Will You Press The Button?

Onion Kiwi10 years ago

Im gonna smack people with my nipples.

atruval9 years ago

Screw sexiness and seduction when you've got SIX INCH NIPPLES!!!

RuthusGoofus8 years ago

I'm ace so I didn't press the button and I'm good

NUXCO10 years ago

*asexua laughter in the distance*

AlastorBroadcasts10 months ago

ooh, another alastor :D

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Sajan8 years ago

!sdad upside down is pepsi

Jacob Shores12 years ago

they have surgery for that

falcon_king35 years ago

hes actually right it doesnt say you cant change it

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KARKAT_VANTAS9 years ago

I AM THE SEXIEST, IM KARKAT FUCKING VANTAS, AND IM THE BEST IN BED, JUST ASK SOLLUX, DAVE, GAMZEE, NEPETA, JOHN, JADE, AND EVEN MEENAH (;B

Jean Has No Life9 years ago

YOU GO WITH YOUR SEXY SELF KARKAT

GordonLangell7 years ago

NIPPLE DICKS! It’s like having two-three dicks, because nipples can become erect!

Ahnking9 years ago

Fuck yeah! Six inch nipples! Now i can suck on my own nipples until orgasm! Woo!

coolkit1239 years ago

Le what?

CreeperDog8510 years ago

Get nipple reduction duh

Jimmy Entwistle12 years ago

This implies that 6 inch nipples are sexy and seductive

luis cedano9 years ago

then you wont be sexy anymore

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RetardnamedJeffy8 years ago

Who wants six inch tits for breakfast lunch dinner......and midnight snacks 😂😂😂

lizabean8 years ago

*asexy smirk*

looptyloop10 years ago

lose lose

NotTheProtagonist3 years ago

@Aubree06 as some comedian has said, if the thing doesn’t kill you, the medical bill will.

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AceQueen187 years ago

excuse me im fucking asexual

fishe3 years ago

cry me a river bitch

dank-memes-are-gud7 years ago

What kind of drug was the creator on?

Akko_Rishtar8 years ago

>sexiest >ugly body deffect

Frigginator8 years ago

This is already me.

fickStalin9 months ago

NEIN!!!!Stalin is sexier, ich fick Stalin jeden Tag!!

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FireWiz049 years ago

senpai notice meh

MN Outlaw9 years ago

Get them reduced

Undertale9 years ago

They didn't say anything about surgery

dangert10 years ago

By definition you're the sexiest person on earth, so everyone will think your nipples are hot?

Rohanrider10 years ago

hoo cares as long as your the sexiest person alive

Sean Leis12 years ago

Yeah surgery!

Jeffguy9 years ago

Surgen simulator

Randomguy0998658 years ago

Win win situation?

Jess Daisy12 years ago

That contradicts itself

ThisUsernameIsTaken9 years ago

Well the urban dictionary says I allready am, (without the nips XD) so no difference? :L

Titus The Titan10 years ago

You wont be the sexiest human being if you have six inches long nipples

SonicGaming2379 years ago

IDK WHAI I PRESSED YES XD XD XD

Bakashoujo11 months ago

+6 six inches lmao

Flufflepuff10 years ago

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ThePaulDude8 years ago

Talk about twisty fresh nips.

12556766 years ago

Nothing changes

Kitty3078 years ago

I can just have six inch boobs

B-rax10569 years ago

That sounds gross.

Brian MacNeil12 years ago

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dankmemes1018 years ago

Free nunchucks! :D

Free Mr. Lucas9 years ago

I'LL SLAP PEOPLE WITH MY NIPPLES. GG

Alien9 years ago

WHAT IS THIS

ButtonUnMaster4 years ago

I want the long nipples but I don't want the attention of being super attractive

IronDragon2000 10 years ago

DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOW YOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name five ...[Show full comment]