9-1-1 What's your emergen-
GET THESE CRAZY MOTHERFUCKERS OFF MY PROPERTY BEFORE I TEACH THEM WHAT GRAVITY DOES WHEN A FIST PUNCHES SOMEONE IN THE FUCKING FACE.
Ok calm dow-
E=MC2 GOD DAMN IT
You can come to my house but if you step on my land I'm calling the cops.
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SuperSonicLover20048 years ago
That"s where you pull a home alone and trap them. Or you could sue them for trespassing on their property, whichever works. NO SCHOOOOOOOLLL!!!!
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ArcaneMoon9 years ago
i can just call the police because people are trespassing on my property
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LogicWizard3149 years ago
I graduated
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Aaron129986 years ago
Live on Mars, problem solved; I dare them to come to my front door!
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Razor9 years ago
Call 911...
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ChazJoe234 months ago
skibidi, rizz, sigma, goated, dank, homies, low taper fade, t-pose, bop, hawk tuah, level 10 gyatt, level 10 fluffy hair, no maidens, justin beaver, what the sigma, jonkler, cheese drippy, troll, ok that's enough
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gombix199 years ago
KILL YOUR TEACHER!!!!!
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Eula7 years ago
How do they know where I live ...........CREEPS
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Callum Walton9 years ago
I don't care. I'd be smart. First, piss them off by making comments they won't understand because it will be hard for them to comprehend what you said, then call the police. Tell them that the old bastards are stalking you. Problems solved.
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KhanaKai10 years ago
i am so smart, i will find a way to kill them without being caught so then they can't nag me
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Jummy7 years ago
Somebody has never heard of Homeschooling I guess
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chicken9 years ago
What is the purpose then if we dont go to school but teachers still come to our house?
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Bill-nye8 years ago
Here i am, standing at the edge of my balcony, im ready to jump, "WHAT AREYOU DOING GET DOWN FROM THERE AND DO YOUR HOMEWORK" I DONT HAVE HOMEWORK, LEAVE ME ALONE!
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Samar Ma12 years ago
I'll move
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ThePaulDude3 years ago
If you wanted to get rid of the teachers non violently then you could persuade them leave because your so smart.
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raptor 456 traptor9 years ago
Call the police
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daredevil23229 years ago
if I'm smart then I know a really efficient way to ignore them.
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Kamek714 years ago
I'll out math them they'll go away if not I got my shotgun and shovel in the attic!
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XXTHE420MLGKIDXX9 years ago
"You don't have to go to school" so I can go to school so teachers won't nag atme
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Venonymous8 years ago
i guess ill have to learn how to hide bodies
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A3Seventeen9 years ago
I have infinite wishes so I don't need to press the button.
And before I got infinite wishes I was already immortal and can run really fast and travel through time and space. Also I changed the downsides with my wishes. So I don't need this.
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NiftyChiby7 years ago
Just use any wespon u have in ur house and attack them with da weapon or just call 911 and YELL so they csn go to ur house instantly :)
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asianmuzikboy9 years ago
But I 💜💜💜💜💜 school.
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Tequila8 years ago
That"s what a mental asylum for
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timelordjohn10 years ago
My teachers are pretty cool
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Mincraftfan49 years ago
Keep the Doors Locked
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Ghopher19 years ago
I got you a dollar, GO THE FUCK AWAY
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edfet8 years ago
ok then i will fill my door whit spikes
JillKay8 years ago
Good luck not killing yourself.
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PtdShiny10 years ago
since I'm smart I know how to hide a body. And I go on tumblr. And tumblr tells everyone murder tips.
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Cheshire shadow9 years ago
I ALREADY AM! MY MOTHER IS A TEACHER!
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calebheff7 years ago
Let me teach you about shotguns
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Hyltran3 years ago
Want if the tethers are beautiful women?
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the deadpoolest girl9 years ago
eh.......I don't even know what to say
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PortalWALL-E8 years ago
MOM, THE TEACHERS ARE BACK.
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majority hunter9 years ago
If they come over all the time, they will have time to get to know each other hehe
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Gamer94536 years ago
but I'm smart tho so I guess I'll just find a way to run away from him
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