You can do an impression of any celebrity.
but
You multiply your risk of throat cancer by 1.05 every time you do one.
I will not


Buttonpresser3147 years ago
Just never stop doing the impression...

Tyler Cundiff12 years ago
I beat cancer once, I can do it again to sound like Morgan Freeman forever.

DoYouSeeTheBananaMan3 years ago
Doesn’t mean you would beat it again.
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Your-Face-is-Enforip8 years ago
I like doing impressions of everyone including you most sensible commenters such as: "Doesn't say 1.05 percent." B)

Houseofbrick8 years ago
I can do an impression of any celebrity already. Never said a good one...

alexriveraced9 years ago
Throat cancer is easy to cure, just use a laser.

Hariken7 years ago
If you think about it, if your chance was 0 percent, then you wouldn’t get worse

Double0racle7 years ago
Well. Normally I’d say no, but being a voice actor would be like a dream job for me soooo.

Kimu Hatake9 years ago
I can already do an impression of my favorite celebrity(Markiplier) so I'm good...I can also impersonant others but mainly Mark

TigerKingTundralast year
Wait, you're not Markiplier? Your profile picture deceived me.
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Faith Danielle Owens12 years ago
trick question. i dont have a throat.

TheRealSatan3 years ago
Not a question. That the trick?

Francis Racicot12 years ago
Hmm well It don't say 1.05 percent just 1.05 that's probably nothing.

Yukitai4 years ago
Aah yes, because 1.0 is not the decimal form of 100%, thus 1.05≠105%. Raise your hand if you disagree.
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apersonthingy8 years ago
No way! I'm not risking getting cancer in my throat! Then I'll sound like Justin bieber!

help-me-hide-a-body10 years ago
dude its like imitating cas and sounding like batman

CaffeineCream4 years ago
Why the hell would I want people to recognize me. Your local introvert here.

thatdidmeafrighten9 years ago
I can already do impressions good

Pika Girl9 years ago
What would be the point of impersonating a celebrity?

cicicat9 years ago
geting money

ThatsInsane8 years ago
I'll just keep it as a power, I don't "Have" to use it.

Cattails8 months ago
what f?

Ctr480339 years ago
Throat cancer, really people. That makes your I.Q. sound at least 30 points lower. 😒

AF7 years ago
Why? Throat cancer is real.

Ivan200611 years ago
1.05 is 5% actually.

Xx_Elysium_xX9 years ago
Well 1.05 is 1/2 that's a pretty low chance

AF7 years ago
It adds percent chance every time you It. If you do it about 17 times, you have 100% chance of having it (considering that five percent grows when the original number grows, and that already a chance get before pressing).
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Dodoxy7 years ago
Check ebery day if i habe cancer

Dubstep Master9 years ago
I will be Morgan Freeman. I can talk my way out of throat cancer. That's how awesome Morgan Freeman is.

Dcs20018 years ago
No such thing as throat cancer

AF7 years ago
Of course there is! You can have cancer in any part your body that"s made out of cells.

eridani4110 years ago
1.05 what? melons????

cybro9744 years ago
The only use for this is to sound like Morgan Freeman.

MishtiDoi7 years ago
I don't even want the option. I sometimes may casually imitate a celebrity without thinking much about it but my chance of throat cancer would rise.

Malcolmxt9 years ago
Once we have a cure I'll do it

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urimegaconnor8 years ago
multiplying it by 1.05 means the second time you get only 0.025

stom8 years ago
FU BRAD PIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

yunofunny10 years ago
WHO THOUGHT OF THIS?

TNThacker20159 years ago
Ok. 0×1.5=0

Flameshot9 years ago
You DO have a tiny chance of getting any cancer whenever.

Mcalainaw7 years ago
1.05 what? Cows? Turds? Cookies? Tell me!

Gravityfallsfan2 years ago
U must be a teacher

123Xavier9 years ago
YOU can do cool impressions but you have a better chance of dying each Tim you do dem

CrybabyStuckInTheBadlands8 years ago
Melanie Martinez

connorbowman9 years ago
my face is already gorgous

ZoeTheGamer9 years ago
1.05 precent of 1 trillion ;) PROBLEM SOLVED

TheRealSatan3 years ago
I can do Elmo so kys

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JH8 years ago
Can already do (bad) celebrity impressions; don't want throat cancer; didn't press button; had chocolate buttons instead.

iidiamondswordXD9 years ago
I can get a personal talker

asdfgawc110 years ago
I am okay at impressions anyway

Babes8 years ago
Does Mettaton count as a celebrity?

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spirit_of_fire7 years ago
It"s reserved for special occasions

EpicCommander29 years ago
This is what Justin beaver songs do to your throat kids

Guilher239 years ago
deadpool

Mister-E8 years ago
Screw that, I got better things to do

WOOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOO8 years ago
But I can already do that

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