May is a month, months are a long time and 12 off them make a year. China has a animal for each year, this year it is the rooster. Roosters make loud sounds, rock music makes loud sounds too. Rocks are everywhere on earth. Earth is on the ground, there is ...[Show full comment]
Then make sure they know you don't exist. Problem solved
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DDLS5 years ago
甚至可能不需要按按钮
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EllaEevee7 years ago
China MAY nuke you. They MAY NOT.
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Conner Wolf13 years ago
Make friends with them, invite all the world leaders to an incredible Island Party for a week, make good relations with everyone, possibly establish world peace
ok, if you live in china... PREPARE TO BE FUCKING NUKED!!!!!!
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EnderEmerald11 years ago
What if I nuke them first
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Nathan Hossein13 years ago
I would get AMERICA on my side
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David Anderson13 years ago
I'd use a good chunk of the 500M to purchase a nulear-proof missile silo to launch back at them, and live in an underground designer-home. Cookies to you if you get the reference.
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ninjapanda11 years ago
Just don't make anybody hate you, you got an island let em' relax there, chill, party whatever
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Ppman4206 years ago
Give China 25% of that to make friends and they won’t nuke u
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Ausper88810 years ago
"May". It might, it might not.
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ThyGhostOTN 11 years ago
Sell the island
Buy transformers
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JaydenJohnson9 years ago
Move to 🇨🇳 china
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diezhonghualast month
我不行了 继续搞歧视
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Themessigcn9 years ago
Nuke China before they can nuke us... beat it trump
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Intellectual Donkey10 years ago
Just kill them first.
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N30Ncz12 years ago
With $500 000 000 you could nuke China...
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JudeHarley279 years ago
"may"
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N.H.P.11 years ago
what if i just win the loto... its already 1 billion
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Dr4gon692 years ago
Nuke China first lol. / Build anti-nuke bunker/field
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ronithemangles10 years ago
MAY nuke you. Give them a LOT of stuff
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MinecraftMooAnn11 years ago
Sell the island!
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Hydraytgames7 years ago
May
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Godot of despair11 years ago
I fucking know it.
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Petrosion5 years ago
Just nuke China first lmao
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Doomguy10 years ago
Use the 500 million to become cep of a private military invest in some promising stocks to make money and build my army to match china's nuclear supply and wipe them the fuck out before then
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Sophiab67311 years ago
My 500 m just went to nukes, making allies with Russia, and making a private paradise WITH a bomb shelter. Bring it on China
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