Will You Press The Button?

99_Face_Problems_But_Booty_Aint_One 11 years ago

9-1-1 What's your emergen- GET THESE CRAZY MOTHERFUCKERS OFF MY PROPERTY BEFORE I TEACH THEM WHAT GRAVITY DOES WHEN A FIST PUNCHES SOMEONE IN THE FUCKING FACE. Ok calm dow- E=MC2 GOD DAMN IT

Spartan-Ma 9 years ago

Sounds like someone hate teachers xD

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Hannah Wickham 13 years ago

this is what shotguns are for

mrcheese 6 years ago

that dark

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county1234 11 years ago

Lock the doors.Problem Solved.Get REKT

Iamaretard 3 years ago

What if they break a window are they’re like zombies

prestozable 9 years ago

It doesn't say I can't go to school, so I'll be smart and go through school easily and get a college degree

Fatel777 9 years ago

Welp ... somebody shoot me

WolfTamer 9 years ago

Any trespassers will be shot and any survivors will be shot again if you still survive I will run you over with a tractor and have my dogs eat you.

Lilkitten24 6 years ago

Godamn.

BunnyLover1101 10 years ago

Ok time to buy a doll house to put in my nieghbor"s yard

OresDaKing 9 years ago

WHY DID YOU PEOPLE PRESS THE BUTTON???

Star_ZRAL 9 years ago

Cause they got shotguns.

Liam Carroll 13 years ago

They don't have the right to be one my property without my permission so, WIN

SanstheSkelton 10 years ago

Ha ha ha... home school.

Megan Garcia 13 years ago

I'll just get a restraining order , problem solved:D

Vecktron 8 years ago

I think the pointernet is the bad side completely unavoidable

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Jacob Daniel 13 years ago

You can come to my house but if you step on my land I'm calling the cops.

SachiLal 10 years ago

use your knowledge to build a teacher repellent spray.

Vivien Ira Belen 13 years ago

i'll just slam the door in front of their faces and go back to sleep

WandaVision 4 years ago

Then I can just troll them by stting traps or something. I"d have a great YouTube following that"s for sure.

MaDdEzZ96 10 years ago

No finals. And get a restraining oder.

Iamsuasidal 9 years ago

I like school

LOLbish 11 years ago

Id call the police and report them ... lol

BradyA456 5 years ago

2nd amendment

nickluc0710 11 years ago

Kill them then or put a poison dart inside doorbell.

Jackocreeper123 9 years ago

Honey where is my bazooka?

inaughtysteve 11 years ago

Erm... Yah

Caden504 9 years ago

Yes hello GTFO before my high tech heat seeking laser guns completely obliterate you Mr. Larry!

flash-gnash 8 years ago

A heat seeking laser? How does that work given that lasers produce heat and also can't turn

goldenjl 11 years ago

Kind of sad how society needs you to have your knowledgev on paper from the educational system to acquire a job..

derpyking246 10 years ago

Get a restraining order

MeisterMeme 7 years ago

I would rather try to see engage with some thicc girls than have a teach nag me

Alkeniw 11 years ago

Get a permit allowing me to inflict bodily harm on anyone trespassing on my property, start my days off my beating the shit out of the teachers in my yard

Alkeniw 11 years ago

Start my days off by* beating

AndrijaFuncyman 10 years ago

Click - Click head shot

ManuOlivos 9 years ago

I still don't have all my friends phone numbers because I just found a way to call and text people without a phone

babytaras 9 years ago

That literally defeats the fucking point.

Peggy-fucking-Carter 12 years ago

But im homeschooled. What to Do. What to Do.

Sasusaku 9 years ago

Finally my gun becommes usefull again

Iamsuasidal 9 years ago

YES

butterdomain 11 years ago

lock them out

MegaDave 10 years ago

2 words... Restraining order.

Thomas Davies 13 years ago

finally.. a chance to burn them...

kookoo 5 years ago

lock doors, close blinds, and if they come just call the cops, and occasionally take care of them yourself *doom music plays*

PressTheButton!!!! 11 years ago

It says you don't have to "go to school AND still be really smart" meaning you don't have to go to school and be smart. It doesn't say you will be smart.

Wannabe 11 years ago

ill just create a teacher repellent

6phillip6 10 years ago

Well once all the teachers come either kill thm or move to another country

ThePaulDude 6 years ago

If it said shag then THAT"S a different story.

Goldblaze_SK 11 years ago

Take them to court for trespassing, they do it again they get sent to prison, break out to nag me and it's a life sentence.

PeterJeager 9 years ago

This is what tranquilizer darts are for

iScabs 10 years ago

I already learn more outside of school than I do in it sooo...

ThePaulDude 8 years ago

You could argue with them about not having to go to school so they won't come back then just for the hell of it you could move house so they won't find you again.