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You invent a time machine
but
Everytime you use it, you get smacked in the face by every historical figure
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Twisted_and_Evil_and_Dark7 months ago
Thats evil and twisted

NotAPotato9 years ago
It would be an honor to get slapped by Hitler and Stalin

Blaziken-kj2 years ago
I was thinking the same
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Mitchell9 years ago
Every person to exist is a historical figure, as they are figures from history. So in one use, every person to ever exist would slap u

catthug6 years ago
But after a while you would just get used to it
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flamingcat9 years ago
mom asks what did you do at school today i reply I GOT SLAPPED BY HITLER

Sailor_sapphire9 years ago
ow! Damnit Washington not so hard!!! My face hurts!

JacobMcKenna8 years ago
It"s finally 2017!! Happy new year everyone

redneonlights7 years ago
What? No, it"s JUNE 2018
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gayducklingchittytittybangbang9 years ago
I mean, ya. Fun times with my bro abraham

YoniGonzalezVandeVen7 years ago
What if you go to the future and get your self a invisible shield bubble or something like that they can't slap you anymore

Karma-the-cat8 years ago
"Wow George Washington it"s an honer to me-" SLAP

Allie543218 years ago
Dude that"s me

Fuckinggenius8 years ago
Just asking but how in hell is it possible that here"s people who commented 47 years ago? First PC:s were invented 47 years ago. They were expensive as hell And I really don't think this site existed back then. Except... Gasp... Time travelling!

Elizabeth Grace Bartram12 years ago
I would do it just for the lols i mean how many people can say that happened to them and it would make for a really funny story!

DrLinnerd7 years ago
I got slapped by Hitler
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Panfoo1239 years ago
Oh so i only need to get smacked in the face so i can time macheine behind hitler and shank him? thats easy

Wildj9 years ago
i will dodge

OguzhanYigit8 years ago
You wont

Ducksaremeanpeople7 years ago
First

NeatSocks8 years ago
Just invent it then have other people use it so no one gets slapped. Also if you really do want to use it then have another person copy the technology and make another machine then use that one.

I-WonderWhy8 years ago
I wouldn't use it all the time XD Only when I need it. Also, the button is terrible. Every historical figure is every one. Everyone has lived 1 second ago, even an unborn baby in the womb could slap you. XD

beep8 years ago
i dont want to time travel i just pressed the button for the opportunity to slap george washington

TFrizzle351689 years ago
They're all dead anyway :)

MonsterOfMen9 years ago
Time machine.

Chloe Harkins12 years ago
It guarantees that you meet every major historical figure even if it is just to slap you in the face

Bread Cake12 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/NOECI0s.gif

Andrew Logan12 years ago
That's a lot of people to be smacked by, *every single time you use it*.

HowDareYou9 years ago
It would probably be a person that was historically significant in the year you choose to visit.. maybe just don't do it so often. Coming back to the present will get you slapped too I bet.

StrudelCutie44274 years ago
I wouldn't mind getting slapped by Alexander the Pretty Alright

Hellfire9 years ago
but why

QdaClue8 years ago
Look up Ali Ismail Abbas

Emma Carnerero12 years ago
I don't want to get smacked by a gladiator!

WBGrock9 years ago
To win the Billion Dollar Lottery last month? worth it.

AquaGearGaming9 years ago
I went back in 1826 and George Washington smacked me I The face I still have the bruise but It was an honor

Covert Illuminati12 years ago
I fail to see the issue here

Ciaani Slayer9 years ago
It could be a sword!

juggernautgamer7 years ago
Marolin Monroe here I come

Davidasinka10 years ago
#SellingForTonsOfMoney

Turret9 months ago
So if I go to an important moment in history and get smacked by a historical figure, am I famous?

TiffanyS10 years ago
Okay so I just don't use it myself. I can still get insanely rich from it.

Zucchiniboy8 years ago
you cant be smacked by what you kill .

olemartin11 years ago
i would sell it

Snowfrost9189 years ago
Every historical figure... Some of them were really chubby, okay? And there were a LOT of historical figures! you would get over a billion smacks with one use! ( Every historical figure that ever existed!)

Cheesynob393 years ago
imagine getting slapped by hitler

Allyixia9 years ago
I like being smacked

Diamond Sparkle12 years ago
Where is the downside?

KittyPotato12347 years ago
*gets slapped by george washington* *gets slapped by hitler* no downside

fripon9 years ago
just try me George joan o the arch!

easy9 years ago
*goes to hottest person that used to be alive*

LeonSitu7 years ago
Woah, just stick a bully to where ever Xd.

Fergyboy1310 years ago
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Slayy9 years ago
Doesn't specify how hard.

John Nutter12 years ago
Using it would likely kill you then...how could you survive the thousands or millions of punches, depending on your definition of "historical figures". Even so, better to have it and not use it than to not have it at all...

derpypandasnake888 years ago
EVERY historical figure no thanks

Fabulous Giraffe10 years ago
I will sell it because I don't want to be slapped by Hitler

HowDareYou9 years ago
Can I take a picture with them before and or after they slap me? I want George Washington to hit me!

White-Outlast year
I can travel to when dinos were around heheh

White-Outlast year
Thus, I can't get slapped hut possibly eaten. What if I travelled to like a day before? I want arguments, people
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