Will You Press The Button?

TrueCommentlast year

Immortality is a truly harsh idea, even with immortal friends.

MLGLoopHoles9 years ago

JUSTIN BIEBER 4 EVER?!?!?! OH HELL NO!

Flaming-grimdark-potat5 years ago

Just throw him in a volcano or launch him into space. He can't die, but he can't be annoying anymore

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Rebellion5989 years ago

But that means we have to live and put up with the same assholes we're dealing with now but for an eternity. No thanks.

BobDobbs8 years ago

Yeah, it doesn't say anything about everyone staying healthy. Given infinity, this'll eventually be a planet of people that are practically vegetables. Then a planet"s worth of people floating through the void of space. Forever.

Ben Michael Bentley12 years ago

death is sad but necessary. as hard as it is it to admit living forever would just be depressing.your body would slowly deteriorate and nothing would be the same as when you grew up.youd end up depressed and no way to end it considering no one can die

slhammer3 years ago

that"s when everybody is immortal when the people your friends withe are always alive it"s awesome

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MorganKrause8 years ago

no evolution

Miss Marshmello9 years ago

What if after a while (when old) you could become a baby again ? And live life all over again but never die you just keep growing over and over again

DrInconsiderate8 years ago

You wouldn't really enjoy anything as much. As nothing will be a once a lifetime experience.

joshjones3609 years ago

Sex for days

Burnt_Python_589 years ago

The thing about immortality it's not about living forever it's living with yourself forever

robbazviking 219 years ago

no accidental children for the win it say's no procreation meaning no making kids but sex is just fine because it involves it for fun so #loophole

menasay9 years ago

Well, I guess all the sex you want without condoms so... WIN.

Hyltran4 years ago

Trust me you still want to use a condom.

Pepperonutti9 years ago

Ummmmmmm...

tipoima10 years ago

Upside? Make 7 billion people suffer from eternity of NOTHING is evil

Corez_Buttonz4 years ago

If nobody died the world would get so popular that humans wouldn’t even get their own personal space. And would you like being 1000000 years old?

Brendon Thomson-Nahoum12 years ago

I regret saying id push the button...not because I might want kids in the future, but because there are ppl id want to c dead.

ZacIsDaMan7 years ago

There is also a planet that rains glass sideways due too winds of 300000 miles a second

GATIN9 years ago

only if this was real and i could use meh powers to go back in time and bring some people to this time.............

RedVexeD8 years ago

No thanks. You never said we didn't age.... Or get sick. Besides, if there were no kids, I"d be out of work...

Chara_the_Demon9 years ago

Death is too... important... to destroy with a silly button. :)

xXshadow_slayerXx10 months ago

Man, I’ll press it later

HOUSEMD79 years ago

I meant not to press

YouknowthatIcanhavewhatevernameIwantsodontdismeonthisplease7 years ago

no. bad ppl will come along and kill amost all of the ppl

portaljack989 years ago

Have you seen that season of torchwood where no body could die and the world went into crisis.

Nakir49 years ago

Good times

Esteban Lopez12 years ago

there are too many people on the planet anyway

dearergoose9 years ago

WHHHHYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

Haikorain8 years ago

There is an anime with this premise

usoutlaw8 years ago

hmm not shure im ok with never having children

KidScion9 years ago

If no one dies then what is the point of life? Are we not here to do what we can with what little time we are here?

Etriton9 years ago

# overpopulation! #NO

Miint_Tea4 years ago

Doesn't that mean that my arch nemesis would still be alive?

Jessica Duff12 years ago

The vast majority of the human population (myself included) would HATE to be immortal! Also, no-body would get to be a parent anymore! If you ask me, pressing the button is an act of cruelty in this case!

Fancypants7 years ago

Nope you would suffer of pain so no

GATIN9 years ago

only if this was real and i could use meh powers to go back in time and bring some people to this time.............

PandaKONRI8 years ago

Like What. ??? Who the fuck would do that Like 2000 years later everyone would know everyone

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BenStudiosFTW9 years ago

By bad luck you mean absolutely nothing happening, wow, am i unlucky!

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kid_toucher6 months ago

noah should hawk taua milo

FinalGamer06287 years ago

Where is the upside?

Cpt.save_hoe9 years ago

so i have literally all the time in the world to learn everything aboat anything and so does everyone el-wait do i age

Cass Max Arbol12 years ago

People get worse generations after generations. Let's think again.

Riflescoop8 years ago

ummm, sex without babies? COOL!!!

temporaryusernam8 years ago

hey no condoms

KonTiki9 years ago

The procreation is the way of the evolution...

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