Will You Press The Button?

You didn't press

The Button

36547 (43%) 49183 (57%)

36547 (43%) people have pressed this button, while 49183 (57%) did not.

You become the sexiest, most seductive and wanted human being on earth

but

your nipples become six inches long.

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Onion Kiwi9 years ago

Im gonna smack people with my nipples.

atruval9 years ago

Screw sexiness and seduction when you've got SIX INCH NIPPLES!!!

RuthusGoofus8 years ago

I'm ace so I didn't press the button and I'm good

NUXCO10 years ago

*asexua laughter in the distance*

AlastorBroadcasts8 months ago

ooh, another alastor :D

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Sajan8 years ago

!sdad upside down is pepsi

KARKAT_VANTAS9 years ago

I AM THE SEXIEST, IM KARKAT FUCKING VANTAS, AND IM THE BEST IN BED, JUST ASK SOLLUX, DAVE, GAMZEE, NEPETA, JOHN, JADE, AND EVEN MEENAH (;B

Jean Has No Life9 years ago

YOU GO WITH YOUR SEXY SELF KARKAT

Jacob Shores12 years ago

they have surgery for that

falcon_king34 years ago

hes actually right it doesnt say you cant change it

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GordonLangell7 years ago

NIPPLE DICKS! It’s like having two-three dicks, because nipples can become erect!

Ahnking9 years ago

Fuck yeah! Six inch nipples! Now i can suck on my own nipples until orgasm! Woo!

coolkit1239 years ago

Le what?

CreeperDog859 years ago

Get nipple reduction duh

RetardnamedJeffy8 years ago

Who wants six inch tits for breakfast lunch dinner......and midnight snacks 😂😂😂

Jimmy Entwistle12 years ago

This implies that 6 inch nipples are sexy and seductive

luis cedano9 years ago

then you wont be sexy anymore

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lizabean8 years ago

*asexy smirk*

looptyloop9 years ago

lose lose

NotTheProtagonist3 years ago

@Aubree06 as some comedian has said, if the thing doesn’t kill you, the medical bill will.

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AceQueen187 years ago

excuse me im fucking asexual

fishe2 years ago

cry me a river bitch

dank-memes-are-gud7 years ago

What kind of drug was the creator on?

Akko_Rishtar8 years ago

>sexiest >ugly body deffect

Frigginator8 years ago

This is already me.

fickStalin7 months ago

NEIN!!!!Stalin is sexier, ich fick Stalin jeden Tag!!

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FireWiz049 years ago

senpai notice meh

MN Outlaw9 years ago

Get them reduced

Undertale9 years ago

They didn't say anything about surgery

dangert9 years ago

By definition you're the sexiest person on earth, so everyone will think your nipples are hot?

Rohanrider9 years ago

hoo cares as long as your the sexiest person alive

Sean Leis12 years ago

Yeah surgery!

Jeffguy9 years ago

Surgen simulator

RWolfen9 years ago

I'm already the sexiest human being on earth.

zackman189 years ago

No that's leonardo DiCaprio

Kegflast year

Please guys I need you to pay for my nipple reduction surgery

Domixss10 years ago

No downside, GR8

Tjones8 years ago

I don't see an upside with most likely getting raped every day and having six inch nipples

creggwhites10 years ago

if youre sexy your nipples arent 6 inches long lol

Yamcha,The Lone Wolf9 years ago

No,that means everyone thinks you're sexy because you have long nipples.

Xs10sial_Crisis8 years ago

hahahahaha no.

gzhenni9 years ago

What the heck?

Mustinator9 years ago

I DONT WANT TO BE SEXY . I WANT GAMES.

HDDN_RUNE17 years ago

But I'm not kin Jun un

Nor'Easter News12 years ago

Fuck that outdated little nipple standard of beauty

Baruno da sauruss9 years ago

I'll use mah nipples to slap da booty

Darkstalker574 years ago

You'll be forever known as handlebars.

PbPancakes10 years ago

no downside

Tankbuster101339 years ago

Nah I'm fine

Spiderman187 years ago

I hate this so much!

thebestguyever11 years ago

i already am so i don't need 6in nipples

MC SKELLY 9 years ago

how am i sexy then

Randomguy0998657 years ago

Win win situation?

Jess Daisy12 years ago

That contradicts itself

ThisUsernameIsTaken9 years ago

Well the urban dictionary says I allready am, (without the nips XD) so no difference? :L

Titus The Titan9 years ago

You wont be the sexiest human being if you have six inches long nipples

SonicGaming2379 years ago

IDK WHAI I PRESSED YES XD XD XD

Bakashoujo9 months ago

+6 six inches lmao

Flufflepuff10 years ago

Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe...[Show full comment]

ThePaulDude8 years ago

Talk about twisty fresh nips.

12556765 years ago

Nothing changes

Kitty3078 years ago

I can just have six inch boobs

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