34534 (39%) 55022 (61%)
34534 (39%) people have pressed this button, while 55022 (61%) did not.
Nobody dies anymore.
but
Nobody procreates anymore.
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TrueCommentlast year
Immortality is a truly harsh idea, even with immortal friends.

MLGLoopHoles9 years ago
JUSTIN BIEBER 4 EVER?!?!?! OH HELL NO!

Flaming-grimdark-potat5 years ago
Just throw him in a volcano or launch him into space. He can't die, but he can't be annoying anymore
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Rebellion5989 years ago
But that means we have to live and put up with the same assholes we're dealing with now but for an eternity. No thanks.

BobDobbs8 years ago
Yeah, it doesn't say anything about everyone staying healthy. Given infinity, this'll eventually be a planet of people that are practically vegetables. Then a planet"s worth of people floating through the void of space. Forever.

Ben Michael Bentley12 years ago
death is sad but necessary. as hard as it is it to admit living forever would just be depressing.your body would slowly deteriorate and nothing would be the same as when you grew up.youd end up depressed and no way to end it considering no one can die

slhammer3 years ago
that"s when everybody is immortal when the people your friends withe are always alive it"s awesome
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MorganKrause9 years ago
no evolution

Miss Marshmello9 years ago
What if after a while (when old) you could become a baby again ? And live life all over again but never die you just keep growing over and over again

DrInconsiderate8 years ago
You wouldn't really enjoy anything as much. As nothing will be a once a lifetime experience.

joshjones3609 years ago
Sex for days

Burnt_Python_589 years ago
The thing about immortality it's not about living forever it's living with yourself forever

robbazviking 219 years ago
no accidental children for the win it say's no procreation meaning no making kids but sex is just fine because it involves it for fun so #loophole

menasay10 years ago
Well, I guess all the sex you want without condoms so... WIN.

Hyltran4 years ago
Trust me you still want to use a condom.

RedVexeD8 years ago
No thanks. You never said we didn't age.... Or get sick. Besides, if there were no kids, I"d be out of work...

Chara_the_Demon10 years ago
Death is too... important... to destroy with a silly button. :)

xXshadow_slayerXxlast year
Man, I’ll press it later

HOUSEMD79 years ago
I meant not to press

YouknowthatIcanhavewhatevernameIwantsodontdismeonthisplease7 years ago
no. bad ppl will come along and kill amost all of the ppl

portaljack989 years ago
Have you seen that season of torchwood where no body could die and the world went into crisis.

Nakir49 years ago
Good times

Esteban Lopez12 years ago
there are too many people on the planet anyway

dearergoose9 years ago
WHHHHYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

Haikorain8 years ago
There is an anime with this premise

usoutlaw9 years ago
hmm not shure im ok with never having children

KidScion10 years ago
If no one dies then what is the point of life? Are we not here to do what we can with what little time we are here?

Etriton10 years ago
# overpopulation! #NO

Miint_Tea4 years ago
Doesn't that mean that my arch nemesis would still be alive?

Jessica Duff12 years ago
The vast majority of the human population (myself included) would HATE to be immortal! Also, no-body would get to be a parent anymore! If you ask me, pressing the button is an act of cruelty in this case!

Fancypants7 years ago
Nope you would suffer of pain so no

GATIN9 years ago
only if this was real and i could use meh powers to go back in time and bring some people to this time.............

PandaKONRI8 years ago
Like What. ??? Who the fuck would do that Like 2000 years later everyone would know everyone

Awesomepanda19 years ago
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BenStudiosFTW9 years ago
By bad luck you mean absolutely nothing happening, wow, am i unlucky!

I'm the best10 years ago
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kid_toucher9 months ago
noah should hawk taua milo

FinalGamer06287 years ago
Where is the upside?

Cpt.save_hoe9 years ago
so i have literally all the time in the world to learn everything aboat anything and so does everyone el-wait do i age

Cass Max Arbol12 years ago
People get worse generations after generations. Let's think again.

Riflescoop8 years ago
ummm, sex without babies? COOL!!!

KonTiki10 years ago
The procreation is the way of the evolution...

temporaryusernam9 years ago
hey no condoms

Kris_y3 years ago
Gosh no, I hate to much my professors

21_violets9 years ago
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BLU Medic10 years ago
Zat would put me out of business!

Fancy Bunny9 years ago
I hate people I like nature than anybody I know ants are my best friends I name them... this affects me in no way at all

Ryan Schick12 years ago
a lot of people really need to die

PowerfulMasterbartels7 years ago
if nobody died there would be 1 million warfares and wars going on

Rasmulisone8 years ago
Hardest one ever.

patopotato9 years ago
what about life in jail

bobo110 years ago
Is dhis weard,or am i stuped

BrightWarrior2 months ago
I'm not part of the 'immortality sucks' crew but death and birth are necessary for evolution

rebeldevil11 years ago
Push this button and you get to watch the slow extinction of the human race.

BlayneDyar7 years ago
Well that prevents the others problem of over population but eventually we’d still find other ways to regret that decision

jake bruin9 years ago
then basically the world wont get over crowded HECK YEA
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