I live in a house ruled by a demonic overlord, we call her mom. Also I don't want a fucking wife or a spouse in general. Can someone please start using both genders?
wow , am i lesbian because that question says i'm marrying a woman? If so i had no idea thanks internet
lesbiangod9 years ago
yep thats how it works. cogradulashun u are now a lezbean
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DakotaStein8 years ago
i already lie under a demonic power....its called the US government...so nothing changes
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Harleighbroadhurst10 years ago
I'm a girl..and I'm not lesbian
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Slastina2 years ago
I'm a female and not lesbian and beauty doesn't matter.
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ApocalypseGaming9 years ago
My wife is the Overlord...
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Lil Ugly Mane11 years ago
You mean I get to live in a home full on love and joy and fulfillment AND step outside into a world that is metal as fuck? Where do I sign?
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Jackunited01077 years ago
I'm a demonic overlord"s slave already (my mum)
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tim249 years ago
Sounds like my dreams!
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NitroX4 years ago
The doom slayer
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sonicj019 years ago
this sounds like a good idea for a book
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Alana Andre12 years ago
They will be beautiful anyhow because they are your wife and child and you love them. So their appearance wouldn't matter
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JEverlast8 years ago
We already do. We call him Mr. President.
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KingCJ989 years ago
What if it turns out to be like that episode of The Simpsons where Homer travels through space and finds a universe where Flanders is the undisputed ruler?
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DarkOverlord28 years ago
if i was the demonic overlord i would accept, but in this case i am not so i refuse
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Mustafa10 years ago
How about this
You can die
But
You can die
YOU FUCKIN PIECE OF PENIS SHIT!
I'LL BE GAY
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AaronWolfBurt8 years ago
I can care less who the fuck has control of any world God or not no one is fucking with my family my anger is a demon and I'll fucking rip a demon in half or torture the bitch with holly water on my hands and punching it
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viktormn9 years ago
is time to flirt with da lord
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Squirtle dude 1528 years ago
Sooo, Trump?
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FtMtacodude10 years ago
Well....doesn't a Demonic Overlord ALREADY rule?
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cupcakejulian8 months ago
what if i am the demonic overlord >:)
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Dank doge dorito 9 years ago
Didnt say hes not ur friend
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MooseGirl423410 years ago
If the demonic overload's name is Crowley then I'm all in
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Purkkhan577 years ago
But i don't want a family
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The Super Saiyan Ninja God9 years ago
Plot twist: i am the demon overlord
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Mai-chan8 years ago
I DON'T WANT A WIFE!!!
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minimite169 years ago
Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe...[Show full comment]
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Chinese potato9 years ago
What if I'm an atheist then it the downside wouldn't apply to me and besides its the future, LETS BLAST IT WITH PLASMA CANNONS
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jospehioneshawndoa8 years ago
uh il pass stop forcing your children on me GOD SO FRIGGIN UNCOOL
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gah10 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv...[Show full comment]
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Nihilus53 years ago
We"re already ruled by daddy Claus Schwab so the wife and children are a bonus.
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