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You invent a time machine
but
Everytime you use it, you get smacked in the face by every historical figure
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Twisted_and_Evil_and_Dark 2 years ago
Thats evil and twisted

Jakitz last year
Okay, but who said I had to use it? Might as well have it in a life or death situation.

NotAPotato 11 years ago
It would be an honor to get slapped by Hitler and Stalin

Blaziken-kj 4 years ago
I was thinking the same
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Mitchell 10 years ago
Every person to exist is a historical figure, as they are figures from history. So in one use, every person to ever exist would slap u

catthug 7 years ago
But after a while you would just get used to it
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flamingcat 10 years ago
mom asks what did you do at school today i reply I GOT SLAPPED BY HITLER

Sailor_sapphire 11 years ago
ow! Damnit Washington not so hard!!! My face hurts!

JacobMcKenna 10 years ago
It"s finally 2017!! Happy new year everyone

redneonlights 8 years ago
What? No, it"s JUNE 2018
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gayducklingchittytittybangbang 11 years ago
I mean, ya. Fun times with my bro abraham

YoniGonzalezVandeVen 8 years ago
What if you go to the future and get your self a invisible shield bubble or something like that they can't slap you anymore

Elizabeth Grace Bartram 13 years ago
I would do it just for the lols i mean how many people can say that happened to them and it would make for a really funny story!

DrLinnerd 8 years ago
I got slapped by Hitler
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Karma-the-cat 10 years ago
"Wow George Washington it"s an honer to me-" SLAP

Allie54321 9 years ago
Dude that"s me

Fuckinggenius 10 years ago
Just asking but how in hell is it possible that here"s people who commented 47 years ago? First PC:s were invented 47 years ago. They were expensive as hell And I really don't think this site existed back then. Except... Gasp... Time travelling!

Panfoo123 10 years ago
Oh so i only need to get smacked in the face so i can time macheine behind hitler and shank him? thats easy

Wildj 11 years ago
i will dodge

OguzhanYigit 10 years ago
You wont

Ducksaremeanpeople 9 years ago
First

NeatSocks 9 years ago
Just invent it then have other people use it so no one gets slapped. Also if you really do want to use it then have another person copy the technology and make another machine then use that one.

I-WonderWhy 10 years ago
I wouldn't use it all the time XD Only when I need it. Also, the button is terrible. Every historical figure is every one. Everyone has lived 1 second ago, even an unborn baby in the womb could slap you. XD

beep 10 years ago
i dont want to time travel i just pressed the button for the opportunity to slap george washington

MonsterOfMen 11 years ago
Every single one. That's millions of people all smacking your face. No.

TFrizzle35168 11 years ago
They're all dead anyway :)

MonsterOfMen 11 years ago
Time machine.

Chloe Harkins 13 years ago
It guarantees that you meet every major historical figure even if it is just to slap you in the face

Bread Cake 13 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/NOECI0s.gif

Andrew Logan 13 years ago
That's a lot of people to be smacked by, *every single time you use it*.

HowDareYou 10 years ago
It would probably be a person that was historically significant in the year you choose to visit.. maybe just don't do it so often. Coming back to the present will get you slapped too I bet.

Peter Lieberwirth 13 years ago
not really...

The Slasher 11 years ago
Get smacked by Stalin and Hitler every time I was to see the Patriots win the Superbowl, no thanks

natashamonnett1403 11 years ago
omg-this was so silly-you can invent a time machine, but for whatever reason you cant keep people from slapping you?

grdavis 10 years ago
Hell yeah! Lol

Starflight3 11 years ago
I dont want to because i may cause a time paradox with the time machine

MNITIMMY 10 years ago
FREEDOM SLAP!*slap*

Ricardo Soares Vicente 13 years ago
... ... Sounds good to me...

TobyFoxReal 2 years ago
oh yes~ hit me in the face again~

AirKing 11 years ago
that is a LOT of slaps.

Lolzbutton 12 years ago
What if I see myself? TiMe Paradox!!!

Jowen 10 years ago
What if i time traveled at dinosaurs -regrets-

presstheidiot 3 years ago
what counts as a figure here?

Wulframm 11 years ago
i keep picturing being in a convertible and travelling down the time stream while countless historical figures fly at me.

Mai-chan 9 years ago
I just got smacked by Abraham Lincoln, Martin Luther King Jr., and Cleopatra in one day.

Ihatejustunbieber 11 years ago
LOL HITLER WOULD SLAP ME

Golden_Foxy0403 8 years ago
They didn't say how hard the slap It could be soft slap

miima 11 years ago
It's not that I'd use it every day so getting slapped in the face once a month isn't so bad

DavidCervantesCameren 10 years ago
OBOMA

Lazers 9 years ago
Uses a time machine get rekt by a doge

Verdauga 11 years ago
#HelmetsForTheWin

Randomguy6712 10 years ago
Worth it. I can slap Hitler!

Nathan Sabatini 13 years ago
So worth it..

AmyWilliams 11 years ago
So I'd be the Doctor...Dream come true!

oldnotweak 10 years ago
that would kill you.

Karin Augustsson 13 years ago
Totally worth it! xD

TheRealOJ32 2 years ago
I will slap you.

The-Unicorn-That-Landed-on-the-Moon 9 years ago
By literally EVERY historical figure? Ever?! Oh God. That"s a lot of smacks. Still, TIME MACHINE!
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