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You cannot die until you find your one true love, and marry them

but

you're extremely hideous and overweight.

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Zephryion11 months ago

bro...

ward wide9 years ago

Nty I Don't want to be a fat immortal who still wants to kiss a woman who is now a skeleton nty.

Screaming_internaly4 years ago

But I'm aroace. So I'm immortal?

ImSmarterThanYou69last year

aromaticism is a coping mechanism for those who have no game, kill yourself

floopy7899 years ago

Then you would live forever

Thisismafukinname8 years ago

Thats what i thought. Who would ever like you if youre fat and hideous???

MagentaPie9 years ago

So... aromantic equals immortal?? ok then!!

The gammer9 years ago

what? that's just being a immortal ugly person

JÃ¼ri Vaitmaa12 years ago

im already like this, bring it off, bitch

Anonumous7 years ago

Well then being immortal. No one would want to marry you, mind you you could get plastic surgery.

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Coolbutcruelnickdoop7 years ago

So they will love you for your personality not your looks

clarathebeast9 years ago

anyone have kik?

Darkmage99989 years ago

Hmu; NightCore_AfterLife

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Nelson Martinez12 years ago

So that makes me immortal? Kinda worth it

T3M08 years ago

Well as soon as you're happy with someone you die think this over.

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Bardh Ajdini12 years ago

So... Immortality

William Godard12 years ago

i could only go out with someone if they care about me. not my appernce

coolingbrah9 years ago

Would u

TheRealHville7 years ago

So, I enabled the tag, "When you shit on someone and you say it"s a prank" and I got this.

Jetmouse30009 years ago

If you dont marry youll be invincible

Jetmouse30009 years ago

Invinceable

endergirl18728 years ago

what about those asexual peeps like me?

FattyTheFat9 years ago

Sounds tragic...

FoxCollectsRocks10 months ago

Oop I pressed the button by mistake

Kerfluffle9 years ago

Let me stay skinny, I'd rather be lonely until I find true love

clarathebeast9 years ago

omg mlppppppp

Hyltran4 years ago

This means you might end up alone in sub atomic space and then your screwed because you can’t get married there.

oldnotweak10 years ago

lol shitty immortality?

LoveShawarma8 years ago

Okay... You are saved for dieing in many years, but I would say No beacuse, the chance for dieing are so low anyway :-):-P

blackout1265 years ago

Nice I will live forever.

Raimei Hitachiin12 years ago

well that wouldn't be any different from how i am now so....

phandomtrash278 years ago

immortatlity and surgery! i will be a god

BetterTitles9 years ago

Never said you had to STAY like that.

Faithk8089 years ago

*same

Perixito9 years ago

I'll go to a gym, and I never marry with my girlfriend, so I have infinite life

MeowMeowthecat350 9 years ago

Yes but she'd eventually die

Endbro7 years ago

And I'm both of those things

Canuckelhead604COD2 years ago

Discord mod

CowboySealMan10 years ago

Challenge accepted

KrazyKatGamer8 years ago

So are you saying we"d live

mona123chicken8 years ago

I don't care about death... And I don't like the thought of being immortal... watching everyone and everything you care about die.... and people could only love me if I knew how to lie...

TinyBoxSepticEye9 years ago

I'm already like this, so okay I guess...

TessD4 years ago

If they were my one true love, they would love me no matter what I look like. I"d do it.

plyxo10 years ago

I'm already a little overweight and looks a little worse that okey...

coolingbrah9 years ago

Would u do it im serious

Panifex7 years ago

No downside, since it already applies

Charlie Banks12 years ago

forever alone...

Guytheguy5568 years ago

Does it matter what you look like

1noxaj7 years ago

Immortality sounds fine to me.

Gmaebrain9 years ago

I will lose weight and get plastic surgery, after 200 years or so

PotatoCloud9 years ago

so sad ass hole

DudeMan9 years ago

find someone date them and dont marry then become immortal and have a gf/bf

GalaxyBrainLoopholes3 years ago

Discord mods

alcaponed10 years ago

That means I'll fucking live forever

Fleet_Admiral_Auto8 years ago

Oh well at least I can live forever

PARAG0DK1LLER5 years ago

I"d be immortal for a long time, there a lot off people who will only go for attractive people and leave ugly people in the dust

Francesco Tessarin12 years ago

basically... FOREVER ALONE... and immortal

Kagetane8 years ago

So, you"re immortal

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