I would travel through time find a way to stop a paradox then go back in time to make sure this thing was never created and stop the time paradox that would be created BOOM
WhiteLotusGod7 years ago
And in the process you create a paradox
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Zachary Seddon12 years ago
Well in theory you could time travel to before this site was made and ensure that the site is never made.
I-like-pineapples4 years ago
It’s a paradox than, because you can’t press the button without the website being there, so nothing will happen.
Since 30000 people pressed this button before me, it"s already happening anyways.
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Butterbuff 11 years ago
It would be a shame if a cookie truck landed on a kid and spilled the cookies so everyone else can eat them
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DerpFace929 years ago
What sick mind would press the button
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Okhshs6 years ago
I dont give a fuck about some random kid in Africa
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ProXelaetoR10 years ago
Pressed it. I want to lose my virginity. And time travel. Never gonna give a fuck about Africa.
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Mr. Stealyogirl9 years ago
Oh yeah, I get to do anyone?
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BlackRose667 years ago
Barely anyone plays the app any more, and they r already dying right now this second soooo......
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GODz Of Ice10 years ago
Cruel If you pressed the Button
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myzer8 years ago
um no thanks
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Austin Whitlow12 years ago
you can just time travel before you pressed the button and then stop yourself (as another you was made when time traveling) and tell him/her that you got it already and since they are you they already get the benefits without the downsides and now there are 2 of you with the same abilities.
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Prism8 years ago
Ya know I can just sick to time travel, I am too young to fuck people. But then again...
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sekuna10 years ago
Oh well. Good luck kids.
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Yoshipresser3219 years ago
eh at least i'll get free time traveling
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Peter Sibbald12 years ago
Poor kid in Africa.
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Nahida3 years ago
racist person.
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MrMadPig 9 years ago
Whoever wrote this truly is a heartless monster
ArcticWolf119 years ago
I agree, holy crap, I never thought someone could be cold-hearted enough to do that
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Mr.Havokk10 years ago
lol screw other people!
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ArKade479 years ago
WUT?!
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MrSmolBeans4 years ago
Time travel and remake the original site duh
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Mythic_Gears10 years ago
why is africa always the target, I don't understand
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Lord-Blumiere7 years ago
Anything I want... OHHH! BE ABLE TO ENTER SHOWS AND VIDEO GAMES!
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YourMother1234510 years ago
I don't give a single Fu*k about children in Africa
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MichaelSilva8 years ago
There getting fucked any ways might as well have something good come out of it
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Tgk11 years ago
Wow, kind of harsh, no? Africa already has too much shit to worry about without this.
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ingloreaus9 years ago
whats the mater with you guys?
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gah10 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv...[Show full comment]
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Sarah Dement12 years ago
NOT THE AFRICAN CHILDREN!!!!
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Fridgelous_primelast month
Hmmm I could fuck every single person keeping this site up and then ask them to pwetty pwease turn off the website and if they do I will stop nine eweven.
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Deathbyspace1239 years ago
Uhh... 78% of these downsides would be good for starving kids
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TasnoomyHamada8 years ago
Why every single question has to contain Africa, rasecim
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dontworrymanimathooters3 years ago
Fuck dem kids
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Fangurliboy9 years ago
OMFG SO. MANY. TIME PARADOX. HUHUHUBVBDJJDNFDJ
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Jellax-Jedi8 years ago
What is it with people and kids in Africa?!
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Cool_Kid12310 years ago
Nooo! Don't press it!!! :( (Sarcasm) i really mean this fuck africa thats THEIR problem.
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Alexzeroseven5 years ago
Technically someone else already pressed the button so the effect of pressing it it"s already been activated and children in Africa are already getting the bad effect of pressing the button...so pressing it would give you the power and the situation of the kids would be the same
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Karen456710 years ago
If you only care about yourself in hope you all at least try to have a heart to kids in Africa how do you feel if you are a child of African and some one kill you for no reason
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Awesomeness887668 years ago
Can I just be in the shower with my girlfriend all day? If yes sign me up!!
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asdguy0011 years ago
NO!!!PLEASE DONT MAKE AN EBOLA-STRICKEN KID WHO MIGHT NOT LIVE TO BE 5 IMMORTAL!!!HE DOESNT WANT TO LIVE!!!(sarcasm)
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