You can do an impression of any celebrity.
but
You multiply your risk of throat cancer by 1.05 every time you do one.
I will not

Buttonpresser314 9 years ago
Just never stop doing the impression...

Houseofbrick 9 years ago
I can do an impression of any celebrity already. Never said a good one...

Tyler Cundiff 13 years ago
I beat cancer once, I can do it again to sound like Morgan Freeman forever.

DoYouSeeTheBananaMan 4 years ago
Doesn’t mean you would beat it again.
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Your-Face-is-Enforip 9 years ago
I like doing impressions of everyone including you most sensible commenters such as: "Doesn't say 1.05 percent." B)

alexriveraced 11 years ago
Throat cancer is easy to cure, just use a laser.

Hariken 8 years ago
If you think about it, if your chance was 0 percent, then you wouldn’t get worse

Double0racle 9 years ago
Well. Normally I’d say no, but being a voice actor would be like a dream job for me soooo.

Kimu Hatake 10 years ago
I can already do an impression of my favorite celebrity(Markiplier) so I'm good...I can also impersonant others but mainly Mark

TigerKingTundra 2 years ago
Wait, you're not Markiplier? Your profile picture deceived me.
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Faith Danielle Owens 13 years ago
trick question. i dont have a throat.

TheRealSatan 4 years ago
Not a question. That the trick?

Francis Racicot 13 years ago
Hmm well It don't say 1.05 percent just 1.05 that's probably nothing.

Yukitai 5 years ago
Aah yes, because 1.0 is not the decimal form of 100%, thus 1.05≠105%. Raise your hand if you disagree.
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slenderman06 3 years ago
i can already do impressions

Royals96 10 years ago
nope nope nope nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnooooooooooooooooooooooooppppppppppppppppppppppeeeeeeeeee

TheFakeBryanGiha 10 years ago
1.05% increased risk? Oh no!

NeroAngeloM 9 years ago
I'll become a celebrity myself then sure

OASISBotton 9 years ago
There"s no reason not to press it. This is because if you never do it, you won't add any chance. So there"s no reason for not to press it .

BleghBlegh 8 years ago
If you do an impersonnation by accident

Burn38 11 years ago
Try to multiply 0 per 1.05... When can i begin the impressions ? :)

AF 8 years ago
You don't have 0% chance to get it. There is chance, although it"s low.

Philosorapetor 10 years ago
If you stop smoking, theres no downside.

Cakeman 12 years ago
You don't have to do it so no downside.

Mac and cheese baby 10 years ago
Nah I can already do them plus it doesn't say your good at doing it bruh

Panifex 9 years ago
1.05 is a lot. If your risk of throat cancer is 0.5% without the ability, using the ability 109 times will make it certain that you get cancer.

Mcalainaw 8 years ago
Yeah, but 1.05 what?

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Drawesomethewizard 10 years ago
Noooooooo

Electromagneta 2 years ago
It's just a plus power that when used has a bad feedback. ...just a+

TheSkyrimLord169 10 years ago
why would i need that ability?

Salohcin 10 years ago
bleh who needs celeb impressions

LlamaDrama 8 years ago
Is throat cancer even a thing?

AF 8 years ago
You can have cancer any part of your body that"s made out cells (so everywhere except nails and hair), because cancer is basically when your cells go crazy and start multiply without control.
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dolphinlover609 11 years ago
OH REALLY i CAN DO IMPRESSIONS OF A CELEBRITY LIKE I CAN DO ALREADY?! it doesn't say you are going to be good at them and I don't want throat cancer

apersonthingy 10 years ago
No way! I'm not risking getting cancer in my throat! Then I'll sound like Justin bieber!

help-me-hide-a-body 11 years ago
dude its like imitating cas and sounding like batman

CaffeineCream 6 years ago
Why the hell would I want people to recognize me. Your local introvert here.

thatdidmeafrighten 10 years ago
I can already do impressions good

Pika Girl 11 years ago
What would be the point of impersonating a celebrity?

cicicat 11 years ago
geting money

ThatsInsane 9 years ago
I'll just keep it as a power, I don't "Have" to use it.

Ivan2006 12 years ago
1.05 is 5% actually.

Cattails 2 years ago
what f?

Ctr48033 10 years ago
Throat cancer, really people. That makes your I.Q. sound at least 30 points lower. 😒

AF 8 years ago
Why? Throat cancer is real.

Dodoxy 8 years ago
Check ebery day if i habe cancer

Xx_Elysium_xX 10 years ago
Well 1.05 is 1/2 that's a pretty low chance

AF 8 years ago
It adds percent chance every time you It. If you do it about 17 times, you have 100% chance of having it (considering that five percent grows when the original number grows, and that already a chance get before pressing).
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Dubstep Master 11 years ago
I will be Morgan Freeman. I can talk my way out of throat cancer. That's how awesome Morgan Freeman is.

Dcs2001 10 years ago
No such thing as throat cancer

AF 8 years ago
Of course there is! You can have cancer in any part your body that"s made out of cells.

eridani41 11 years ago
1.05 what? melons????

cybro974 5 years ago
The only use for this is to sound like Morgan Freeman.

MishtiDoi 9 years ago
I don't even want the option. I sometimes may casually imitate a celebrity without thinking much about it but my chance of throat cancer would rise.

Malcolmxt 11 years ago
Once we have a cure I'll do it

urimegaconnor 9 years ago
multiplying it by 1.05 means the second time you get only 0.025

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yunofunny 12 years ago
WHO THOUGHT OF THIS?

stom 10 years ago
FU BRAD PIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mcalainaw 8 years ago
1.05 what? Cows? Turds? Cookies? Tell me!

Gravityfallsfan 3 years ago
U must be a teacher
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