Will You Press The Button?

TurnedIntoaDragon9 years ago

help me humans I turned myself into a fire-breathing dragon by accident and cant turn myself back!

stayAdragon8 years ago

just sray one

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ThePurpleCharizard9 years ago

HAH! HEY LIL CHRISTIAN KIDS! IF GAYS ARE BORN GAY THEN WHY WOULD GOD SEND THEM TO HELL? (a pedophilic priest furrows his brow at me) also, jesus isnt real.

Anormalnoob5 years ago

Whats wrong with being gay? And jebus is most likely real. But thats your opinion.

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Lostfeather2378 years ago

Does it count for enough that I'm an atheist and lesbian?

Tricky8 years ago

I am gay, atheist, anti-conservative, hate the ideology of the upper class, brazilian and white. If it wasn't for the white I already would be everything they hate, but I can be considered latin for being brazilian anyway

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SavageAnimeGod7 years ago

Downside being what exactly?

Woilock9 years ago

Why wouldn't I like to tbe hated by stupid american dicks?

dark_wolf19949 years ago

I just pressed a button that would get rid of these types of questions. Ugh.

Tricky8 years ago

I feel sorry for us. Btw I pressed a similar button

Lilith Rose Adams12 years ago

Win-win situation c:

StormTDR7 years ago

What....

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Scott Oakes12 years ago

Oh, brilliant! I'm already a gay, Muslim, young, Communist, lower-class, Arabian black woman!

Uzumakl_Naruto3 years ago

Hey Muslim isn't the opposite of Christian isn't that satanism

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Akko_Rishtar8 years ago

So I become rich too

Itsmehomie8 years ago

I'm bisexual so I don't care if someone hates me for me

Goat Demon8 years ago

I already am everything the stereotypical straight, Christian, middle-aged, conservative, upper class, American, white man hates.

CharlesDeye8 years ago

I would make my family happy regardless

they_called_us_fangirl 8 years ago

I'm already like that so I think I'll just press that button

Z_Emruld7 years ago

Meee too

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cooldood409 years ago

no downside

Marco Paschetta12 years ago

Wait, where's the downside?

Taker_of_Hells4 years ago

Uh you change everything about you and loose your identity

Alex Bygrave12 years ago

I already am. So there's no real downside here

Ashah Shephard12 years ago

Iâ€™m already everything the stereotypical straight Christian middle-aged conservative upper class American white man hates but at least I can tell everyone I know â€œyou owe me one for like ever haha suckerâ€ so I think Iâ€™m the winner here.

Jack Seage12 years ago

There are maybe five or six people in the world (let alone America) who fit that description perfectly, so as long as none of these people gain any real power... I should be fine... right?

TheGirlOnTheBLOX8 years ago

But I'm Christian and Christians don't hate (accept Donald trump

Finn Siebelink12 years ago

I don't see the problem with this.

DZ10B4K6 years ago

Im already straight, Christian, young, conservative White Polish boi soooooo...its nothing new for me XD But Americaaaan? Dont get me wrong i dont hate Murican People I want to one Day visit NY...doesnt mean i want to become one of them XD

AlexandruCR79 years ago

Tare unele intrebari dar la unele nu ai vre nici sa nu le citesti

Whocares3518 years ago

I'm a poor mixed raced agnostic how much further do I need to go

Risen.9 years ago

I decided "no" as soon as I read "Christian".

alexriveraced7 years ago

Everything was good until it said I"d be straight

petrucci159 years ago

thats alright because i hate christians anyway :P

Im batmaan9 years ago

Why cause you don't like the true facts

Blockman3508 years ago

Wait so what if I am a strait Christian etc. etc.?

dickbuttforever9 years ago

I'm not turning white, no offense but black people are awesome and I'm already gunna be middle aged... Everyone is,except for middle aged people

echo7674last year

I am already everything the stereotypical straight, Christian, middle-aged, conservative, upper class, American, white man hates.

SinisterPoem8 years ago

i've become house mortgage, the bane of american. bow to me, so that my loved ones can live in happiness!

im_a_demon8 years ago

Done and done

asdguy0011 years ago

so i will be a rich, handsome, catholic, funny YOUNG white man

Demon1cCat3 years ago

Im a woman, so no downsides??

Noodl39 years ago

So I am a homo-sexuial, atheist, poor black Mexican from Jamaica? Cool!

Tricky8 years ago

Mexican from Jamaica? Homosexual with a hifen splitting the word in half?

TheBraveKnight7 years ago

Only 1 situation will they be not happy

xxxMLGYOLOxxx9 years ago

im from CZ and our stereotype is that we love beer so im OK with it

pinkpearl4 years ago

*weeb/furry snorting in the distance*

Zion Burns 9 years ago

We will all be hated by stereotypical straight, Christian, middle-aged, conservative, upper class, American, white men on the day of judgment

sharia8 years ago

already am lmao

kittens03309 years ago

Bro, my friends can be happy, i can go 100% gay, i can be emo as hell, and remain atheist? My life would be complete~

BenDias8 years ago

Why would I want to be taxes

Donnie Wayne Moreland12 years ago

So I'd become a gay, illegal immigrant, mixed race, muslim, women, feminist, who thinks guns should be banned, marijuana smoking hippy, who is try to get married and adopt a child? Perfect, let's do. I have a bunch of relatives to piss off.