"so what are you in prison for?"
"ah you know, eating donuts"
UltimateSpaghettore7 years ago
Me: I ate a donut
Cop: thats 5 years more for spelling donut out loud(that was a joke) incorrectly.
Me: ok boomer
Cop: wha-
Me: *pulls out donut gun* DON'T MAKE ME MAKE YOU COME WITH ME!
Prisoners and cop: *gasp*
That, that sounds like a very credible solution to world peace, besides there are other things to eat besides donuts
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VoidStorm8 years ago
Two negatives
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KassidySpencer8 years ago
HELL FUCKING NO
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USGC8 years ago
Lose lose
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TeedsDeeEm9 years ago
The Simpson"s would die off and Canada is better than America so....
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Hamburger Guy10 years ago
Canada is great I'll just eat cream brulles if u dont know what that is then u have no life.... Oh shit i just realized this applies to Polish donuts im not pressing it.
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keepcalmandsail10 years ago
Tim Hortons
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MagentaDinosaurNerd10 years ago
They have it pretty good up there. On a global scale, we'd have achieved world peace and work towards a better environment while only sacrificing donuts. Sounds like a pretty good deal to me. (the advertisement right above me currently is one for Dunkin' Donuts...what a coincidence)
It never said you would get found out for eating them, plus, who wants Trump in power?
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FiveMoreMinutes10 years ago
But Canada would forgive you.
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Cheshire shadow11 years ago
im in the usa and both of those sound bad.
Skyrim lover11 years ago
yes me too i love donuts more donuts there would be a army for the glazed market (new black market) just waiting for the donuts uprise
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Justin_XD11 years ago
Donuts4life!! :D
TheGirlWhoHatesIdiots4 years ago
#donutsRule
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vitor_bowen11 years ago
Wheres the good side??!
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Annie Young13 years ago
I'm probably going to be in jail for eating donuts
happylego919 years ago
nah fam - just have timbits instead. They"re the holes that they punch in the donuts. Great for sharing.
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MazMeowmam10 years ago
Upside?
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hugo_boss10111 years ago
What's so good about Canada
Pootis man42011 years ago
Love, life, time, the univers,and everything you ever knew
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TheNerdLord6 years ago
No upside.
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PowerPikachu10 years ago
1: I'm American, so I don't care whether Canada becomes an empire or not. 2: I like donuts.
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Spiderp9 years ago
I don't want EITHER of those things... well, I mean, unless they"re a global empire with universal healthcare.
Plus, I can always make some money as a doughnut dealer.
I"VE MADE A HORRIBLE MISTAKE I NEED TO GO BACK AND PRESS THAT BUTTON!
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AngelicFoxLover11 years ago
Canada? Global Empire? Pffffft LOL I wish Australia was a Global Empire... Donuts are yummy too:3
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mariomaster71111 years ago
btw will you press the button you can spawn anything you want but you can only eat dog poop and drink dog pee
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AssHar9 years ago
No more cops?
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HAZZARD12311 years ago
I'm from the U.S. why the hell would I want Canada to become a global empire
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Some-random-guy-that-comments-on-stuff9 years ago
Canada would never get rid of donuts they are too nice so the only way this is possible is if Canada falls to communism :(
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Christine_on_Titan11 years ago
wtff donutss nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo i love dem
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respectzamazenta2 years ago
CANADA! CANADA! CANADA!
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NateTheGreat10 years ago
Judge: Will the Defendant please rise? What do you plea, young man?
Man: Innocent, your honour.
Judge: For eating DONUTS?! Guilty, 50 years serious jail time!
Man: PLEAAE, NO! I have a wife and kids! The frosting was just so tasty, and it had rainbow sp...[Show full comment]
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Samsteel512 years ago
Two downsides. A Canadian wrote this, and I'm British...
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ColinStayrook9 years ago
WTF JUST WTF I NEEEEEEEED DONUTS
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5kip4 years ago
Upside?
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NotYourTypicalPerson10 years ago
No dounts, eh!
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Paulina Guan13 years ago
i dont find an upside to this
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ShiraWolven9 years ago
This doesn't say anything about Timbits.
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veloxin10 years ago
There are so many pastries that aren't donuts, so no downside really
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