Just wear an eye patch over your lazy eye, and when people ask about it just lazer them to death and dance in their ashes.
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Pokecrafter 8 years ago
Super powers. who cares about a lazy eye. Or if you do, just always were sun glasses like scott summers(Cyclops).
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digdug9 years ago
Keep one closed
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ElizaisSharp8 years ago
nah I'm good
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kungfuaj19 years ago
whatisdapointden
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Maypaws3 years ago
Dang, and I just got that fixed, too.
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BuddarScotchy10 years ago
Chibulz = genius
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gaffel3739 years ago
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Dylpickle7 years ago
Three words: Laser. Proof. Glasses.
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Josh Eastham12 years ago
You would kill loads of people by accident. That's awesome. Lazy eyes aren't bad but lazer lazy eyes are bad
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HunterChato9 years ago
*breathes heavily*
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Zletro8 years ago
I already have a lazy eye
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Takuya Gurobu12 years ago
I will have Derpy press the button now
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Luckdrifter9 years ago
Eyepatch?
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Piggymaster9 years ago
I have one anyway
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brendickle9 years ago
already have one
what i dont have is laser eyes
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KairoP1x3lslast year
It never said you would have lazy eye in both your eyes and 145th comment
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lolvorka10 years ago
This pun is so awesome I'm shooting lazers from my eyes
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singlelight8 years ago
I got a layzer eye huh
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Heavy_drizzle6 years ago
Lazer eye surgery
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iLoveThisSite10 years ago
i already do :D
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supernatural_tuesday8 years ago
I already have one, I see no downside
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TurnedIntoaDragon9 years ago
Help me I turned myself into a dragon and can't turn myself back!
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TypesOfChocolate9 years ago
Already have two. (it shifts)
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Alpha75029 years ago
Close the eye
SavageCreeper9 years ago
What if you shoot a lazer through the eyelid?
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Mattttttttttt7 years ago
Would that mean that the lazy eye would have bad aim?
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Corinne Marie O'Donnell12 years ago
Wear glasses, problem solved.
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Rocie9 years ago
But...LAZERS!
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Mokeydontchudarr8 years ago
I already have one and I like it
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Frisk14159 years ago
cant open my eyes ;P
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Cheshire shadow8 years ago
loophole: my lazers are like darkseid. they follow you and are unavoidable.
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WBGrock9 years ago
Does having lazer eyes,and a lazy eye mean one of the lazers allways misfire, aiming in a different direction?
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AstroLivePicks3 years ago
what is a lazy eye
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SupernaturallyObsessedFangirl10 years ago
So basically what I'M thinking is: Me: hi Person: your eye is creeping me out... Me: *zap*
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mini_meg9 years ago
already have a lazy eye :)
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yourfavouritebaguette7 years ago
DIY laser eye surgery
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MelancholicPrincess11 years ago
I already have a lazy eye so I'm not losing anything
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Lizzie_Sakura9 years ago
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888thorn9 years ago
tear out the lazy eye and put it in a gun
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DarrenTheKid9 years ago
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