May is a month, months are a long time and 12 off them make a year. China has a animal for each year, this year it is the rooster. Roosters make loud sounds, rock music makes loud sounds too. Rocks are everywhere on earth. Earth is on the ground, there is ...[Show full comment]
Then make sure they know you don't exist. Problem solved
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DDLS5 years ago
甚至可能不需要按按钮
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EllaEevee7 years ago
China MAY nuke you. They MAY NOT.
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Conner Wolf13 years ago
Make friends with them, invite all the world leaders to an incredible Island Party for a week, make good relations with everyone, possibly establish world peace
ok, if you live in china... PREPARE TO BE FUCKING NUKED!!!!!!
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EnderEmerald11 years ago
What if I nuke them first
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Nathan Hossein13 years ago
I would get AMERICA on my side
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David Anderson13 years ago
I'd use a good chunk of the 500M to purchase a nulear-proof missile silo to launch back at them, and live in an underground designer-home. Cookies to you if you get the reference.
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DeadlySinChaos9 years ago
Seems too much.
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Yarsftks11 years ago
Live, then leave.
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Paintcannon11 years ago
1. Vault to undersea port base
2. I might not even be at my island when it happens.
3. I still get the money no matter what so yeah thats cool.
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DillanDaWood8 years ago
Keyword: "May"
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curtis james .1211 years ago
ha hurt
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xXxCONBOY456xXx12 years ago
Keyword: may, not is going to happen
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YoloYester5 years ago
This one is stupid easy. Make a nuclear shelter with all your luxury needs, a garden and tons of food, wait for the nuke to be launched, then hide.
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Loophole elite10 years ago
Spend the money on a defensive system. You'll have a few mil left no one needs to much to live
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Merican Magicarp11 years ago
just make it look like the island wouldn't be a benefit to China, also using nuclear weapons is pretty extreme. What if the island is close to china's border, close enough that radiation would hurt Chinese people too. Giving the island to china is also an option.
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Reallyme8 years ago
LOL
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Yuki The Salty11 years ago
the key word is May
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Matthew Lancaster13 years ago
give china money.
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Shadi-Kiwan-109 years ago
Live in that island for 4 years and 11 months then with all that money travel to another island and use that one as a decoy
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masterdark11 years ago
first MAY second what if i made friends with china third im sans i could just turn the zero gravity on( Í¡° ͜ʖ Í¡°)
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JaydenJohnson9 years ago
Move to 🇨🇳 china
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diezhonghua3 months ago
我不行了 继续搞歧视
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Themessigcn9 years ago
Nuke China before they can nuke us... beat it trump
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ninjapanda11 years ago
Just don't make anybody hate you, you got an island let em' relax there, chill, party whatever
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Ppman4206 years ago
Give China 25% of that to make friends and they won’t nuke u
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