9-1-1 What's your emergen-
GET THESE CRAZY MOTHERFUCKERS OFF MY PROPERTY BEFORE I TEACH THEM WHAT GRAVITY DOES WHEN A FIST PUNCHES SOMEONE IN THE FUCKING FACE.
Ok calm dow-
E=MC2 GOD DAMN IT
You can come to my house but if you step on my land I'm calling the cops.
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MeisterMeme6 years ago
I would rather try to see engage with some thicc girls than have a teach nag me
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Alkeniw9 years ago
Get a permit allowing me to inflict bodily harm on anyone trespassing on my property, start my days off my beating the shit out of the teachers in my yard
Alkeniw9 years ago
Start my days off by* beating
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Caden5048 years ago
Yes hello GTFO before my high tech heat seeking laser guns completely obliterate you Mr. Larry!
flash-gnash7 years ago
A heat seeking laser? How does that work given that lasers produce heat and also can't turn
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goldenjl10 years ago
Kind of sad how society needs you to have your knowledgev on paper from the educational system to acquire a job..
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derpyking2469 years ago
Get a restraining order
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babytaras8 years ago
That literally defeats the fucking point.
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Peggy-fucking-Carter11 years ago
But im homeschooled. What to Do. What to Do.
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AndrijaFuncyman9 years ago
Click - Click head shot
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ManuOlivos7 years ago
I still don't have all my friends phone numbers because I just found a way to call and text people without a phone
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kookoo3 years ago
lock doors, close blinds, and if they come just call the cops, and occasionally take care of them yourself *doom music plays*
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PressTheButton!!!!9 years ago
It says you don't have to "go to school AND still be really smart" meaning you don't have to go to school and be smart. It doesn't say you will be smart.
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Sasusaku8 years ago
Finally my gun becommes usefull again
Iamsuasidal7 years ago
YES
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butterdomain10 years ago
lock them out
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MegaDave8 years ago
2 words... Restraining order.
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Thomas Davies12 years ago
finally.. a chance to burn them...
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PeterJeager8 years ago
This is what tranquilizer darts are for
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Wannabe10 years ago
ill just create a teacher repellent
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6phillip69 years ago
Well once all the teachers come either kill thm or move to another country
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ThePaulDude5 years ago
If it said shag then THAT"S a different story.
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Goldblaze_SK9 years ago
Take them to court for trespassing, they do it again they get sent to prison, break out to nag me and it's a life sentence.
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iScabs9 years ago
I already learn more outside of school than I do in it sooo...
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ThePaulDude7 years ago
You could argue with them about not having to go to school so they won't come back then just for the hell of it you could move house so they won't find you again.
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Damion9 years ago
They can't truspass
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JillKay8 years ago
I don't need to go to school, that"s all I care. Although don't want a wild teacher clawing at my window.
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SeaMonkeyHasMyMoney10 years ago
So basically homeschooled. Teachers talk to me like I can't tie my shoes.
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ryleigh0717 years ago
You never said they would nag you about school...........eventually you’d kill yourself...... so
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Marko9 years ago
teacher make sex joke our of school of 30- age
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JulienS8 years ago
they will get arrested for trespassing. it"s a theater show every morning of someone being dragged off my lawn
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Michael Pearson12 years ago
But, that doesn't matter you would still need to take exams for university..
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FBI-Agent-241783 years ago
they gotta run out of teachers at some point *loads glock*
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BlazingBlaziken9 years ago
Pepper spray to the rescue! Its not my fault if they come without permission and I pepper spray them.
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Sepp_Dietrich9 years ago
Well if it is in history then yea
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Jomboni4 years ago
Restraining order time
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Shadowdash1209 years ago
Throw em out
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SomeGuyOnTheInternet8 years ago
Just use your intelligence to find a way to get rid of them.
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DovahkiinBitchX10 years ago
Fuck off, teachers
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SnowDino6 years ago
if im so smart ima make something to keep them out! Like maybe ANGRY PARENTS 😂
SnowDino6 years ago
Wait that didnt make sense... okay ill make up a story that'll anger my parents and then the teachers cant come
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