Will You Press The Button?

Maybe a goose9 years ago

so i'm bill cipher except i'm successful in causing weirdmageddon?

SolarFlare872686Fortnite6 years ago

Sure.

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Idiottoast3 years ago

Just saying but that would make a great book

Nithan90009 years ago

How about I can use my ruling power to arrest that guy and put him in a dungeon for years and make his skeleton rot

CatCult8 years ago

Or have him killed hell maybe he"s a 99 year old man

Nicolae Caprian 9 years ago

DON'T READ THIS ANY MORE! You little bastard. I like you. But seriously DON'T READ THIS.

OblivionBringer8 years ago

Why not?

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RedHotDanger4 years ago

It’s basically DOOM. Welp, I’m screwed

Mr.Sueppchen9 years ago

Look at my avatar. Thus says what I think.

Dilan9 years ago

Zombey yay

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Christopher Khozouie12 years ago

So you're immortal, nothing says the guy who's pissed at you is, meaning you can just hide for 60 years, wait till he dies then live the rest of your immortal life ruling over the known universe, and if you want to die in the end, get the weapon and kill yourself, because immortality sucks

the-king2 years ago

muzan anyone?

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Zacattac9 years ago

if i did press the button i would use demon powers to snap him out of existence and when i want to stop living i would bring him back

TheGirlWhoHatesIdiots2 years ago

Yes

bookworm19859 years ago

LONG LIVE ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

TTH_AwesomePlay9 years ago

I'll just kill him rip off his hands contain the hands so it can keep fresh in 1021 years I will get the hands and use em on me simple

eradarksky7 years ago

Only if I can make another person of my choice immortal with me.

Zanthos7 years ago

So I'm Aku, and Samurai Jack is out there somewhere gunning for me

StewieAteCashews7 years ago

But you are immortal so you can kill that guy

Ong1237 years ago

U rule a universe, and you are scared of a person that lives on a planet

Loopiloop7 years ago

The known universe is a pretty boring place to rule over for all eternity

dankmemes1018 years ago

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JackPabich7 years ago

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Nickleback8 years ago

Easy, if you rule the world that means u can have everyone on earth kill him and the weapon will only kill you if he hits you with it 10000000000000000000 times

Andy Ayres12 years ago

I'm immortal, but there's a weapon that can kill me? Does not compute..

thereaverofdarkness2 years ago

Immortal is not the same as invincible. Immortal means you won't die of natural causes, and says nothing of other things potentially killing you. Since the scenario stipulates that this person holds the only weapon that can kill you, it stands to reason th...[Show full comment]

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Harley Harper12 years ago

Lol,outlive him GG

Connor Larsen12 years ago

Definitely Samurai Jack

Loopholes_galore7 years ago

If I’m immortal, that guy can’t kill me

AcedOut9 years ago

There is no upside to this.. If you are a DEMON, then the evilness would consume you, and you would really screw up the planet.

Sacha Mitsuko Marcus12 years ago

that is evil.

Jas2au9 years ago

Just kill the guy using your demon powers and burn the weapon.

Tricky8 years ago

Or magically create a New dimension only accessible by you with nothing but a series of puzzles you created with the weapon secretly stored in the end for you to kill yourself if you ever want to

GLaDOS1223339 years ago

Im suprised! Not a single SPN comment!

razefied9 years ago

Ill make my own weapon no second hand shit here foo

ZoeTheGamer8 years ago

this sounds like a mary sue that somebody is trying to fix but not too much so its really stupid and will eventually go away

LogicWizard31410 years ago

"Dont read this blah blah" STOP POSTING THAT!!! WTF?!!!

greaterfiend4 years ago

Just get all the girls and gay guys to protect me:D

Jaeha9 years ago

Have demons kill the mofo.

Wonderlandresident8 years ago

Basically Aku and Samurai Jack

medwards022510 years ago

Um...I will just KILL THAT GUY DUH

RandomGirl9 years ago

I don't wanna be fucking immortal..

Thispersonisweird8 years ago

Just kill him with you"re powers on the spot! Error 404 loophole found!

Infinite_Ch4os11 years ago

Don't be a video game boss. You'll be fine!

CharlieRoseCat9 years ago

it doesn't say the guy is immortal. why not just kill him.

Lonely4ever7 years ago

1 So they drink at u 2 They can die from u

giladxdxd9 years ago

Immortal but would be able to kill you? Learnt something new

Rofl478 years ago

Damnit, its Doom Guy!

iBoss9 years ago

I hate demons more than I hate Lil Wayne...

Doflamingo9 years ago

Why does he hate me i made universal peace and fixed the economy, not to mention i ended universal world hunger and united everyone and made the law fair for everyone. AND not to mention you need no money for anything