when i would talk to my crush i would be like "wonder if there's a pornstar that looks like you" "don't look at her tits" "don't get a boner" "wonder if im ever going to have a chance... no not really"
Last_on_the_Lead5 months ago
EWWWWWWWWWWW A STRAIGHT PERSON. AND EVEN WORSE - HE'S A TOP
"hey oohh that ass omg did i just say that outloud damn she is hot though why do i keep oww that hurt that bitch just slapped me oh no shes coming back" no
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Superface5511 years ago
My mind is always running I would literally never stop talking all day everyday I'll just continue to talk so no
MegaDoge9 years ago
My life in a nutshell.I'm always asking questions in my head,so I would only live till 6 years old,because someone would kill me.
Nah, my evil plans would be ruined.
Dammit, Tom would find out in a heatbeat
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VelocityRaptor2811 years ago
if that means saying their thoughts i could freak people out with that so HELL YEAH IMA CLICK THAT SHIT
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GeorgeFritz9 years ago
Put tape on your mouth
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DbExpress9 years ago
Read your enemy"s mind then you'll know how to beat him...
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Kute_kitty9 years ago
Day 1:"Am I going to watch porn today....shit my dad heard"
Day 2: "time to look up sin! Wait um nothing sister ima just leave now"
Day 3: "TENTACLE PORN HERE I COOOME.....wait I'm in public well fuck"
Life would be hell for me
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TheHoodedDevil8 years ago
I already do that. That’s why people call me a bitch
Meeep8 years ago
You"re saying what"s on your mind!? That makes you such a female dog!!!
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Eaglest058 years ago
I would just randomly start taking about the most random things! "Hmm, I wonder wether a portal would teleport me to my desired location or mutilate me under literal tons of magma. And would shooting a zombie in the head really kill it? After all, the clos...[Show full comment]
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ThatGuyNamedSam23789 years ago
If you knew what they were thinking then you would know what to say XD
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lordultradragonlight9 years ago
Hmm my sister must have pushed this button because she won't shut the heck up
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TTH_AwesomePlay10 years ago
Well I'll whisper it it doesn't say say it out loud am I right people?
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Dayna Morris13 years ago
Already got a learning disability that makes me say whatever's on my mind
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Evergreen195910 years ago
Dude, I think too fast for that!
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AEtherialGhost12 years ago
i already do that so now i can read minds. no downside
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tigerstar 11 years ago
I would loose my voice in the first 12 minutes , and I would never sleep , no one around.me would ever sleep
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DickerKoch10 years ago
its hard to speak my mind anyway, so that helps actually.
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Niggakiller2 years ago
Nah.
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Lea Horne13 years ago
But wouldn't you be saying other peoples thoughts as they entered your brain and thus have a never ending cycle of saying a bunch of things all at once
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heroboy9911 years ago
I can wisper...
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XmAaRon6 years ago
you aint wanna hear what goes on in my mind
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Aliah_the_Hufflepuff10 years ago
PEOPLE WOULD HATE ME LOL
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insect01149 years ago
So that means you have to say the mind of a person your reading
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SoundestLoki89111 years ago
F**k that!
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Liviekaren11 years ago
Hell no. I think of some pretty dirty, disturbing, or weird shit. Nobody wants to hear that.
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Jon315711 years ago
I do that anyway
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CureMarine12 years ago
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DriedSpit4 years ago
I'll just whisper it
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nukechicken10 years ago
If sombody thiking about "stuff" in school your gonna be in trouble
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Red Fox11 years ago
I do that. Alot, it's hilarious.
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Chara_Dreemurr_The_Demon10 years ago
People would cry when I insult them.
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Creeperface13011 years ago
You don't want to hear the stuff that's in a teenage boy's mind.
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ElijahTheFireGod8 years ago
Whispering
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Tom Bombadil12 years ago
Seriously, who'd want this? Every time you get a weird thought you'd have to say it. This would make falling asleep basically impossible.
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Luna_Awsome11 years ago
Good then i won't think of anything.
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Holly Davison13 years ago
I do that anyway :)
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Marinekid0910 years ago
So i would just yell out ASS ASS
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tao tao11 years ago
So what you're saying is become facebook and twitter
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CharEirk2 years ago
What's up bro? I'll be treated like I'm crazy.
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Pyrox11 years ago
TRUE JUST WHISPER.
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bjorryboy11 years ago
That would be weird shit when i walking over the street and i see a hotchick
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Altpadawan8 years ago
So you become Drax?
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ShockTherapy11 years ago
I kinda got schizophrenia.. so I'm down!
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Thatonetrollingdude329 years ago
NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE not because of porn I have it an not because of anmie I don't give a shit about it but MY SECRETS NOOOOOOOOO
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oldnotweak11 years ago
[the fate of many a man who pushes this button] "holy shit lady you have great tits, id like to take you home and do terrible things with you" **wakes up in jail** DAMNIT
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