security while I'm sitting in a bag of money, eating ice-ream and popcorn, watching TV and playing games :)

sweeneysparrow98 12 years ago
I don't mind stalkers as long as they're attractive.

THE FOLLOWING 900 10 years ago
I'll just shoot the bitches

YuyuKOU 5 years ago
Yanderes

_BrokenJoe_ 11 years ago
So... You become a movie star?

mewyorkkitty 10 years ago
I'm aro ace.

Elite_Noob 6 years ago
If they are cute and quirky it doesn't matter to me

Not Here 11 years ago
No fucken difference! I don't care for 'love'

Dragonperson 10 years ago
Who cares that just means their desperate

Claire Hanna 13 years ago
fuck love, i want money

JJ103 9 years ago
but what if i like one of the stalkers?

Kyle_Luke 11 years ago
I don't want creepy stalkers at my house 😨😨😨😨😨😲😲😲😲😲🙀🙀🙀🙀🙀🙀🙀🙀🙀

TheLegend28 10 years ago
What if you are turned on by the thought of creepy stalkers XD

Doglover101 10 years ago
I just wouldn't date

20121112china last year
该死，什么破烂翻译，根本就看不懂

ibattlecupcakes 9 years ago
I don't need no partner. I don't have to work!

C4den 6 years ago
one word sweet hOme AlAbAMA

Mr.Answerer 11 years ago
I, the holy Mr.Answerer think, that its kind of normal to be stalked if you are a Multi or just a Millionare.

ShelbyWagner 9 years ago
Whatever

abcx 10 years ago
I would just buy expensive Shapeways puzzles and then live alone in a big mansion.

Borismarko 10 years ago
Dtalk me and you are rich

Cats_Cats_Laughin_Babys 11 years ago
I would spend it

XanderYFU 8 years ago
U won't fall in love with nobody ,,""",, """,, |____|

mr nobody 123 11 years ago
What if you get a group of mecieneries to kill them and keep the rest

Huntsman 11 years ago
Is it like yono or is it lick just likes to watch you?

Klauss Marcellus 11 years ago
Yeah Maggie, we dont need it. I just want power.

DATBOI69 10 years ago
my girlfriend is my stalker so i guess i dont have a downside

i_love_valve 9 years ago
Heoioioi hoi gois is mee

Andrastos 11 years ago
it says nothing about the person who actually loves me right now. So no downside here.

lisaewells 10 years ago
lol Ill just date my sexy teddy bear xD :* xD

Ceyosie 5 years ago
My bff stalks me so- WAIT BUTTON HERE I COMEEE
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