You will be able to be successful in anything you dream of
but
you can never lie again, even if it hurts someone to say the truth.
I will not

235x0 3 years ago
i'll be successful at getting inter-universe teleportation

Icode1 10 years ago
succesful at being god of reality and time lolol

DuranKroeze 9 years ago
Noice

Wonkyplaya 9 years ago
I doesn’t matter to me if I never get to LIE DOWN again \_’-‘_/

ScaryJack 8 years ago
Have fun attempting to sleep

Amy Bak 13 years ago
You could be successful at making them feel better

Arandomfurry 6 years ago
Exactly so you can be so successful at lying that you CAN lie!
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Foolycooly9000 8 years ago
I just realized, you don't need to push the button anyway. You CAN be successful in anything you dream of^^

Kikizin 6 years ago
fuck you

AndrewLuce 10 years ago
no downside

Blastez 10 years ago
No downside!

Ezra Sarmiento 13 years ago
You could be a successful liar...

FantasyKitten 9 years ago
Lol Loophole!
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PhotonSurge 11 years ago
WAITTHEN DO THE WRONG THING SO PEOPLE THINK YOURE SARCASTIC WHEN YOU SAY IT IN A SARCASTIC WAY

greenvelvetchair 10 years ago
OOH GOOD IDEA
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Filip Kalny 13 years ago
If youre successful in everything then you wont need to lie.

what-in-the-world 4 years ago
what if you crush ask you if you like them
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A FREAKING DUCK 11 years ago
successful at putting it to them easily...

KKKgamer 5 months ago
imma just change the truth so i cant hurt em with mean things cuz they dont have things to say shmthing mean abt work smarter not harder

~Wave~length~ 11 years ago
This just means that I can walk up to someone, stare directly into their eyes, and not feel afraid to say that they're a dumbass.

VelocityRaptor28 9 years ago
never speak

soviet-union 5 years ago
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Phillip Harbindinger 12 years ago
Successful in going to the pokémon universe and becoming able to transform into pokémon at will? WORTH IT

BrendaPutman 9 years ago
No downside

Happyface4 11 years ago
Yes! Telling a lie is very bad!

INewTroNI 10 years ago
You could be successful at fucking these rules...

Satan \\"Pineapple Lord\\" Biersack 11 years ago
The only one I talk to is my bunny, and he doesn't even understand what I'm saying...

Vinceforpresident 8 years ago
I'll be successful at changing he rule that I can't lie

PwnArt1st 12 years ago
Successful at life as a whole, don't need to lie because everything will be fine

hissssssawd 11 years ago
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DiniYang 9 years ago
ill just run away from them

The Howling Wolf 10 years ago
I'm trying to make my life like this so called "dillemma" right now.It's not the easiest.

Mai-chan 9 years ago
Friend: How does my hair look? Me: Awful. Go redo it. Need a brush?

WilkerS1 11 years ago
Or just don't answer?

king samoria 11 years ago
Im sorry lady that works at dollar store, you're really ugly. Oh i also know about the coke

LivingT0mb5t0n3 11 years ago
Me: hi random stranger, I think your ugly, and I am successful so who cares!

Gods-I-Am-A-Fangirl 7 years ago
Lying is the most important skill I have.

WinnerG25 12 years ago
I just will avoid my mom

conniesleyko 10 years ago
who cares about life. I can just kill myself!

NataliaUdell 9 years ago
1. i already tell the truth even if it hurts those 2. i could be successful at many things ^-^

Parkey413 10 years ago
I can make me lieing successful

JohnCena61482 11 years ago
Tears are for the weak!

CandyGem729 10 years ago
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NuDe Vision 11 years ago
WWE here I come

Killjoysneverdie360 9 years ago
Dont say it if it could hurt someone, duh

Caribou 5 years ago
I"ve done this. most lying is done to bolster previous lies IMO, so you won't miss it.

COUNTERLOGIC135 11 years ago
Im SUcCEssfUL iN LyiNg, LOOPhOlE cOnfIRMeD

Ifredward 9 years ago
What were you looking at? Crap. . .

CMHammond 11 years ago
Can I be successful in fictional things?

noddiah 12 years ago
don't lie anyway

Klarix 11 years ago
Good cause my dream job is someone who tells the truth to make a lie out of it.

Boggs 8 years ago
You would then be successful in talking yourself out of any situation

tominater rockstar YT 10 years ago
you don't need to lie

tominater rockstar YT 10 years ago
Lie

JaCkIsSoMeFiSh! 11 years ago
Just don't tell them anything. It never said you have to tell the truth. You could say something that isn't false, and is therefore not a lie, but don't actually tell them the truth. Or just avoid it entirely.

DiniYang 9 years ago
ill just run away from them

TheGameFanatic 2 years ago
i'll become successful at bending the truth in such a way that i'm almost lying but not quite. and then becoming a time god, and reality bender and whatnot. i love making loopholes

moarkawaiidenu 11 years ago
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