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You become the sexiest, most seductive and wanted human being on earth
but
your nipples become six inches long.
Next

Onion Kiwi 11 years ago
Im gonna smack people with my nipples.

atruval 11 years ago
Screw sexiness and seduction when you've got SIX INCH NIPPLES!!!

RuthusGoofus 9 years ago
I'm ace so I didn't press the button and I'm good

Jacob Shores 13 years ago
they have surgery for that

falcon_king3 6 years ago
hes actually right it doesnt say you cant change it
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Sajan 9 years ago
!sdad upside down is pepsi

Darkstalker57 5 years ago
You'll be forever known as handlebars.

NUXCO 12 years ago
*asexua laughter in the distance*

AlastorBroadcasts 2 years ago
ooh, another alastor :D
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KARKAT_VANTAS 10 years ago
I AM THE SEXIEST, IM KARKAT FUCKING VANTAS, AND IM THE BEST IN BED, JUST ASK SOLLUX, DAVE, GAMZEE, NEPETA, JOHN, JADE, AND EVEN MEENAH (;B

Jean Has No Life 10 years ago
YOU GO WITH YOUR SEXY SELF KARKAT

Jimmy Entwistle 13 years ago
This implies that 6 inch nipples are sexy and seductive

luis cedano 11 years ago
then you wont be sexy anymore
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Ahnking 11 years ago
Fuck yeah! Six inch nipples! Now i can suck on my own nipples until orgasm! Woo!

coolkit123 10 years ago
Le what?

GordonLangell 9 years ago
NIPPLE DICKS! It’s like having two-three dicks, because nipples can become erect!

CreeperDog85 11 years ago
Get nipple reduction duh

RetardnamedJeffy 10 years ago
Who wants six inch tits for breakfast lunch dinner......and midnight snacks 😂😂😂

lizabean 10 years ago
*asexy smirk*

looptyloop 11 years ago
lose lose

NotTheProtagonist 4 years ago
@Aubree06 as some comedian has said, if the thing doesn’t kill you, the medical bill will.
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dank-memes-are-gud 8 years ago
What kind of drug was the creator on?

Akko_Rishtar 9 years ago
>sexiest >ugly body deffect

Frigginator 10 years ago
This is already me.

fickStalin 2 years ago
NEIN!!!!Stalin is sexier, ich fick Stalin jeden Tag!!
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FireWiz04 11 years ago
senpai notice meh

MN Outlaw 11 years ago
Get them reduced

Undertale 11 years ago
They didn't say anything about surgery

dangert 11 years ago
By definition you're the sexiest person on earth, so everyone will think your nipples are hot?

Rohanrider 11 years ago
hoo cares as long as your the sexiest person alive

Sean Leis 13 years ago
Yeah surgery!

Jeffguy 10 years ago
Surgen simulator

Randomguy099865 9 years ago
Win win situation?

Jess Daisy 13 years ago
That contradicts itself

ThisUsernameIsTaken 10 years ago
Well the urban dictionary says I allready am, (without the nips XD) so no difference? :L

Titus The Titan 11 years ago
You wont be the sexiest human being if you have six inches long nipples

SonicGaming237 11 years ago
IDK WHAI I PRESSED YES XD XD XD

Bakashoujo 2 years ago
+6 six inches lmao

Flufflepuff 11 years ago
Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe... [Show full comment]

ThePaulDude 9 years ago
Talk about twisty fresh nips.

1255676 7 years ago
Nothing changes

Kitty307 10 years ago
I can just have six inch boobs

B-rax1056 10 years ago
That sounds gross.

Brian MacNeil 13 years ago
Error 404: No upside found

NixExists 8 months ago
I don’t want to be the most wanted human on Earth!! Think of the paparazzi!!

dankmemes101 9 years ago
Free nunchucks! :D

Free Mr. Lucas 11 years ago
I'LL SLAP PEOPLE WITH MY NIPPLES. GG

Alien 11 years ago
WHAT IS THIS

ButtonUnMaster 5 years ago
I want the long nipples but I don't want the attention of being super attractive

IronDragon2000 11 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOW YOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name five ... [Show full comment]

Unamedfelon 8 years ago
lol why? i dont want their attention!

J-Money 12 years ago
Surgery bitches!

ExtremeIdiot 10 years ago
But how long would your dick be if Ur nipples are six inches?

boiboiGIRL 9 years ago
Long nipples are apparently verrrry sexy

Otie McCloud 13 years ago
I can't stop laughing at that image

1337X 10 years ago
Obviously. Because I'm the sexiest, most seductive and wanted human being on Earth, this 6 inch nipple thing must be a global fetish.

mars2004 11 years ago
NO just NO

ERROR 408 USERNAME NOT FOUND 11 years ago
it said "wanted" that could be a bad thing

meatloave 2 years ago
I have baby bottle nipples that I keep in a ziplock bag
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