Will You Press The Button?

Migdin18 years ago

May is a month, months are a long time and 12 off them make a year. China has a animal for each year, this year it is the rooster. Roosters make loud sounds, rock music makes loud sounds too. Rocks are everywhere on earth. Earth is on the ground, there is ...[Show full comment]

Mads_luvs_u10 months ago

How did you even think of that

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Purple Plum Pie9 years ago

MAY not will, MAY

Thatmovingdeadthing9 years ago

Then make sure they know you don't exist. Problem solved

EllaEevee6 years ago

China MAY nuke you. They MAY NOT.

Conner Wolf12 years ago

Make friends with them, invite all the world leaders to an incredible Island Party for a week, make good relations with everyone, possibly establish world peace

PineappleSmoothies5 years ago

And then kill China"s enemy"s haha

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Winter648 years ago

China MAY nuke you in 5 years

TeamKobus28 years ago

Ikr

Sekkusu7 years ago

Just fucking get the fundings , sell the island and go

Skyfall22217 years ago

That’s a good idea

Akikokat7 years ago

Chances taken

VelocityRaptor288 years ago

"may"

Loophole-alert8 years ago

Well it didn't say a 50% or 10% or 75% etc chance so I can say a .00000000000001% nuke 99.99999999999etc % safe

TheBulletMoBot7 years ago

If I had that percentage, I would have already gotten nuked. Twice. #rottenluck

Vegetto87018 years ago

Pay them so they don't nuke you

TurtleGalaxy8 years ago

"May"

Mr_Cbass8 years ago

I'll invite them to build a military outpost there in exchange for not being nuked. There you go.

TurnedIntoaDragon9 years ago

Help me humans i turned myself into a fire-breathing dragon by accident and cant turn myself back!

Migdin18 years ago

I thought i had gotten rid of you!!!

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The Questionable Girl9 years ago

It's been a good five years so all of you plz leave so I can die.... OH YEAH LETS NUKE CHINA FIRST!

happywheelsman779 years ago

AMERICA, FUCK YEAH!!!

Jon31579 years ago

Missile defense program along with the most sophisticated cloaking systems in the world

Carlton Walker12 years ago

nuke china in 4 years...

RadioactiveMilk2 years ago

Nuke em in 1.

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quickstirke8 years ago

BRING IT ON China!!!!

CocaColaCandy78 years ago

Why can't we just be friends

The Questionable Girl9 years ago

It's been a good five years so all of you plz leave so I can die.... OH YEAH LETS NUKE CHINA FIRST!

paratela9 years ago

Well then I may nuk3 China first :3

deenuts9 years ago

I will nuke them first

dizzyuser9 years ago

Just nuke them first

FuinhaGamer9 years ago

ok, if you live in china... PREPARE TO BE FUCKING NUKED!!!!!!

EnderEmerald9 years ago

What if I nuke them first

Emma Fisher12 years ago

MAY!! Key word folks! MAAAAYYYYY!

ThisUsernameIsAlreadyTakenARRRRRGGGGHHHH8 years ago

That"s what I was going to say. MAY. Anyone MAY do that anyway.

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JuliÃ¡n David Irusta12 years ago

What if i nuke 'em first?

LesDilemma9 years ago

Hot the nuke from the funding...

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Nathan Hossein12 years ago

I would get AMERICA on my side

David Anderson12 years ago

I'd use a good chunk of the 500M to purchase a nulear-proof missile silo to launch back at them, and live in an underground designer-home. Cookies to you if you get the reference.

Undead_button_presser7 years ago

It said it may nuke China doesn't mean it will

Bob1019 years ago

I'm Chinese lol

Miguel BolaÃ±os12 years ago

underground facilities

Normal Joe9 years ago

My island is gonna be right next to California.. U.S.A better support me

DDLS4 years ago

甚至可能不需要按按钮

PaintRick8 years ago

Easy leave island to get nuked and then buy another island or just live in China. See if they will nuke them selves

BlueDemon9 years ago

Bring it on China. I have some nukes on my islands also.

Peyton Morrison12 years ago

may not will they may meaning might

abcx8 years ago

Easy, just become friends with any country that owns nukes. china wouldn't nuke you, since whatever country you"re friends with would nuke back on them.

TheMuskequeer9 years ago

I'm willing to take that chance lol

Memer2838828284 years ago

Mr beast

Owain4529 years ago

Forget the island, I'm using the funding money to move to Japan. If China nukes my island, WHO CARES?

why do you care9 years ago

Have my island produce large amounts of what China wants and form a treaty with them.

Apolomcfollo7 years ago

MAY nuke you

Cjmannor989 years ago

The Chinese really don't like the thought of war they're very peaceful people that and with 500,000,000 dollars I could start a fulltime armed forces and make tons more money in the process its a win win and after a few years I could start a new country