Will You Press The Button?

iamnoone8 years ago

I decline every opportunity to have sex, I'm frickin" asexual

andreithepotatoman3 years ago

Frick is a funny

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Kannakamui6 years ago

What u don't realize is that I'll never be asked for sex HAHAH

TheGirlWhoHatesIdiots3 years ago

What if ur aromantic or asexual

lizard_with_glases4 years ago

ye I'm religious

Motorhorn8 years ago

I'm asexual lol

TeamAwesomeness3 years ago

Sex? What’s that?

TheGirlWhoHatesIdiots3 years ago

If you are young you shouldn't look at the comments of this site..... Dont ask your parents they will be MAD

FatherICraveTestosterone7 years ago

*asexual laughter*

TheGirlWhoHatesIdiots3 years ago

*aromantic laughter*

Zion Hunte12 years ago

Get 4 hookers......

Dannybionic3 years ago

If you"re wondering, the second message was for thatgew

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CallJGWentworth877cashnow8 years ago

I am asexual, so I am already forced to decline.

-----------8 years ago

Im 2 young

TheGirlWhoHatesIdiots3 years ago

I would like your comment but the number 2 in your comment is right above the 2 likes I'm not gonna ruin that

JoshuaEaves6 years ago

You guys are getting paid?

imavirginnn4 years ago

I know, right?

heyhowareyoum99 years ago

I accidentally pressed it... o well

spaghettispace9 years ago

Downside? Haha

TheGirlWhoHatesIdiots3 years ago

It looks like they forgot the downside

-supergranny69-10 years ago

cant u just tell ur loved one that and then they'll understand, be horny for 3 different times of the current day, and walk away with your winnings?

smugcat1017 years ago

the opportunity to have sex is never going to arise for me so it"s a win win

FlamerGamerYT-Vortex8 years ago

Nope

snowewhisper9 years ago

I used a box of 30 condoms in three weeks so I'm perfectly fine with this

Stephenlion9 10 years ago

It's only 1500... Get a job and you can still have sex as many times as it comes your way

Sophia Smith12 years ago

Well I'm15 soooo

BloodyWhiteRabbit7 years ago

I had sex at 14 ok saying your 15 don't mean anything

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Mario Jo12 years ago

Sex almost everyday anayways

Tristan Aira12 years ago

It's only 3 times so why not?

Watermelonman8 years ago

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Rice Cake Man9 years ago

You people who actually believe these things that are saying "46 years ago" are stupid. The internet wasn't even around for 46 years! grow a brain!

violetgjw10 years ago

I'm so happy with the *does little asexual dance* thing I think I might put it in tumblr

Firesonic11410 years ago

I have $1,500 I don't care

MystiqueMeg7 years ago

Like...ok... I’ll tell the person to ask 4 times

krazykaty898911 years ago

Go to a bar in Vegas, I'm good.

VelocityRaptor289 years ago

what if i cleverly decline and make it sound like a long convoluted double negitive?

SovietTVBaileyTurner8 years ago

I'm cloning myself anyways

scarss9 years ago

*asexual cackling*

weneedtodiscussthebananapricelast year

we need to discuss the banana price

Sir Wivel9 years ago

Im asexual. win-win ;)

therealobama3 years ago

ask them to ask you 4 times

HumanitysStrongestWindexLover10 years ago

Idc, I'm most likely asexual, so fuck it x3

ladybug78 years ago

Noooooo

Enderdragon15 years ago

YES I WILL SAY YES

Ammon Bluth10 years ago

Loop hole, after you get the money go find three prostitutes and deecline them. :0

TurtleShroom8 years ago

That means that of I get married, I"d decline her three times and then do it. I"ve waited for sex until marriage. A little more waiting doesn't hurt.

TurnedIntoaDragon9 years ago

Help me I turned myself into a dragon and can't turn myself back!

thesmartkid9 years ago

I make that in a day

retirei10 years ago

i never sex so... lost he oportunity?

EMPTYENDER117 years ago

Ask a friend to ask to have sex with you 3 times and tell them why.

Igor Porfirio2 years ago

I'll just go to a brothel and refuse 3 prostitutes.

iiDestructionLXIX10 years ago

I'm asexual anyways :)

europeanonion9 years ago

I don't want sex anyway, but I'd still like to have more money.

TeamKobus28 years ago

Find 3 hookers and decline

Bfry99 years ago

What if you just ask them to say it 4 times

StrudelCutie44274 years ago

Um, I'm underage, AND I'm asexual, so... FREE MONEEEYYYYYYYY

geckosrule10 years ago

Money is money

chubbles11 years ago

It's, like, the opposite of prostitution. Win/win.

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