Will You Press The Button?

Maybe a goose9 years ago

so i'm bill cipher except i'm successful in causing weirdmageddon?

SolarFlare872686Fortnite6 years ago

Sure.

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Idiottoast3 years ago

Just saying but that would make a great book

Nithan90009 years ago

How about I can use my ruling power to arrest that guy and put him in a dungeon for years and make his skeleton rot

CatCult8 years ago

Or have him killed hell maybe he"s a 99 year old man

Nicolae Caprian 9 years ago

DON'T READ THIS ANY MORE! You little bastard. I like you. But seriously DON'T READ THIS.

OblivionBringer8 years ago

Why not?

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RedHotDanger4 years ago

It’s basically DOOM. Welp, I’m screwed

Mr.Sueppchen9 years ago

Look at my avatar. Thus says what I think.

Dilan9 years ago

Zombey yay

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Christopher Khozouie12 years ago

So you're immortal, nothing says the guy who's pissed at you is, meaning you can just hide for 60 years, wait till he dies then live the rest of your immortal life ruling over the known universe, and if you want to die in the end, get the weapon and kill yourself, because immortality sucks

the-king2 years ago

muzan anyone?

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Zacattac9 years ago

if i did press the button i would use demon powers to snap him out of existence and when i want to stop living i would bring him back

TheGirlWhoHatesIdiots2 years ago

Yes

bookworm19859 years ago

LONG LIVE ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

TTH_AwesomePlay9 years ago

I'll just kill him rip off his hands contain the hands so it can keep fresh in 1021 years I will get the hands and use em on me simple

eradarksky7 years ago

Only if I can make another person of my choice immortal with me.

Zanthos7 years ago

So I'm Aku, and Samurai Jack is out there somewhere gunning for me

StewieAteCashews7 years ago

But you are immortal so you can kill that guy

Ong1237 years ago

U rule a universe, and you are scared of a person that lives on a planet

Loopiloop7 years ago

The known universe is a pretty boring place to rule over for all eternity

dankmemes1018 years ago

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JackPabich7 years ago

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Nickleback8 years ago

Easy, if you rule the world that means u can have everyone on earth kill him and the weapon will only kill you if he hits you with it 10000000000000000000 times

Andy Ayres12 years ago

I'm immortal, but there's a weapon that can kill me? Does not compute..

thereaverofdarkness2 years ago

Immortal is not the same as invincible. Immortal means you won't die of natural causes, and says nothing of other things potentially killing you. Since the scenario stipulates that this person holds the only weapon that can kill you, it stands to reason th...[Show full comment]

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Harley Harper12 years ago

Lol,outlive him GG

Connor Larsen12 years ago

Definitely Samurai Jack

Indianboy7868 years ago

I will defeat thanos that moron is going to kill my black widow

Britishatheart10 years ago

So Crowley and the Winchesters.

Pander 9 years ago

Use your demon powers to kill this guy or to cut off his hands with a soul minion

Fluffington7 years ago

Pissed as urine or as angry?

theemeraldking2 years ago

Omg i didn't think of it that way

overlordinevil9 years ago

What if the guy can't fight for shit, or is simply a human?

Brianna Lynch12 years ago

Chop everybodies hands off. Now no one can kill you

AcedOut9 years ago

There is no upside to this.. If you are a DEMON, then the evilness would consume you, and you would really screw up the planet.

Mr. Potatoface8 years ago

wtf is this

xSpy-Senpai10 years ago

I would be a good immortal demon that everyone loves *Gets away from all humans so nobody can reach me* :D

FlyingPages8 years ago

Basically a Bill Chipher. I guess

seppe10 years ago

Kill him

rogntudju9 years ago

Basically, you become the Final Boss of a video game. With this point of view, where's the downside?

The Howling Wolf9 years ago

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Lollipop1019 years ago

If I rule the universe, I don't think it's this hard to beat this guy

Cuteasdinah9 years ago

What if I kill him first?

SuperMeIsSuper9 years ago

So have him killed and take the weapon.

MrSniperRo8 years ago

Im out security at the door and if he comes fly. He didn't say i can't have winds

zdodger11 years ago

its called killing everyone then starting over as their god.

CommentingDevice8 years ago

Ew. Why would I want to be immortal. Loose-loose.

Arcaneleo9 years ago

Simple solution. Trap the person

pentaholicassbutt9 years ago

Lmao so basically Crowley from Supernatural

Morten Kjellerup12 years ago

Come at me bro

Joshua12319 years ago

Challenge accepted

poopemon219 years ago

I kill this human with the weapon and break the weapon

Scott the Demon Goat9 years ago

I already do that, I mean look at my name!

Pokefan1238 years ago

Who wants to live forever after the human race dies and the sun explodes or wants to be a demon

Pokefan1238 years ago

N O B O D Y

Freespirit10 years ago

I honestly didn't press the button because seriously.....YOUR AN IMMORTAL DEMON WHO RULES THE WORLD!!! Everyone would wants to be in your shoes so..everyone will kill you and insta death

[email protected]9 years ago

OK, if I'm a demon I fly away ðŸ˜ðŸ˜€ðŸ˜‚ðŸ˜ðŸ˜€ðŸ˜‚ðŸ˜ðŸ˜€ðŸ˜‚ðŸ˜ðŸ˜€ðŸ˜‚ðŸ˜ðŸ˜€ðŸ˜ŠðŸ˜‚ðŸ˜‚ðŸ˜‚ðŸ˜Š

Gxvngxx8 years ago

If you are a demon then you can kill this motherfucker without even touching him. You can even cast protection spells, or a spell that makes everyone feel thankful about whatever you do

Evillisa10 years ago

It would depend on the weapon, if it was like a sword I could just kill him but if it's like a gun I would be spooked.

Darthmalgus20019 years ago

"kill him... DO IT"

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