imma just change the truth so i cant hurt em with mean things cuz they dont have things to say shmthing mean abt work smarter not harder
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~Wave~length~11 years ago
This just means that I can walk up to someone, stare directly into their eyes, and not feel afraid to say that they're a dumbass.
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VelocityRaptor289 years ago
never speak
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soviet-union5 years ago
United forever in friendship and labour,
Our mighty republics will ever endure.
The Great Soviet Union will live through the ages.
The dream of a people their fortress secure.
Long live our Soviet motherland,
Built by the people"s mighty hand.
Long live o...[Show full comment]
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Phillip Harbindinger12 years ago
Successful in going to the pokémon universe and becoming able to transform into pokémon at will? WORTH IT
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BrendaPutman9 years ago
No downside
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Happyface411 years ago
Yes! Telling a lie is very bad!
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INewTroNI10 years ago
You could be successful at fucking these rules...
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Satan \\"Pineapple Lord\\" Biersack11 years ago
The only one I talk to is my bunny, and he doesn't even understand what I'm saying...
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Vinceforpresident8 years ago
I'll be successful at changing he rule that I can't lie
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PwnArt1st12 years ago
Successful at life as a whole, don't need to lie because everything will be fine
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hissssssawd11 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv...[Show full comment]
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DiniYang9 years ago
ill just run away from them
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The Howling Wolf10 years ago
I'm trying to make my life like this so called "dillemma" right now.It's not the easiest.
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Mai-chan9 years ago
Friend: How does my hair look? Me: Awful. Go redo it. Need a brush?
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WilkerS111 years ago
Or just don't answer?
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king samoria11 years ago
Im sorry lady that works at dollar store, you're really ugly. Oh i also know about the coke
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LivingT0mb5t0n311 years ago
Me: hi random stranger, I think your ugly, and I am successful so who cares!
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Gods-I-Am-A-Fangirl7 years ago
Lying is the most important skill I have.
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WinnerG2512 years ago
I just will avoid my mom
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conniesleyko10 years ago
who cares about life. I can just kill myself!
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NataliaUdell9 years ago
1. i already tell the truth even if it hurts those 2. i could be successful at many things ^-^
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Parkey41310 years ago
I can make me lieing successful
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JohnCena6148211 years ago
Tears are for the weak!
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CandyGem72910 years ago
Find the 2 and tomorrow youy will be kissed 555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555255555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555.Count d...[Show full comment]
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NuDe Vision 11 years ago
WWE here I come
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Killjoysneverdie3609 years ago
Dont say it if it could hurt someone, duh
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Caribou5 years ago
I"ve done this. most lying is done to bolster previous lies IMO, so you won't miss it.
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COUNTERLOGIC13511 years ago
Im SUcCEssfUL iN LyiNg, LOOPhOlE cOnfIRMeD
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Ifredward9 years ago
What were you looking at?
Crap. . .
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CMHammond11 years ago
Can I be successful in fictional things?
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noddiah12 years ago
don't lie anyway
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Klarix11 years ago
Good cause my dream job is someone who tells the truth to make a lie out of it.
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Boggs8 years ago
You would then be successful in talking yourself out of any situation
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tominater rockstar YT10 years ago
you don't need to lie
tominater rockstar YT10 years ago
Lie
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JaCkIsSoMeFiSh!11 years ago
Just don't tell them anything. It never said you have to tell the truth. You could say something that isn't false, and is therefore not a lie, but don't actually tell them the truth. Or just avoid it entirely.
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DiniYang9 years ago
ill just run away from them
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TheGameFanatic2 years ago
i'll become successful at bending the truth in such a way that i'm almost lying but not quite. and then becoming a time god, and reality bender and whatnot. i love making loopholes
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