Will You Press The Button?

COOLIOMCGOOLIO8 years ago

Just start dating her, maybe teach her sign language, it"d be cool to have someone on your side during the vacation. Plus, since it"s every night, that'll make the perfect date spot. And you'll have a million likes on instagram/facebook by dating a faceless woman.

Firefist6 months ago

But there's a loophole. If she's faceless, she can't see your sign language.

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Bhavya8 years ago

Not mentioned that she is harmful.

Kyle Landers12 years ago

"Hey Mrs.Slender! Did you enjoy Singapore? Oh right, no mouth.... Well I hope you did, tomorrow we're off to Tokyo then the week after Australia!"

TeamAwesomeness4 years ago

waddle dees can make sounds without mouths, so a woman talking without a face wouldn't be much weirder

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Yatanay8 years ago

It would be really scary at first, but then you"d start getting used to it. Plus, she can't harm you.

Button Mash12349 years ago

Befriend the faceless slenderette and travel the world with her. "Hi, if you don't give me that, I will steal your soul." "Sure.... now your gonna say you're slender." *Mrs Slender pops up* "AHH! DAMN MY TRUST ISSUES!*

ThatrandomGuy48 years ago

yes

NESPeon7 years ago

Then just don't look at the mirror at night. Easy.

Kingkeil8 years ago

Don't look just sleep

Hunter Henderson12 years ago

IÊ»d imagine that eventually the scare factor would wear off. Like that episode of Spongebob where the Flying Dutchman lives at SpongebobÊ»s house while his boat is being repaired.

Starseedchild7 years ago

I would become friends with her

PartyCrasher2037 years ago

It doesn’t say they will kill you you can be there best friend for all you know

AsiaBasiaPOKEMON7 years ago

I hallucinate enough I don't want to hallucinate more

Sumthintuf8 years ago

Hello c h i l d

Jack Little12 years ago

I would name her squishy, and she would be mine, and she would be my squishy

Mister-E8 years ago

I'm imagining an anthropomorphic jellyfish woman now. It turns me on. Why?

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tlguy8 years ago

tham is so creeppy

I'm A Markiplite9 years ago

If they don't touch me or try to kill me, I'll just invite them inside to hang out

Quentin Ramirez12 years ago

it never says she's bad or a murderer. I would do my best to invite her with me, and just go on an adventure with her. I've always been a proponent of trying to be friends with horror monsters. I don't get afraid of things like that. sometimes i fap to it,...[Show full comment]

charizard_7 years ago

Yeah I would probably get used to her I try to make friends with ghosts too as long as they don't intentionally want to hurt me

gamrejess135979 years ago

actually yah as long as she did not kill me i would accept that

CharlotteTheQueenBee9 years ago

Eww gross

Cole Tanaka12 years ago

I'll make her my best firend

Blake Walker12 years ago

Somebody wants the D bigtime.

Haleigh Benson12 years ago

Sounds awesome!

Vachelee Nunez12 years ago

She invites herself in my room she wants the d?

Luis Corrales12 years ago

sounds like slendermans wife

Conner Wolf12 years ago

I'd probably try to make friends with her

AbdulrahmanAlsulaiti7 years ago

Just say “meh” whenever you see her

Gaboseries9 years ago

At least a woman will be there for me.

Con8 years ago

Close curtains and cover mirrors.

shitbird9 years ago

Don't look into a mirror?

SANS.GRANIE8 months ago

hey madam it's been 50th time this day..... wonna have *** ???

lilWizzyWYPTB8 years ago

DEATH TO ALL MIRRORS, WINDOWS (not computers), AND KILL ALL WOMEN

StefanPopov468 years ago

DEATH TO WINDOWS AND APPLES! USE PENGUINS!

PopeHatSkeleton10 years ago

If that's all she does, I'd get used to it.

UNICORNZAREDABOMB8 years ago

What if we go back to our house during the night?? Then slender won't be their!!!! Take that and shove it up your nose, BUTTON!!!

UNICORNZAREDABOMB8 years ago

There*

Sonicsmasher499 years ago

IS SHE NAKED!????????????????????????????????????????????? TELL ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SkibidiToiletSuperFan4598last year

SHUT UP

Matth11 years ago

You'd be surprised what people can get used to, so yes.

DATBOI_12957 years ago

don't buy a mirror, problem solved

LawOfTheSeas9 years ago

She seems nice. She doesn't try to kill me or anything. Just stands next to me. Fun!

Fran13 years ago

disturbing

NuKe Charge9 years ago

Draw her a nice and beautiful face

Jordan Melanson12 years ago

You would get used to it

TurtleShroom7 years ago

The horror would go away after a while. Hopefully, she isn't malicious. Maybe she is just lonely?

LeoCreepy9 years ago

no hay problema, estoy acostumbrado :v

Drawesomethewizard8 years ago

Fuck no

JaCkIsSoMeFiSh!9 years ago

I could get used to that

MegaLuxrayYT8 years ago

hope she"s still got a hot body

CyberClutch9 years ago

Well i will get used to it

Flig8 years ago

The question is... Is she hot?

Noxx8 years ago

All women are beautiful in one way or another

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nerdforever_1910 years ago

Just knowing it's there it would be too creepy creepy for me.

MaxxMakes5 years ago

Should I jack off?

ImJustHim9 years ago

Wtf 2 times row :D

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