You will have a beautiful wife and children.
but
You have to live in a future ruled by a demonic overlord.
I will not


martinn20019 years ago
I'm okay with the overlord (you can be the overlord too) but marriage and children now that shit's scary

Melody7488 years ago
I'm a girl and not gay......Whatever

Jonathan Fuller12 years ago
but what if this Overlord is a pretty cool guy

Taker_of_Hells3 years ago
Yeah
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DerpyKitten8 years ago
I live in a house ruled by a demonic overlord, we call her mom. Also I don't want a fucking wife or a spouse in general. Can someone please start using both genders?

AcedIt7 years ago
Any other Aces on here?

TCR_2 years ago
I’m here

Cathrope8 years ago
What if I'm the Overlord?

TheGirlWhoHatesIdiots3 years ago
The last button I pressed made me the overlord
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Biohazard_WYPTB8 years ago
what if the overlord is trump?

RoseTheEarthDragon4 years ago
What you are the demon
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MystikDan7 years ago
Already smashed "No" at "you have children"

frmaldon8 years ago
demonic overlord? sounds good. Even if I must get married

JasonGroseJr8 years ago
What if I am the overlord?

voidstryker8 years ago
Im a demon so do I become the overlords.................. also I don't want children

Star Wars fan 249 years ago
Sounds like fallout4.

Patrick Turner12 years ago
stop judging overlords by thier looks you jerk

Sans_The_Skeletonn7 years ago
^^^this fool tryna mess wit my name. Nuh uh, only the real sans can make puns.
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SaschaMateoBlotor7 years ago
hell no!

CaptainMorgan868 years ago
Sooooooo pretty much the current reality as long as Trumps in power!

Cinnamini9 years ago
What if I don't want kids?

Ina Patricia Eriksson12 years ago
I'm aiming for a husband, so.. no.

AceCat6 years ago
#AsexualsExists
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Chase Queentry12 years ago
I like Crowley

lesbiangod9 years ago
Luci will rise watch your back
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Cole Tanaka12 years ago
Hail the Great Demon Lord Dragneel!!

FNAF_World_RWQFSFASXC4 years ago
Shadow Bonnie also hails the demon
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Cindy Diaz12 years ago
wow , am i lesbian because that question says i'm marrying a woman? If so i had no idea thanks internet

lesbiangod9 years ago
yep thats how it works. cogradulashun u are now a lezbean

DakotaStein8 years ago
i already lie under a demonic power....its called the US government...so nothing changes

Harleighbroadhurst10 years ago
I'm a girl..and I'm not lesbian

Slastina2 years ago
I'm a female and not lesbian and beauty doesn't matter.

ApocalypseGaming9 years ago
My wife is the Overlord...

Lil Ugly Mane11 years ago
You mean I get to live in a home full on love and joy and fulfillment AND step outside into a world that is metal as fuck? Where do I sign?

Jackunited01077 years ago
I'm a demonic overlord"s slave already (my mum)

tim249 years ago
Sounds like my dreams!

NitroX4 years ago
The doom slayer

sonicj019 years ago
this sounds like a good idea for a book

Alana Andre12 years ago
They will be beautiful anyhow because they are your wife and child and you love them. So their appearance wouldn't matter

JEverlast8 years ago
We already do. We call him Mr. President.

KingCJ989 years ago
What if it turns out to be like that episode of The Simpsons where Homer travels through space and finds a universe where Flanders is the undisputed ruler?

DarkOverlord28 years ago
if i was the demonic overlord i would accept, but in this case i am not so i refuse

Mustafa10 years ago
How about this You can die But You can die YOU FUCKIN PIECE OF PENIS SHIT! I'LL BE GAY

AaronWolfBurt8 years ago
I can care less who the fuck has control of any world God or not no one is fucking with my family my anger is a demon and I'll fucking rip a demon in half or torture the bitch with holly water on my hands and punching it

viktormn9 years ago
is time to flirt with da lord

Squirtle dude 1528 years ago
Sooo, Trump?

FtMtacodude10 years ago
Well....doesn't a Demonic Overlord ALREADY rule?

cupcakejulian8 months ago
what if i am the demonic overlord >:)

Dank doge dorito 9 years ago
Didnt say hes not ur friend

MooseGirl423410 years ago
If the demonic overload's name is Crowley then I'm all in

Purkkhan577 years ago
But i don't want a family

The Super Saiyan Ninja God9 years ago
Plot twist: i am the demon overlord

Mai-chan8 years ago
I DON'T WANT A WIFE!!!

minimite169 years ago
Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe...[Show full comment]

Chinese potato9 years ago
What if I'm an atheist then it the downside wouldn't apply to me and besides its the future, LETS BLAST IT WITH PLASMA CANNONS

jospehioneshawndoa8 years ago
uh il pass stop forcing your children on me GOD SO FRIGGIN UNCOOL

gah10 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv...[Show full comment]

Nihilus53 years ago
We"re already ruled by daddy Claus Schwab so the wife and children are a bonus.

axlicex9 years ago
Supernatural fandom laughing in distance
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