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you will become the greatest pirate in all 7 seas
but
you will always be alone and you're alergic to alcohol and drugs
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Maharid 10 months ago
A pirate without a crew? Hor sad and lame it is?

duckbutt 11 years ago
i dont drink alcohol or do drugs anyways (^_^)

ILOVEEATINGALLTHEYUMMYPIES last year
coward
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CharlesJansson 9 years ago
Its more then 7 seas! halloooooooooooo?

TinaLucia 4 years ago
Philippine Sea, Bering Sea, Barents Sea, Sea of Azov, Sea of Marmara, East China Sea, South China Sea, Coral Sea, etc. There"s so many seas!
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aproy 11 years ago
I don't want to be Somali.

Toot 9 years ago
But you cannot consume alchohol and teh devils lettuce on this christian minecraft server

Krusek 9 years ago
I can still act like Jack Sparrow.

HeLlOiMsAm 3 years ago
And he needs his crew. That’s why he came to where the main character and the princess were
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Brookes Gafeney 13 years ago
Then what's the point?

StabbyTheRaccoon 6 years ago
I don't know if it acured to you but ah ~ r u m i s a l c o h o l ~
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ziagrace 9 years ago
why be a pirate, if there is no booze?

CharlesJansson 9 years ago
No rom? Shit....

UltraSnivy14 11 years ago
Well then there's more Rum for my.... wait I don't have anyone else on ship with me. Crap.

Fodgecake 9 years ago
For your robot runing on alcool combustion?

Thraxicus 11 years ago
A life of livin' free, a life out on the sea...

Rabbitsrule04 11 years ago
i don't feel like being alone..

LilT 11 years ago
Yes me to
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RandomDude420 10 years ago
I don't want to be a pirate.

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M2Lit 8 years ago
I’m gonna say no

ZeButton 11 years ago
Adventuarr

ZeusOmega11 11 years ago
there are more then 7 seas hears a few Oceans and Seas The following table lists the world's oceans and seas, according to area and average depth, including the Pacific Ocean, Atlantic Ocean, Indian Ocean, Southern Ocean, Mediterranean Sea, Arctic Ocea... [Show full comment]

ThisIsMyPassword 9 years ago
Who cares if your allergic to alcohol and drugs

Isis Stellwagen 13 years ago
Could've! But didn't!

NotYourTypicalPerson 10 years ago
I don't even want to do drugs or drink alcohol anyways.

ChristineKellyCanlog 10 years ago
Do people know there doing? Being allergic to drugs and alcohol would be world peace!

DoctorDonna 11 years ago
Tecnically, everyone is allergic to alcohol and drugs.

dick_pingler 3 years ago
i wish banban was real :<

Blank72 11 years ago
being "alergic" to alcohol and drugs is a good thing

Strrg 11 years ago
I'm already alone. Also don't do drugs.

Ahhhhhhhhhhhh 7 years ago
Be lonely✔ Dont do drugs✔ Dont drink✔ This is basically just benefitting me.

MLG no-Scoper 11 years ago
then there's no point

Ctr48033 10 years ago
"Alergic" may I ask what is Al activated by?

V3GETA 11 years ago
YAAAAAAAAARRRRRR

EudGenius 10 years ago
Yar-r-r! ©Mighty Pirate™

scarecrow1339 11 years ago
And what is the upside..?

Snowy The Dragon 10 years ago
Do I get a cockatoo instead of a parrot?

radmad 11 years ago
Allergic to alcohol anyway.

Cullen Forklift Sheehy 13 years ago
lol pirates are lame anyways

SpamtonG.Spamton 5 years ago
either an allergic blackbeard or an allergic francis drake?

0megaTempest 11 years ago
But I'm still a pirate and every pirate requires a crew

gklom1 10 years ago
drugs also is medicine

Block_Light 11 years ago
Give me all the booty, all of it!!!

OmegaGroudon 10 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv... [Show full comment]

Kamefoo 11 years ago
I would be a sober pirate on solo adventures. That's like, my dream.

Horde_Of_One 8 years ago
I dont drink, or take drugs and im already a lonely, useless pleb so whats there to lose?

DeadpoolsShadoww 11 years ago
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ghostlyguygamer 11 years ago
they never said how bad so i say its a itch for 5 seconds

ThisIsMyPassword 9 years ago
This guy"s a druggie 100% WHO AGREES WITH ME wait i already answered this

The Camel King 12 years ago
1 i dont want to be a pirate 2 i dont do drugs or alchohol

misthunter 10 years ago
What's the down side?

Geeky_Geecko 10 years ago
Get the rum

Mikki IsVicious 13 years ago
Fuck That.

CreeperGameBr 11 years ago
Why would you become a pirate?

Bakashoujo 2 years ago
YEAH
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