Will You Press The Button?

COOLIOMCGOOLIO8 years ago

Just start dating her, maybe teach her sign language, it"d be cool to have someone on your side during the vacation. Plus, since it"s every night, that'll make the perfect date spot. And you'll have a million likes on instagram/facebook by dating a faceless woman.

Firefist6 months ago

But there's a loophole. If she's faceless, she can't see your sign language.

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Bhavya8 years ago

Not mentioned that she is harmful.

Kyle Landers12 years ago

"Hey Mrs.Slender! Did you enjoy Singapore? Oh right, no mouth.... Well I hope you did, tomorrow we're off to Tokyo then the week after Australia!"

TeamAwesomeness4 years ago

waddle dees can make sounds without mouths, so a woman talking without a face wouldn't be much weirder

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Yatanay8 years ago

It would be really scary at first, but then you"d start getting used to it. Plus, she can't harm you.

Button Mash12349 years ago

Befriend the faceless slenderette and travel the world with her. "Hi, if you don't give me that, I will steal your soul." "Sure.... now your gonna say you're slender." *Mrs Slender pops up* "AHH! DAMN MY TRUST ISSUES!*

ThatrandomGuy48 years ago

yes

NESPeon7 years ago

Then just don't look at the mirror at night. Easy.

Kingkeil8 years ago

Don't look just sleep

Hunter Henderson12 years ago

IÊ»d imagine that eventually the scare factor would wear off. Like that episode of Spongebob where the Flying Dutchman lives at SpongebobÊ»s house while his boat is being repaired.

Starseedchild7 years ago

I would become friends with her

PartyCrasher2037 years ago

It doesn’t say they will kill you you can be there best friend for all you know

AsiaBasiaPOKEMON7 years ago

I hallucinate enough I don't want to hallucinate more

Sumthintuf8 years ago

Hello c h i l d

Jack Little12 years ago

I would name her squishy, and she would be mine, and she would be my squishy

Mister-E8 years ago

I'm imagining an anthropomorphic jellyfish woman now. It turns me on. Why?

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tlguy8 years ago

tham is so creeppy

I'm A Markiplite9 years ago

If they don't touch me or try to kill me, I'll just invite them inside to hang out

Quentin Ramirez12 years ago

it never says she's bad or a murderer. I would do my best to invite her with me, and just go on an adventure with her. I've always been a proponent of trying to be friends with horror monsters. I don't get afraid of things like that. sometimes i fap to it,...[Show full comment]

charizard_7 years ago

Yeah I would probably get used to her I try to make friends with ghosts too as long as they don't intentionally want to hurt me

gamrejess135979 years ago

actually yah as long as she did not kill me i would accept that

CharlotteTheQueenBee9 years ago

Eww gross

Cole Tanaka12 years ago

I'll make her my best firend

Blake Walker12 years ago

Somebody wants the D bigtime.

Haleigh Benson12 years ago

Sounds awesome!

Vachelee Nunez12 years ago

She invites herself in my room she wants the d?

Luis Corrales12 years ago

sounds like slendermans wife

Conner Wolf12 years ago

I'd probably try to make friends with her

AnastasiaRaskolnikov11 years ago

Uber creepy, but i love creepy shit, so NOICE

DragonDBK7 years ago

Draw a mustache on her

stubelube9 years ago

Why say no? You even get a new friend

ASAEDRIS8 years ago

i have one anyways. im going on vacation!

good ideas9 years ago

never it would be totally scary

Aiden641last year

Just be her friend!

Steel9 years ago

Im scardy cat so no

Bensezer9 years ago

I'd fuck her. (literally)

Larooboo8 years ago

Then just don't look into the mirror

menasay9 years ago

"But can you fuck it?"

QuinnerSinner3 years ago

I mean it never says she does anything, so yeah she"d be my demon travel buddy :]

dogewolf9 years ago

slender:... Me:hi great day slender... me: by im off to england

Tori Breanna12 years ago

Slenderwoman?

Prism7 years ago

Can I have sex with her? ~Some guy that isn't me

CenaCentury8 years ago

Doesn't mean she is evil

wampiregui9 years ago

Fapping would be impossible

ImOdyssey5 years ago

If I know she"s there we wouldn't have a problem

Kaherpaderp9 years ago

NOPE.AVI

Zack Groves12 years ago

Does she show up them dissappear or does she stay

jimmymacelroy8 years ago

Nope nope nopity NO

CyberClutch9 years ago

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Panifex7 years ago

I already have the power to do that, but there"s the little matter of having enough money to travel

ThehueofBlu9 years ago

I need a friend who won't bitch my ear off. X'D

Batlol4208 years ago

Who said hotel :)

Katzenmann9 years ago

I would draw a funny face on her

_Blackout_11 months ago

"God damnit Martha. I know you're obsessed with me but back off for a moment, will ya?"

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