Will You Press The Button?

blametheapollokids9 years ago

You can kill my crush. You can kill my friends. You can kill my cat. You can kill my senpai. But you will have to fight ne if you want to burn my books. If I die you will have to pry my books from. My. Cold. Dead. Hands. My ghost. Will. Not. Rest. If one o...[Show full comment]

TorrentialChaoss4 months ago

Guess someone’s a little self absorbed with reading…

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[email protected]9 years ago

Well now I have an excuse for not doing my reading homework " Teacher, I had to burn my book because I read and my mom did not want to buy another of the MANY other copies..."

qwertyuiopz7 years ago

If you leave out one word, then you technically haven't read the entire book.

Spambusters9 years ago

Books? What are those? Do I eat them?

GamerBoyBobduran7 years ago

Books are paper with writing on them binded by glue, you READ them, and they don’t have an on/off switch

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Logic2.09 years ago

Here in my garage, with my brand new Lamborghini.

Logic2.09 years ago

xD u funny

Bubbz8 years ago

Read the copies if there are, and there are online books. Loopholes :)

BunnyLover11018 years ago

LOL you just copy the book then read the copy and burn it.

Taylor Mains12 years ago

what is this Fahrenheit 451?

Insert_annoying_meme_here5 years ago

Apparently

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Light_Nightmare7 years ago

And what if i will buy that book again? Not reading it again?

Ezekiel Martin12 years ago

There are lots of copies of books. Like... lots of them.

Katja9 years ago

Depends on which book

lh00009 years ago

well i just read the phone book *lights it on fire*

spinysaurus229 years ago

lol no downside

MICO9 years ago

I PRESSED THE MOCKERFUCKING BUTTON!!!

Aldomschi3339 years ago

1- Read a book 2- Burn it 3- Forget it 4- Read it once more (You can Read every book ever written, so when you Burn it, later you can Read it anither time)

Stephen Libby12 years ago

There are more copies of the book... that's a dumb downside, now I get to read comics and burn stuff...

ParanomiaGaming9 years ago

Heck Yeah!

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Jessica Emmas12 years ago

they dont seem right when u dont get to keep em

Gjh7 years ago

I Could Just Read It With a IPhone Or Galaxy Or IPad

gabbo verde 9 years ago

No upside

ARandomGamer8 years ago

It never said that it has to be burned whole, just burn a tiny bit of the cover! ;)

alii9810 years ago

i don't need help with this,i can read without help

agoddessb9 years ago

woah I don't want to read every written book. Some books are really shit

DarkusYuh9 years ago

I dont read

Aregism10 years ago

It's called copying

qwerty12349 years ago

Ive read every book of twilight more than 3 times and Im not even close to getting tierd of it, I WILL NOT PRESS THE BUTTON

LiciaNguyen7 years ago

If you pressed the button, you could be wasting high quality paper and/or leather and/or wood.

glitch6669 years ago

whats the down side? cause I know I wont read the books I hate books but some one will read the books and burn then no down side for me

lewis04283 years ago

i already can read many books

Justinfab9 years ago

Copy the book and put it on your computer before you read it

EliseRisen7 years ago

Never... Percy Jackson should never die

JaCkIsSoMeFiSh!9 years ago

They can... you know.. print more?

Puddin's Favorite Fool9 years ago

One; it is the loss of a book *cries*, but it IS just the one copy... and Two; "You CAN", and so anything I don't want to read, I don't have to... Bookish Peoples Unite!

Markus Jonas Osmy12 years ago

just dont read the last page.

SentinelSam8 years ago

Just don't read the last page.

Too_Hot_8 years ago

Of the entire book lol wait then read it later- don’t have to burn it

lahiller9 years ago

What that guy said. \\\\/

Pacopambisito9 years ago

I take a copy of every book before reading

The-big-red-button5 years ago

Fire is fun

valarmorghulis9 years ago

once is enough

Nix10 years ago

Reading is probably the most unamerican thing ever. I don't care if I push the button either way.

XxhaterOfVideoGamesxX9 years ago

its not cool beacause you can let the others read it BADADOM ! :/

iamdadandileftyou7 years ago

i wanna read something....... A L E X A N D R I A S L I B R A R Y

That Annoying Prick9 years ago

Get every single copy of 50 shades of grey read it Then Burn 50 Shades Of Grey Is Gone...FOREVER

That Annoying Prick9 years ago

get every single copy of 50 shades of grey read all of them then burn all of them u will never ever see 50 shades of grey

cox8 years ago

I will not burn DIVERGENT NOOOO

KindaSortaMaybe9 years ago

THE ENVIRONMENT AND MY SOUL NOOOOOO

RiverRainWing7 years ago

burn the evidence

sanic21699 years ago

Hell no i would not burn a bible

Buddercart9 years ago

Buy it on ebay

Quentin Ramirez12 years ago

write them on your computer as you read the paper copy you magically summoned. take pictures and have a librarian authenticate their legitimacy. then go on to win a nobel prize for resurrecting lost literature in the digital medium. make millions for 5 cen...[Show full comment]

cakethedragon8 years ago

BOOKZ SUCK

BudderSkyGod9 years ago

DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv...[Show full comment]

TheAlphaKitten9 years ago

yes I will press the button! If I burn the book I can read another one for free!!! But as the saying goes BURN THE BOOKS, SAVE OUR TREE FRIENDS!!!

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