May is a month, months are a long time and 12 off them make a year. China has a animal for each year, this year it is the rooster. Roosters make loud sounds, rock music makes loud sounds too. Rocks are everywhere on earth. Earth is on the ground, there is ...[Show full comment]
Then make sure they know you don't exist. Problem solved
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EllaEevee6 years ago
China MAY nuke you. They MAY NOT.
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Conner Wolf12 years ago
Make friends with them, invite all the world leaders to an incredible Island Party for a week, make good relations with everyone, possibly establish world peace
I'd use a good chunk of the 500M to purchase a nulear-proof missile silo to launch back at them, and live in an underground designer-home. Cookies to you if you get the reference.
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Rebester50009 years ago
Kill everyone in China. Problem solved.
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KoolAidDolan11 years ago
Just bribe China not to bomb you.
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JujuOnYourFaceAyeXDDD8 years ago
I would create ww3 with china and win before the 5 years
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mat10 years ago
fudge that!
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BenEmanNikolai7 years ago
Buy a bike defense with the 300m
BenEmanNikolai7 years ago
*nuke autocorrect lol
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danielkirby269 years ago
May
Emphasis
May
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ARaditzFanInAButtonGame4 years ago
There is a "may" so ok lol
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Tok3r9 years ago
That's going to be one hell of a five year span.
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MataNui9510 years ago
Key word here is MAY, so I'll take the risk. Plus I know when they'll nuke me so I just dont be there when they nuke it
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shit-apes-yum7 years ago
m a y
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Malcolmxt9 years ago
Build anti nuke system that's actually possible and if they are successful people will go war against them. I will push that button
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Josh Carbine12 years ago
get an island off the coast of China
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Oldiron_794 years ago
Well it says may not will. Also make sure you aren't on island for 5 year anniversary
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ShadowDragon1159 years ago
They may not will
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Aquapoison10 years ago
DID NOT PRESS THE BUTTON....
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Oldiron_797 years ago
And schedule a vacation to America In 5 years
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BawbRaws8 years ago
I"d just stay far away from the island five years later.
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B@d@$$9 years ago
No one tells you if you have to be on the island. Well, no one tells you they're going to nuke the island but I think that's what they ment
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TracerBullet7 years ago
Take the $500 mil and ditch the island.
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ZEN 3529 years ago
They may nuke me (MAY)ALSO I have 500m I can work something out with them.
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Ethan.mp47 months ago
I’m not sure if this is saying there is a chance, or whether or not within five years you’ll be numbed regardless.
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