You prove that the lochnest monster exists and you become friends
but
Everytime you see him you have to give him $3.50
I will not

DragonHeartGaming 11 years ago
hey Nessie! heres $3.50! *spend time together* *when Nessie's asleep i steal it back*

Bear5 2 years ago
thats not nice
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gijo777 11 years ago
Well if I prove he is real then I would become rich and not have to worry about $3.50.

TinaLucia 4 years ago
DON'T READ THIS. BECAUSE Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down, never gonna run around and desert you. Never gonna make you cry, never gonna say goodbye, never gonna tell a lie and hurt you.
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Daniel Tickner 13 years ago
some friend

Drawesomethewizard 9 years ago
I know right
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Keechoo 10 years ago
Me: Hey, Nessie, why must I give you money? Nessie: . . . . . Have your money back I don't need it lol

Diabolus_Deus 11 years ago
Nessie is actually a very dangerous dinosaur(though I forgot what kind). If a human came in contact with it, they would be eaten.

Migdin1 9 years ago
And they said he would be your friend, so he wont eat you.
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DaPurpleTurtle 11 years ago
have him come out of the water and have other people pay 5$ to take pictures we both become famous and rich

aosfdjoaspdifjoasdijfiasjdfo 9 years ago
make him go with me

JammerCandiesAJ 9 years ago
Show people the nochless monster>Become famous>Get money out of fame> No problem and you most likely have a crap ton of money left over (Depending on how much you see him)

AceLubang 10 years ago
Then take a picture with the monster then prove it to the people that the monster exist and get money.

Nemo Tollins 13 years ago
GAWD DAMN IT LOCH NESS MONSTER YOU AINT GETTIN MAH TREE FIDDY! GET OFF MAH LAWN!!

Kirk Richardson 13 years ago
Loch Ness

Jack Vitz 13 years ago
*Loch Ness *Tree Fitty

Nolan Bradford 13 years ago
I need about tree fiddy

Sierra Renee Mack 13 years ago
I'd do it.

Joao Kleber Nixon 13 years ago
tree fiddy muthafucka duh yuh hav et?

Hadar Tomashin 13 years ago
i like that south park reference ;)

otto_k1ng 6 years ago
As his friend I don't mind giving him some money

SteventheSlay3r 11 years ago
South park did a parody of this

Minamina_72 9 years ago
I'll steal it from him

xacier 11 years ago
Cheap bastard, better loch down the savings

temporaryusernam 10 years ago
what's the lochnest monster?

Nfofjnrbt 10 years ago
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ngshenray 11 years ago
i dont mind giving him 10 dollars everytime i see him. how is he gonna survive without the money anywasy? i pity him.

rmsdude 10 years ago
I need about tree fiddy.

Willswasnothere 8 years ago
1 give him the money 2 play and get him extra sleepy 3 steal it back

Thermophile 11 years ago
How is it possible to prove the existence of something that doesn't exist?

caelieghcole 11 years ago
freeloader

CursedxBandaidxD 2 years ago
THIS IS VERY TOXIC FRIENDSHIP 😭💔

Joestar123 10 years ago
MY MONEY BITCH! GET OFF MY LAWN!!!!!1

Toot 9 years ago
Ill give "em $3.50 in monopoly money :)

megamage123777 11 years ago
If he was your friend,why would you it 3.50 every time you see it.

Mishno 10 years ago
Wtf, why do yu need mah cash nessi

CDMKid123 9 years ago
It"s only 3.50$ a meeting to be friends with the FUCKING LOCHNEST MONSTER, OF COURSE!

redx 11 years ago
i can just ask him to scare people for me to get cash free cash!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

FroodiFozbeer1337 10 years ago
Didn't say anything about not seeing him again, so just teach him some human stuff and see hi online on Warcraft!

Haydos 12 years ago
damn it loch ness I won't give you tree fiddy

PersonGuyMan 5 years ago
Easy, I bet him $3.50 every time I visit him that I will visit him later.

Brian_Jones 9 years ago
Who ever said The Lochness was a guy???

cow4cow 11 years ago
ok where not gonna be close friends

Draco2806 10 years ago
Lochnest would be translated a hole in a birds home...why would I be friends with a broken piece of sticks?

qZzyzx 7 years ago
If he"s my friend he would just give it back.

crazyfangirl3005 11 years ago
okay no

QueenCreeper03 10 years ago
THAT IS LIKE CATCHING BIGFOOT AND BRINGING HIM IN YOUR HOUSE

EMPTYENDER11 9 years ago
I don't want to go to Scotland. :-(

Jonahtron 11 years ago
Three-fidy

Wiseturt1e 10 years ago
DID YOU JUST ASSUME THE LOCHNEST MONSTER"S GENDER!?!?!?!?!?!?

jkbscopes123 11 years ago
i proove nessi exists i become a billionare bam loophole in thing

Itsyaboiiedwin 9 years ago
Broke as hell

ellaisamazing 11 years ago
how the hell do you make them whenever i do it says i didn't do it right!

usoutlaw 10 years ago
well its going to be a long distance friendship because i don't think id get out to Scotland often
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