Will You Press The Button?

minimegaman090 2 years ago

"immortal" ...well not pressing that one

Electro39 11 years ago

Well. *gets a gun and kills everyone* AHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAAHHHAHAHAAHAHA I AM THE QUEEEN

Phantom117 8 years ago

Queen of that rock over there

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Kiah Kirdahy 13 years ago

Ahem: Hitler is already dead, Justin Bieber hardly qualifies as a person, Dolores Umbridge isn't a real figure and my high school is full of skanks. Argument invalid.

nomnomnomnomnomnom 3 years ago

True

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that one guy who says first every time 11 years ago

if those are the only people left on earth... that means im dead!

Last_teen_360gamer 9 months ago

Not if your immortal and invulnerable

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Perana 10 years ago

Can you throw in Emma watson and have her like me? Cuz that"s the only way living on a planet with beiber and umbridge could be even remotely bearable

WhiteLotusGod 9 years ago

Right? Though it would take more than Emma to make me say yes to living with umbridge

Daisy ocean girl 10 years ago

Not Dolores Umbridge

gryffindor9whovian 10 years ago

I refuse to live on a world with Umbridge on it

nikita1121 11 years ago

DOLORES IS TOO FAR!!!

Line 7 years ago

At least there is hitler with me XD

Jenelle_Unicorn 8 years ago

I can't push the button because that means I want it but...... I MUST NOT TELL LIES

Nubbins244 9 years ago

Maybe the rest of the people where on a space cruise and everyone else was banned from it?

DavidHarper 9 years ago

When I read the first bit I thought to say "in your mom" then I read the second bit😱

Somepersonapparently 9 years ago

That"s great. I'll meet Adolf Hitler😊

TheTrollYT 10 years ago

If I'm immortal, I can flick everybody remaining off and they can't do shit about it :D

----------- 10 years ago

Error 404 all of these Shanks don't count as real people

Malcolmxt 10 years ago

Does this mean I kill a lot of people though

xX_XBOX GAMER_xX 10 years ago

Never said i cant kill them

Themasterassassin 10 years ago

We could have a party

hHihiw 10 years ago

You can go to other planet

Yehboi 10 years ago

I see no downside

MadiPop 9 years ago

obviously you are a muggle

NicholasCrespo 10 years ago

hitler, i think i"m jewish, (wink) can you kill me?

Benedict Charles Costa II 13 years ago

I'd rather be left with Beebtard, Hitler, some random skank, but not Umbridge. Nothing's worse than Umbridge.

Clefclark 8 years ago

The books are damn good and if you say otherwise. I predict you will burn at a stake

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chopical 10 years ago

eh hitler was a intelligent person , yes he was crazy mad for power but lets face it now days government isn't that far off , they just hate different things and yes he kill a lot of good people but he also killed a lot of bad people as well

abcx 10 years ago

And jews wouldn't exist anymore, so he couldn't kill them.

gamrejess13597 10 years ago

sorry justin and umbridge is a turn off for me.

Davd 10 years ago

I mean, you *could* move the rest of the human population to an exoplanet. Then I'd take Bieber and the high school girl with me, since I could teleport. The rest of us live happily ever after and I get superpowers.Hitler is dead and Umbridge isn't real. (... [Show full comment]

WhiteLotusGod 9 years ago

Yes! Leave umbridge with hitler and sees who wins

DoctorDonna 11 years ago

The reason Justin Beiber, Adolf Hitler, that skank from high school and Dolores Umbridge are the only people left on the planet is because the rest of humanity has populated other planets and Earth has been turned into a prison for the worst people who ever lived.

ThatGuyOnTheStreet 10 years ago

And you will live there...

Lemortede3 11 years ago

I'd hate to be immortal, but beiber is less of a person and more of a whore. Hitler is dead

funnyboop 11 years ago

UMBRIDGE WHY U DO DIS TO ME

Azzlover456 11 years ago

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Bella Pierce 13 years ago

No... not Umbridge. You've gone too far.

Phantom117 8 years ago

Just kill her

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Spewkies 11 years ago

Woo, hitler and I would be good friends.

Michael Baton 13 years ago

physical pain!

Jdawg 11 years ago

I wonder who would ship my stuff I got from vat19 to me

Chloe Lee 13 years ago

i have blonde hair bue eyes and im not jewish so hitlers no problem, i like justin beiber, and the other two i can live with. Also if i can go anywhere in the blink of an eye, i would just go away from them

Rosa Vesterinen 13 years ago

Everyone is speaking how they would repopulate with the skank or bieber.. I would go with Hitler rather than Biebs.. And I would convince Bieber and Umbridge to be together, and the skank would be 4ever alone :D

Pici Axel 13 years ago

let the games begin

Mai-chan 9 years ago

A lot of my friends are actually high school skanks (sad, but true, and they know it. They call themselves hoes) and my nickname is Hitler.

Aziez 11 years ago

Who's dolores umbridge?

Xasmin 10 years ago

Nooooooooooooo anything but Justin Bieber

dabobby 5 years ago

Justin Beber is s#@$ so no

peterrrrr 11 years ago

So I'm not on Earth then... Did we colonize Mars?

Hitler V2 10 years ago

Kill em and rule over animals until monkeys become humans.

Ryan Hurst 13 years ago

Make a war with all of them and blow tare heads of with a 50cal

Clavis 8 years ago

Hitler is dead, Umbridge doesn't exist, and I can apparently teleport wherever I want in the blink of an eye so I would never see the rest of them anyway

AssassinPenguin 11 years ago

No nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

elena_mati16 9 years ago

Lol, Hitler"s dead, Justin bieber isn't that bad, maybe he"s nice, idk, Dolores umbridge is not real and my "Highschool skank" doesn't exist. I live alone with Justin bieber in earth, he can have Canada I want england. Deal.

LiteralBomb 11 years ago

Fine with hitter, I could befriend him. Skanks don't bother me. I can kill Justin briber. Umbridge I can chain down in my cellar and smack the shit out of her. Nailed it.

Raahiespi2006 9 years ago

Estaría con las personas que dijieron que si XD

spinful 11 years ago

Justin beiber isn't that bad anymore I still don't like him but still...

Erika23456786543 2 years ago

Who is Dolores Umbridge?

KurimuzonTora 11 years ago

I get to hunt them down and kill them in the biggest and best hunt ever

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