Don't drink anyways, but I feel bad for a pirate that can't drink Rum ;-;
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TheFurryGamer9 years ago
I shall be the greatest pirate who drank nothing but coke a cola and my ship a coke a cola glass. Fear my bottlecap canons.
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ld shadow lady fan 9 years ago
I'm never gonna take drugs anyway so I pressed da button
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pbarlow29 years ago
I dont want to be a pirate
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Giga-Brain3 years ago
drinking is bad (:
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bezvous9 years ago
BUT Every flower is a drug so I cant drink a tea ?
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Meh-The-Bored8 years ago
You cant get any booty if your alone. ;)
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Jonasz Leflour12 years ago
Then I suppose you're a ghost pirate on a haunted ship that drives itself.
Or does that mean that you're the greatest pirate of all times because you manage to take over entire ships using a tiny bark ? ._.
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BruhMoment96 years ago
Social Warrior Pirate
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Gregtty9 years ago
Dont do eather soooo
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FlameBlaze9 years ago
A pirate alone??
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KillerCubePlays9 years ago
Scallywag that'd be makin' 'yar dilemma is 'nsane
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AliceDemera9 years ago
Oi... Looks like ol' cap'tain Foxy~~ (fnaf)
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DiamondDoofus7 years ago
OMFG if you could captain an ENTIRE ship by yourself without rum and drug numbing the pain of living on a ship, then you would definitely be the GREATEST pirate ever!
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ceering9910 years ago
I get headaches and have allergies, so hell naw.
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avalisawesome9 years ago
who cares i wouldn't want alcohol or drugs anyway and i am a lone wolf
so yeah B3
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Zahreik8 years ago
But you can do what you want
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Riley Myszewski12 years ago
So you're telling me, I'm a pirate with a depressing curse that causes people to be either repulsed or afraid of me? This is some Disney movie based....
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NinjaEmboar8 years ago
Drugs and excessive alcohol are bad, so the "but" is actually an upside!
Oblivion__8 years ago
It"s an upside to always be alone?
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Doomed Shadow9 years ago
Bu..bu... but i need my rum! Ahh fuck this! Naval Action IRL here I come!
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greaterfiend4 years ago
Dont like pirates anyway except Jack Sparrow.
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MLG_Noob99209 years ago
Hi m8,r8 me m8
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This is a good r8ting
For a comment m8
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M2Lit7 years ago
I’m gonna say no
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ZeButton10 years ago
Adventuarr
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RandomDude4209 years ago
I don't want to be a pirate.
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ThisIsMyPassword8 years ago
Who cares if your allergic to alcohol and drugs
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Isis Stellwagen12 years ago
Could've! But didn't!
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NotYourTypicalPerson9 years ago
I don't even want to do drugs or drink alcohol anyways.
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ZeusOmega119 years ago
there are more then 7 seas hears a few
Oceans and Seas
The following table lists the world's oceans and seas, according to area and average depth, including the Pacific Ocean, Atlantic Ocean, Indian Ocean, Southern Ocean, Mediterranean Sea, Arctic Ocea...[Show full comment]
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DoctorDonna9 years ago
Tecnically, everyone is allergic to alcohol and drugs.
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dick_pinglerlast year
i wish banban was real :<
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Blank729 years ago
being "alergic" to alcohol and drugs is a good thing
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ChristineKellyCanlog8 years ago
Do people know there doing?
Being allergic to drugs and alcohol would be world peace!
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Ahhhhhhhhhhhh6 years ago
Be lonely✔
Dont do drugs✔
Dont drink✔
This is basically just benefitting me.
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