You become a Vampire
but
You Sparkle
I will not

JustPassingBy 11 years ago
To become a Twilight styled vampire? No, thanks, my life is alredy crap

TheTwisterOfQuestions 6 years ago
wait if you are a vampire that was sparkling, and you pressed the button would you become Anti-Vampire or a human, HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

Creeperface130 11 years ago
Vampires are either killed or weakened by: Wooden stakes through the heart(understandable), decapitation (even more understandable) sunlight (okay for creature of darkness), fire (alright), garlic (what?), silver (huh?), anything holy (seriously?) pure run... [Show full comment]

digiboy289 10 years ago
WTF DUDE??? Have you ever considered how many weakness HUMANS HAVE??? Fire, Knives, chocking, drowning, cancer and other diseases, Vampires can kill, We"re REALLY slow, They are much stronger, AND THEY DON'T FLIPPING AGE!!!! EVEN MORE STUFF TOOOOOOO!!!
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CharlotteTheQueenBee 11 years ago
I'm an awesome vampire and I sparkle?! My dream.

Kittenlover101 9 years ago
Sparkling vampire cat. (Most of you know I'm a cat already.) I always wanted to be all of these things together, but only the cat part turned out.
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mr micky poo 11 years ago
im not gonna marry a sick woman who is pregnant and i dont wanna sparkle in daylight

idiot_99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 6 years ago
The sparkles reflect the sun, silver, holy crap, running water and plants so in a way you have less ways to die.

David M Strause 13 years ago
i see no upside

shortboynoah 5 years ago
i see no downside
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bookworm1985 11 years ago
Baby, I already SPARKLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ongaku chūi 11 years ago
Gaa! Fricken Chat...
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Pumpkin Spice Bleach 10 years ago
But I like garlic bread...

MouseGirl 5 years ago
https://willyoupressthebutton.com/513017

mebruh 11 years ago
Fine I'll accept a little gay to go along with my Badassery

FirefoxYT 10 years ago
Wow 50-50

the117doctor 10 years ago
No... Fucking... Thanks...

Oldiron_79 10 years ago
Nope

Lama Gaming 11 years ago
A VAMPIRE. AWESOME AND SPARKLES COOL!!!

MouseGirl 5 years ago
https://willyoupressthebutton.com/513017

aminbest 11 years ago
whooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooah yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Niggakiller 2 years ago
No dowsnied?

Cheshire shadow 10 years ago
*decapitates creator of button* *sam and dean stab the body*

Eero Järvinen 13 years ago
FANTABULICIOUS!

Stropey 9 years ago
Question, could I time stop?

DerpFace92 11 years ago
AW HELL YEAH! I REGRET NOTHING!

Cookies-cream 10 years ago
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momo 11 years ago
Hell, yes

IsaacBeltran 9 years ago
Upside plz?

WildNDeadly 11 years ago
Fabulous vampire? SIGN ME UP.

Handsomebud 10 years ago
I see no downside

JustPickOne 11 years ago
NOPE!

HDL190 5 years ago
JOTARO!!!!!

WBGrock 11 years ago
upside?

The_Driver154 10 years ago
I only see evil

PootisMan097 12 years ago
TWILIGHT!

EmmaBuck 8 years ago
I’m already an a vampire.....

J.G 11 years ago
Women- "I dont sweat, i SPARKLE!"

Adragon 10 years ago
I"d be the coolest guy at the rave

Octomations 9 years ago
I no wanna be vampire.

Ella_Delight 11 years ago
But I am Cedric not edward

dat_boi_silver 10 years ago
No, we glisten

Mr. Swag 11 years ago
WTF NO

adorable 10 years ago
Why can't we blow up in the sun like the movie blade?

Alison Kelly 13 years ago
Make up

Timederp 10 years ago
whats so good about being hated by humanity?

TacoNightFury 11 years ago
I hate the sparkling part, but hey I never die

Col.Sanders 3 years ago
Basically be Dio Brando

Ongaku chūi 11 years ago
I hate Twilight but I would look so good... I take it back... KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!!!!!!!

AssHar 9 years ago
Even if I wouldn't be sparkly no. Vampries are shit.

TheFabEevee 12 years ago
Twilight better not be a real thing, or else im grabbing my shotgun *loads*

TJOCcreation 6 years ago
"We don't combust, we glisten."

Enderoftime 11 years ago
Its Enis.

accidentalshapeshifter 9 years ago
Help me! I already did... Minus the sparkle, that is some twilight bullshit there.

ryan rose 11 years ago
Nooooooooooo fuck no

MClover :D 11 years ago
Sparkling vampire? Why the fuck not?!

FelipeGames2000 10 years ago
I'm a vampire bitches!

canyouhearme 11 years ago
Twilight reference for the day.
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