Will You Press The Button?

Fuyu last year

难道我不可以把寿命延长吗

Y2Jcodebreaker 11 years ago

I'd press the button and correct your to you , trust me it's worth it

Frankie Barbour 13 years ago

I want effing immortality. Take That!

TRISTRIX 4 years ago

"I hereby make you immortal for 2 years dumbass"

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Hitler V2 10 years ago

Can I ask for more years?

F1shbowlsiwmmer 9 years ago

Yes you can

MachoManShark 11 years ago

It says "2 years to live" Firstly, it never said only, and even if it does mean that, and I can't wish for immortality, I could wish for life after death, and still help people, with, of course, the ability to end my afterlife, if I so desired. The loopholes are strong with this one.

ArKade47 10 years ago

I want a normal lifespan, beat THAT!!

Jamenneel 11 years ago

Anything I want at any time? I want for time to stop.

MrBobaFett 9 years ago

What if I want immortality?

Mackenzie Roland 13 years ago

So a Dean Winchester cross roads deal. Nope.

Rae__ 10 years ago

Oh please...we get a year more then he did, plus we won't go to hell on Sammy's birthday like he did.

Tim Feldmann 13 years ago

It doesn't say "you have ONLY two MORE years to live" ;-)

uncleltr 10 years ago

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Matthew Lancaster 13 years ago

I'll take that immortality thank you very much

AmyWilliams 10 years ago

The power to come back to life.

Evil_J last year

First thing to want is the ability to steal life from others

robert random 11 years ago

What if I want a machine to give me more years? destroyed logic

Kasandra the Waffle lover 11 years ago

I'll die happy

Yumekun 2 years ago

I'll take it if means i can be happy

Buttercreeper 11 years ago

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Rocket 9 years ago

i want the ability to change the rules

KurumiIsMyWaifu 6 years ago

it says "in the world" but it doesn't say that it needs to be only in this one, so I can ask for something that makes me immortal easily

Tyyu777 11 years ago

I want to live for a hundred years... Too many damn loopholes these days

Me bruh 10 years ago

Ciborg

KHdude 11 years ago

I want regeneration

Aeroon 11 years ago

wish me live much

JoshTheFish 8 years ago

or I"d want to be the grim reaper..

panda baby 12 years ago

Then I want to live forever

Mahail 2 years ago

我想要永生

septicplier 11 years ago

easy demand the best medical care and get cured

Flamingsnowball 9 years ago

I want to have more than 2 years to live

Peter Sibbald 13 years ago

This was a tough one... but in the end I chickened out. 2 years isn't enough.

jshaw71 10 years ago

Get another car, a new home (to me), and spend time hiding money around my home, for my family to find, and give money out to people, not much, maybe $100 for each person, so it wouldn't upset the economy too much...

smarshallsophie25 10 years ago

What about world peace? Who wouldn't want to sacrifice for the greater good then dive into an active volcano?

Caribou 5 years ago

I want a copy of the world where time runs a million times faster. So I will live 2 million years on that world.

RoyalKitten 11 years ago

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SirRahbek 11 years ago

But having anything would imply more years to live. Thus a contradiction.

Nasos 8 years ago

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Derpwhalez 11 years ago

What if I want to live past 100?

AG00DW1ZRD 10 years ago

Immortality and instant regeneration.

Josie Howard 13 years ago

There is a question just like this but with only 1 year to live. And another one but with only 3 years to live. And so on.

jiang_7990 last year

规矩蛊啊，为我抓一只寿蛊罢

Sageofsnakes 11 years ago

Like my life...

BabybooLizzie 10 years ago

What if you're 120?

LilmanMarcell 9 years ago

...................poo in my mouth or pee

meatloave 2 years ago

I want a superpower ring and a cash card in my name that cant be lost, stolen or broken and with 500,000,000 tax free $ on it. They MUST be 'in the world' or I cant have them.... well, they exist in my mind, which is in my body which in turn is in the w... [Show full comment]