You can kill my crush. You can kill my friends. You can kill my cat. You can kill my senpai. But you will have to fight ne if you want to burn my books. If I die you will have to pry my books from. My. Cold. Dead. Hands. My ghost. Will. Not. Rest. If one o...[Show full comment]
TorrentialChaoss2 years ago
Guess someone’s a little self absorbed with reading…
Well now I have an excuse for not doing my reading homework " Teacher, I had to burn my book because I read and my mom did not want to buy another of the MANY other copies..."
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qwertyuiopz9 years ago
If you leave out one word, then you technically haven't read the entire book.
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Spambusters10 years ago
Books? What are those? Do I eat them?
GamerBoyBobduran9 years ago
Books are paper with writing on them binded by glue, you READ them, and they don’t have an on/off switch
LOL you just copy the book then read the copy and burn it.
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Ezekiel Martin13 years ago
There are lots of copies of books. Like... lots of them.
Katja10 years ago
Depends on which book
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Light_Nightmare9 years ago
And what if i will buy that book again? Not reading it again?
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lh000010 years ago
well i just read the phone book *lights it on fire*
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spinysaurus2210 years ago
lol no downside
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MICO11 years ago
I PRESSED THE MOCKERFUCKING BUTTON!!!
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Aldomschi33311 years ago
1- Read a book 2- Burn it 3- Forget it 4- Read it once more (You can Read every book ever written, so when you Burn it, later you can Read it anither time)
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Stephen Libby13 years ago
There are more copies of the book... that's a dumb downside, now I get to read comics and burn stuff...
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv...[Show full comment]
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TheAlphaKitten10 years ago
yes I will press the button! If I burn the book I can read another one for free!!! But as the saying goes BURN THE BOOKS, SAVE OUR TREE FRIENDS!!!
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Nicholasjohnofferle10 years ago
Their is more than one copy of a book
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AyaMayume11 years ago
Pay someone to write down as I dictate for any irreplaceable books.
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ReneeChristopher8 years ago
Thank god for ebooks and audiobooks
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jona311p11 years ago
i can finaly read comic sans :D and burn it.
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get to a tree unicorn11 years ago
I like books and I like burning stuff
To me this is a win
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HoangAnhNguyen9 years ago
wtf is this?
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Swan14211 years ago
reading every book will take years but burning them will be fun
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ninjatiger12 years ago
I have a Kindle. boom
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Malcolmxt9 years ago
Yay i can read every book. Its called a library now i have to burn it?
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katnip mattox11 years ago
I can't burn books that would be like burning an animal sanctuary down. Where is your humanity.
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bamslam00710 years ago
i hate books. Now I could burn them. WIN WIN
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cosmic_uncanny0-03 years ago
I will read everything ever made by JK Rowling in the whole world because then she would be out of business
...then I'd have to stop reading forever....
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Perverted_Moon11 years ago
just get them from the library and say they were already burned
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Dameisnotonfire10 years ago
ebooks ayyeeeeeee
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mintywolf20206 years ago
NOOOOOO DON'T BURN THE QURAN BURN ME INSTEAD!!!!
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Jaraskur9 years ago
You CAN read all book2 in the world...
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pinkpunk511 years ago
I would cry ;-;
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Panifex8 years ago
Read Fahrenheit 451 by Ray Bradbury. I hear it"s fire.
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xkillxmxallx11 years ago
just don't read the last page
XXgirlygamerXX11 years ago
or just burn it then get it again
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Plutonium133710 years ago
2 words: fuck reading
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Mollywolly12 years ago
Save it to your computer. BAM
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TrainerAxel11 years ago
For those saying "you can just buy another copy." Well what if you really like the book and want to read it again? You will have to go buy a new copy. Where I love soft bound books are around $9 hardcover $12-$18. That's expensive. That and we would be des...[Show full comment]
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Maggie12 years ago
I'll get people to stop printing twilight, then hunt down each and every copy and "read" it.
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Scb.steve11 years ago
What other extra books would I be able to read that I couldn't before?
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ValerieParker9 years ago
Doesn't mean I have to read every book ever written. And I"d only have to burn the books I"ve read.
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sammyboy11 years ago
Lol I'll just burn them without reading
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FluffyGuy2015 years ago
i do not care about books
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ShadowfangTC9 years ago
I'm assuming this means you burn every copy of that book. So literally no downside. Read what you want as a PDF so it"s not a book. Then read things you despise and burn them.
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