So, I guess the gas is why you"re rich. A renewable fuel that only you can create, with your ass.
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ArcanusShadowborne8 years ago
At least nobody"s going to stick around long enough to rip me off
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Yolo Wizards9 years ago
Well I could care less but how would I be the richest person on earth if no one likes me? What is my job? And what kind of person judges one for differance? Oh..America...
imadantdmfan5 years ago
dambass
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Krusek8 years ago
I can clear out a room in 5 minutes.
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Francis Racicot12 years ago
spend the money inventing some sort of special pants that undo the effect of the fart and hide the noise.
So no one likes me,and no one thinks i'm weird? why don't they like me then?
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Spence07029 years ago
That's me already soo
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Jdude143310 years ago
Big picture I'm weird anyways and get a good pillow and sit on it to muffle it duh
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DomZ1278 years ago
Noone thinks I'm weird. AWESOME WORLD!!
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Hyltran2 years ago
Keep a box of matches in your pocket and explain to people that you have a medical condition. And besides if you are that rich you can be alone most of the time anyway.
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Jo Zeph10 years ago
@Starr Nanobreez :D
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PolarIce238 years ago
There is no space between no and one so noon does not life me and everyone else like me
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fuckingidiot9 years ago
spend money for the largest pants in the world
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jumpycatfan9 years ago
i would get some medical help for it
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evanthecannon9 years ago
who's Noone?
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ToastLord6 years ago
If I press the button, do I become rich or does the whole world become poor?
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west49cool511 years ago
Was this made by a 10 year old?
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offbeatanatoliy059 years ago
lol
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GriffinBowes8 years ago
Use downside to my advantage-I love farting with girls around
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domsterpotato9 years ago
Have some surgery to fix the farting problem and pay people to like you
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PrincessSuicune8 years ago
I"d just sit in my room and make YouTube vide- wait I already do that.
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ninjadino3219 years ago
Just shower twice a day, use deodorant often, and use perfume.
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FuckedUpCat3 months ago
I call them thunderpants
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roses-of-random10 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOW YOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY. 1. say your name ten times. 2.say your mom's name five t...[Show full comment]
Well..NO!! You can just get a job and you Will have some money!
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Malcolm Crouch12 years ago
Ok ... wow wow WOW
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ShinHigaku9 years ago
Its easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle, than for a rich man to enter the kingdom of heaven.
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Sorry, I'm a christian... BUT I SAY IT LOUD AND PROUD!!!!
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ninjamonkey9 years ago
why the fuck would i care if no one likes me im rich
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Robonyan9 years ago
Really ni
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chase10220410 years ago
Find the 2 and tomorrow youy will be kissed 555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555255555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555.Count d...[Show full comment]
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--likeaboss--8 years ago
all i would get is money. i already have the downside
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Trachnurlast year
money can solve anything >:)
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roseclaw10 years ago
Perfume.
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Migdin18 years ago
The downside is me already... except the part that no one likes me... everyone likes me
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petrucci159 years ago
pay for a colon transplant
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joshysocks11 years ago
I can buy people earplugs and gasmasks, so...
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Jizzygee9 years ago
Sounds like Taco Bell.
They're food is too expensive and it makes you have a terrible farting problem.
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