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You become the sexiest, most seductive and wanted human being on earth
but
your nipples become six inches long.
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Onion Kiwi10 years ago
Im gonna smack people with my nipples.

atruval9 years ago
Screw sexiness and seduction when you've got SIX INCH NIPPLES!!!

RuthusGoofus8 years ago
I'm ace so I didn't press the button and I'm good

NUXCO10 years ago
*asexua laughter in the distance*

AlastorBroadcasts10 months ago
ooh, another alastor :D
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Sajan8 years ago
!sdad upside down is pepsi

Jacob Shores12 years ago
they have surgery for that

falcon_king35 years ago
hes actually right it doesnt say you cant change it
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KARKAT_VANTAS9 years ago
I AM THE SEXIEST, IM KARKAT FUCKING VANTAS, AND IM THE BEST IN BED, JUST ASK SOLLUX, DAVE, GAMZEE, NEPETA, JOHN, JADE, AND EVEN MEENAH (;B

Jean Has No Life9 years ago
YOU GO WITH YOUR SEXY SELF KARKAT

GordonLangell7 years ago
NIPPLE DICKS! It’s like having two-three dicks, because nipples can become erect!

Ahnking9 years ago
Fuck yeah! Six inch nipples! Now i can suck on my own nipples until orgasm! Woo!

coolkit1239 years ago
Le what?

CreeperDog8510 years ago
Get nipple reduction duh

Jimmy Entwistle12 years ago
This implies that 6 inch nipples are sexy and seductive

luis cedano9 years ago
then you wont be sexy anymore
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RetardnamedJeffy8 years ago
Who wants six inch tits for breakfast lunch dinner......and midnight snacks 😂😂😂

lizabean8 years ago
*asexy smirk*

looptyloop10 years ago
lose lose

NotTheProtagonist3 years ago
@Aubree06 as some comedian has said, if the thing doesn’t kill you, the medical bill will.
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AceQueen187 years ago
excuse me im fucking asexual

fishe3 years ago
cry me a river bitch

dank-memes-are-gud7 years ago
What kind of drug was the creator on?

Akko_Rishtar8 years ago
>sexiest >ugly body deffect

Frigginator8 years ago
This is already me.

fickStalin9 months ago
NEIN!!!!Stalin is sexier, ich fick Stalin jeden Tag!!
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FireWiz049 years ago
senpai notice meh

MN Outlaw9 years ago
Get them reduced

Undertale9 years ago
They didn't say anything about surgery

dangert10 years ago
By definition you're the sexiest person on earth, so everyone will think your nipples are hot?

Rohanrider10 years ago
hoo cares as long as your the sexiest person alive

Sean Leis12 years ago
Yeah surgery!

Jeffguy9 years ago
Surgen simulator

Randomguy0998658 years ago
Win win situation?

Jess Daisy12 years ago
That contradicts itself

ThisUsernameIsTaken9 years ago
Well the urban dictionary says I allready am, (without the nips XD) so no difference? :L

Titus The Titan10 years ago
You wont be the sexiest human being if you have six inches long nipples

SonicGaming2379 years ago
IDK WHAI I PRESSED YES XD XD XD

Bakashoujo11 months ago
+6 six inches lmao

Flufflepuff10 years ago
Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe...[Show full comment]

ThePaulDude8 years ago
Talk about twisty fresh nips.

12556766 years ago
Nothing changes

Kitty3078 years ago
I can just have six inch boobs

B-rax10569 years ago
That sounds gross.

Brian MacNeil12 years ago
Error 404: No upside found

dankmemes1018 years ago
Free nunchucks! :D

Free Mr. Lucas9 years ago
I'LL SLAP PEOPLE WITH MY NIPPLES. GG

Alien9 years ago
WHAT IS THIS

ButtonUnMaster4 years ago
I want the long nipples but I don't want the attention of being super attractive

IronDragon2000 10 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOW YOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name five ...[Show full comment]

Unamedfelon7 years ago
lol why? i dont want their attention!

J-Money10 years ago
Surgery bitches!

ExtremeIdiot9 years ago
But how long would your dick be if Ur nipples are six inches?

boiboiGIRL8 years ago
Long nipples are apparently verrrry sexy

Otie McCloud12 years ago
I can't stop laughing at that image

1337X9 years ago
Obviously. Because I'm the sexiest, most seductive and wanted human being on Earth, this 6 inch nipple thing must be a global fetish.

mars200410 years ago
NO just NO

ERROR 408 USERNAME NOT FOUND9 years ago
it said "wanted" that could be a bad thing

meatloave8 months ago
I have baby bottle nipples that I keep in a ziplock bag

BasicBro10 years ago
Plastic surgery
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