Will You Press The Button?

COOLIOMCGOOLIO 10 years ago

Just start dating her, maybe teach her sign language, it"d be cool to have someone on your side during the vacation. Plus, since it"s every night, that'll make the perfect date spot. And you'll have a million likes on instagram/facebook by dating a faceless woman.

Firefist 2 years ago

But there's a loophole. If she's faceless, she can't see your sign language.

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Kyle Landers 13 years ago

"Hey Mrs.Slender! Did you enjoy Singapore? Oh right, no mouth.... Well I hope you did, tomorrow we're off to Tokyo then the week after Australia!"

TeamAwesomeness 5 years ago

waddle dees can make sounds without mouths, so a woman talking without a face wouldn't be much weirder

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Bhavya 10 years ago

Not mentioned that she is harmful.

Button Mash1234 11 years ago

Befriend the faceless slenderette and travel the world with her. "Hi, if you don't give me that, I will steal your soul." "Sure.... now your gonna say you're slender." *Mrs Slender pops up* "AHH! DAMN MY TRUST ISSUES!*

ThatrandomGuy4 10 years ago

yes

Yatanay 9 years ago

It would be really scary at first, but then you"d start getting used to it. Plus, she can't harm you.

NESPeon 9 years ago

Then just don't look at the mirror at night. Easy.

Hunter Henderson 13 years ago

IÊ»d imagine that eventually the scare factor would wear off. Like that episode of Spongebob where the Flying Dutchman lives at SpongebobÊ»s house while his boat is being repaired.

Kingkeil 9 years ago

Don't look just sleep

Jack Little 13 years ago

I would name her squishy, and she would be mine, and she would be my squishy

Mister-E 9 years ago

I'm imagining an anthropomorphic jellyfish woman now. It turns me on. Why?

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Starseedchild 8 years ago

I would become friends with her

PartyCrasher203 8 years ago

It doesn’t say they will kill you you can be there best friend for all you know

AsiaBasiaPOKEMON 9 years ago

I hallucinate enough I don't want to hallucinate more

Quentin Ramirez 13 years ago

it never says she's bad or a murderer. I would do my best to invite her with me, and just go on an adventure with her. I've always been a proponent of trying to be friends with horror monsters. I don't get afraid of things like that. sometimes i fap to it,... [Show full comment]

charizard_ 9 years ago

Yeah I would probably get used to her I try to make friends with ghosts too as long as they don't intentionally want to hurt me

Sumthintuf 9 years ago

Hello c h i l d

tlguy 10 years ago

tham is so creeppy

I'm A Markiplite 10 years ago

If they don't touch me or try to kill me, I'll just invite them inside to hang out

gamrejess13597 10 years ago

actually yah as long as she did not kill me i would accept that

CharlotteTheQueenBee 11 years ago

Eww gross

Cole Tanaka 13 years ago

I'll make her my best firend

Blake Walker 13 years ago

Somebody wants the D bigtime.

Haleigh Benson 13 years ago

Sounds awesome!

Vachelee Nunez 13 years ago

She invites herself in my room she wants the d?

Luis Corrales 13 years ago

sounds like slendermans wife

Conner Wolf 13 years ago

I'd probably try to make friends with her

DragonDBK 8 years ago

Draw a mustache on her

stubelube 11 years ago

Why say no? You even get a new friend

ASAEDRIS 9 years ago

i have one anyways. im going on vacation!

good ideas 11 years ago

never it would be totally scary

Aiden641 3 years ago

Just be her friend!

Steel 10 years ago

Im scardy cat so no

AnastasiaRaskolnikov 12 years ago

Uber creepy, but i love creepy shit, so NOICE

Larooboo 10 years ago

Then just don't look into the mirror

menasay 11 years ago

"But can you fuck it?"

QuinnerSinner 5 years ago

I mean it never says she does anything, so yeah she"d be my demon travel buddy :]

dogewolf 10 years ago

slender:... Me:hi great day slender... me: by im off to england

Tori Breanna 13 years ago

Slenderwoman?

Prism 9 years ago

Can I have sex with her? ~Some guy that isn't me

Bensezer 11 years ago

I'd fuck her. (literally)

ImOdyssey 7 years ago

If I know she"s there we wouldn't have a problem

Kaherpaderp 11 years ago

NOPE.AVI

Zack Groves 13 years ago

Does she show up them dissappear or does she stay

jimmymacelroy 9 years ago

Nope nope nopity NO

CyberClutch 11 years ago

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