You become a Vampire
but
You Sparkle
I will not


JustPassingBy9 years ago
To become a Twilight styled vampire? No, thanks, my life is alredy crap

TheTwisterOfQuestions4 years ago
wait if you are a vampire that was sparkling, and you pressed the button would you become Anti-Vampire or a human, HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

Creeperface1309 years ago
Vampires are either killed or weakened by: Wooden stakes through the heart(understandable), decapitation (even more understandable) sunlight (okay for creature of darkness), fire (alright), garlic (what?), silver (huh?), anything holy (seriously?) pure run...[Show full comment]

digiboy2898 years ago
WTF DUDE??? Have you ever considered how many weakness HUMANS HAVE??? Fire, Knives, chocking, drowning, cancer and other diseases, Vampires can kill, We"re REALLY slow, They are much stronger, AND THEY DON'T FLIPPING AGE!!!! EVEN MORE STUFF TOOOOOOO!!!
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CharlotteTheQueenBee9 years ago
I'm an awesome vampire and I sparkle?! My dream.

Kittenlover1017 years ago
Sparkling vampire cat. (Most of you know I'm a cat already.) I always wanted to be all of these things together, but only the cat part turned out.
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mr micky poo9 years ago
im not gonna marry a sick woman who is pregnant and i dont wanna sparkle in daylight

idiot_999999999999999999999999999999999999999999994 years ago
The sparkles reflect the sun, silver, holy crap, running water and plants so in a way you have less ways to die.

David M Strause12 years ago
i see no upside

shortboynoah3 years ago
i see no downside
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bookworm19859 years ago
Baby, I already SPARKLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ongaku chūi9 years ago
Gaa! Fricken Chat...
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Pumpkin Spice Bleach9 years ago
But I like garlic bread...

MouseGirl3 years ago
https://willyoupressthebutton.com/513017

mebruh9 years ago
Fine I'll accept a little gay to go along with my Badassery

FirefoxYT8 years ago
Wow 50-50

the117doctor8 years ago
No... Fucking... Thanks...

Oldiron_799 years ago
Nope

Lama Gaming9 years ago
A VAMPIRE. AWESOME AND SPARKLES COOL!!!

MouseGirl3 years ago
https://willyoupressthebutton.com/513017

aminbest9 years ago
whooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooah yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

lexie tango8 years ago
It is twilight all over again 🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫

DragonEXE8 years ago
Yes you have permission to die

GreenDog310 years ago
... Glitter?

Animesucks172 years ago
Vampires are just cannibals. Thats all that they are. They arent even cool

Jade129 years ago
Downside?

DIAVELA8 years ago
What about balls di those sparkle

SrCell9 years ago
There's no upside WTF

BookNerdPinkie9 years ago
Again double negative

sarahrubbish8 years ago
LOOKS EVERYWHERE FOR THE UPSIDE

KittyW9 years ago
Ohhhhhhhh i like to sparkle

HufflepuffsAreParticularlyGoodFinders9 years ago
I legit hate Twilight but like this is too good an opportunity to pass up. Then gays really would sparkle.

FANmade~10 years ago
why the heck not? Sparkles are sexy. besides, it doesn't say that I have a drama queen girlfriend and a werewolf dreamboat who's after her.

ZaraPalooza5 years ago
#Twilight😄😄😄

lizabean8 years ago
Edward

WBGrock9 years ago
meh.still have power, and at least i don't go FWOOM in the sun.

..Alainiak..9 years ago
What's wrong with sparkling?

Bryan Mendoza12 years ago
Then you get a pale ass women as a girlfriend

RagnhildBugge7 years ago
I like garlic too much

TableCrackers9 years ago
Sparkling is better. That doesnt matter if I can shapeshift.

l0v3r.4ur45 months ago
...............................................

Sparkling vampire9 years ago
A sparkling vampire? Win win!

Rohan Silbaugh12 years ago
um up side?

KittyBlanc7 years ago
ima vampire that farts sparkles!!!!

LordArtomy9 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOW YOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY. 1. say your name ten times. 2.say your mom's name five t...[Show full comment]

Cookies-cream8 years ago
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Raging Buffalo9 years ago
Fuck that shit, I'm out

pipsiepipes8 years ago
I see not good

ScrubM88 years ago
Twilight sucks my big fat ass

Phillip Harbindinger10 years ago
Wow, 2 downsides in 1 button!

Unomnipotent4 years ago
Why do people think being a vampire is good? You literally strive for blood, and you can never go out in the sun, and you die from garlic.

dudebro1019 years ago
Suicide by Winchester

JamesJay9 years ago
No downside

beta10 years ago
Vampire's suck. literaly

OOfel7 years ago
what exactly is "Sparkle"?

Cjmannor989 years ago
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

EdgarPugMeep8 years ago
I'll take the fuckimg sparkle and i'll get back to you on the vampire ayee?

Changoo339 years ago
Get out of here twilight

kikipotato7 years ago
I WILL SPARKLE SO BRIGHT THAT YA"LL GONNA GET BLINDED THEN IM GONNA KILL YOU >:D
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