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You cannot die until you find your one true love, and marry them

but

you're extremely hideous and overweight.

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Zephryion 2 years ago

bro...

ward wide 10 years ago

Nty I Don't want to be a fat immortal who still wants to kiss a woman who is now a skeleton nty.

floopy789 11 years ago

Then you would live forever

Thisismafukinname 9 years ago

Thats what i thought. Who would ever like you if youre fat and hideous???

Screaming_internaly 5 years ago

But I'm aroace. So I'm immortal?

ImSmarterThanYou69 2 years ago

aromaticism is a coping mechanism for those who have no game, kill yourself

MagentaPie 10 years ago

So... aromantic equals immortal?? ok then!!

The gammer 11 years ago

what? that's just being a immortal ugly person

JÃ¼ri Vaitmaa 13 years ago

im already like this, bring it off, bitch

Anonumous 8 years ago

Well then being immortal. No one would want to marry you, mind you you could get plastic surgery.

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Coolbutcruelnickdoop 8 years ago

So they will love you for your personality not your looks

clarathebeast 10 years ago

anyone have kik?

Darkmage9998 10 years ago

Hmu; NightCore_AfterLife

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Nelson Martinez 13 years ago

So that makes me immortal? Kinda worth it

T3M0 10 years ago

Well as soon as you're happy with someone you die think this over.

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Bardh Ajdini 13 years ago

So... Immortality

William Godard 13 years ago

i could only go out with someone if they care about me. not my appernce

Jetmouse3000 10 years ago

If you dont marry youll be invincible

Jetmouse3000 10 years ago

Invinceable

coolingbrah 11 years ago

Would u

TheRealHville 8 years ago

So, I enabled the tag, "When you shit on someone and you say it"s a prank" and I got this.

FoxCollectsRocks 2 years ago

Oop I pressed the button by mistake

endergirl1872 9 years ago

what about those asexual peeps like me?

FattyTheFat 10 years ago

Sounds tragic...

LoveShawarma 9 years ago

Okay... You are saved for dieing in many years, but I would say No beacuse, the chance for dieing are so low anyway :-):-P

Kerfluffle 11 years ago

Let me stay skinny, I'd rather be lonely until I find true love

clarathebeast 10 years ago

omg mlppppppp

Hyltran 5 years ago

This means you might end up alone in sub atomic space and then your screwed because you can’t get married there.

oldnotweak 12 years ago

lol shitty immortality?

BetterTitles 11 years ago

Never said you had to STAY like that.

blackout126 7 years ago

Nice I will live forever.

Raimei Hitachiin 13 years ago

well that wouldn't be any different from how i am now so....

phandomtrash27 10 years ago

immortatlity and surgery! i will be a god

Endbro 9 years ago

And I'm both of those things

Faithk808 10 years ago

*same

Perixito 11 years ago

I'll go to a gym, and I never marry with my girlfriend, so I have infinite life

MeowMeowthecat350 11 years ago

Yes but she'd eventually die

Canuckelhead604COD 4 years ago

Discord mod

CowboySealMan 11 years ago

Challenge accepted

KrazyKatGamer 9 years ago

So are you saying we"d live

TessD 6 years ago

If they were my one true love, they would love me no matter what I look like. I"d do it.

plyxo 12 years ago

I'm already a little overweight and looks a little worse that okey...

mona123chicken 9 years ago

I don't care about death... And I don't like the thought of being immortal... watching everyone and everything you care about die.... and people could only love me if I knew how to lie...

TinyBoxSepticEye 11 years ago

I'm already like this, so okay I guess...

Guytheguy556 10 years ago

Does it matter what you look like

coolingbrah 11 years ago

Would u do it im serious

Panifex 8 years ago

No downside, since it already applies

Charlie Banks 13 years ago

forever alone...

FootFeet 12 months ago

Nothing changes.

PotatoCloud 11 years ago

so sad ass hole

1noxaj 9 years ago

Immortality sounds fine to me.

Gmaebrain 10 years ago

I will lose weight and get plastic surgery, after 200 years or so

Fleet_Admiral_Auto 9 years ago

Oh well at least I can live forever

DudeMan 10 years ago

find someone date them and dont marry then become immortal and have a gf/bf

GalaxyBrainLoopholes 4 years ago

Discord mods

alcaponed 11 years ago

That means I'll fucking live forever

CrazyPillowDucky 11 years ago

Plastic surgery + diet + never marrying = immortality? I like.

PARAG0DK1LLER 6 years ago

I"d be immortal for a long time, there a lot off people who will only go for attractive people and leave ugly people in the dust

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