Will You Press The Button?

Twisted_and_Evil_and_Dark2 months ago

Thats so evil and twisted and

minimegaman0908 months ago

seriously what's the point of knowing it at that point

Darkslayer108 years ago

Teacher : class... Do any of you know what 9×9 is? Me : I know... It"s 81 Teacher : WE ARE IN SIXTH FUCKING GRADE AND YOU DON'T KNOW MULTIPLICATION!?!? Me: *google s 9×9* *shows teacher* Teacher *reads... Nine times nine is eighty one * Me: *calls offi...[Show full comment]

Definablelife4 years ago

Office won’t believe you

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MilkyWayWishes8 years ago

"Hey what do you want to eat?" "A bagel-" "I SWEAR TO GOD. STOP LYING!"

Darkslayer108 years ago

Mom: when"s your birthday again? Me: Today. -. Mom: I DON'T BELIEVE YOU BITCH *Head explodes of amazment* Me: damn you mother Fucker... To Be Fucking Continued (At Moms Funeral)

AwesomeBro4048 years ago

Teacher:What is 2+2? Me:It"s definitely not 2, oh wait a minute, it is. Teacher:Wait so it isn't and is 2. I don't believe *spins infinitely* Everyone else(Including Me):*gets confused, runs away and never comes back*

AwesomeBro4048 years ago

And/Or reverse cytology.

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I_Am_Debzz9 years ago

Well....if I take a test and the teacher grades it, I would always get an A....so I'm good. :D

Allie543218 years ago

No a+

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Dialkian3 years ago

Name your first child nobody boom!! nobody believes you people believe nobody

Weirdodumbdumb4 years ago

But hills

Jack Watermelons Merritt12 years ago

the downside is so ridiculous I'm just ignoring it and pressing the button anyway. all questions include everyday or very simple, easy answers. "Where's the ground? *points downwards at ground* "fucking bullshit the ground must be above us on Jupiter" "wh...[Show full comment]

D-day6 years ago

#made my day comment

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Ishmay8 years ago

Let the geniuses figure it out

Simontuti8 years ago

I don't care if other people don't believe me. I would still know anything I want. 😎

lilmissloophole10 years ago

How do I find a loophole to make people believe me? I know the answer. PROBLEM SOLVED

JakenAdo8 years ago

I would just make my friend loose a bet and then say it during a college lecture like a professor

simoneisme218 years ago

now i become le child genius

Dragonborn28 years ago

I already know what the meaning of life is.

SteakFries8 years ago

I dont care if people dont believe me that there is a fucking asteroid the size of pluto galaxy heading towards us

Definablelife4 years ago

There’s obviously not the giant rock heading towards us is most definitely not actually coming towards us it’s much bigger then Pluto so stop lying please

iiSailor8 years ago

Well I would know how to make every chemical reaction then prove them all.

FloweyTheFlower999 years ago

well its their fault that they died from something stupid

AF7 years ago

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LilacKs7 years ago

Why do I want to know everything? Then life would be no fun. I’d just want to kill myself.

Killcide8 years ago

Just find out the answer to making people believe you. :|

ImNotFake8 years ago

AT least you"d know when something dangerous was happening

Watermelonman8 years ago

Hello! What is that church called? "I think it"s the "saint paul" church" No, it"s not!!!! Stop lying!!!

Cherrybomb128 years ago

No one believes me anyway ...Yeah my class sucks

Darkslayer108 years ago

Lol same :)

ArealgamerC8 years ago

I can be the dick that says told you so all the time no downside

JelleVandersnickt8 years ago

What about the question: "What should I say so that they"d believe me?"

Vincenttonius8 years ago

So you know the answer to stopping people from not believing you?

CAAKE8 years ago

Even if they font believe you science will prove them wrong

RazorSB8 years ago

"I am lying"

Watermelonman8 years ago

No! You"re not lying! Well, you are right now, but not in general! At least not so far.

TheStarsAreFalling8 years ago

Teacher: What is 2+2? Me: 4 Teacher: YOU"RE WRONG Me: Uhhhhh

verycooldragon8 years ago

Betting on sports, Anyone? Also they'll have to believe you because they win

autocar669 years ago

Some syentists Will disagree with u bit they gonna test it out anyway to proof it but when they do they see ur Right (loophole)

Ellie Cookies9 years ago

"The world is going to end in three months from Jupiter unexpectedly getting revenge for us saying it's not planet by slamming into earth and knocking us into the sun." "LOL no." "It's true!" "No it's not" "Okay your problem not mine I'll just move to...[Show full comment]

hollybob20048 years ago

Do you mean Pluto?

lilmissloophole10 years ago

How do I find a loophole to make people believe me? I know the answer. PROBLEM SOLVED

Genkiduro10 years ago

Just negate all answers! "Who are you?" ... "I'm not Dave!" ... "I don't believe you! You are Dave. Do you know everything?" ... "No!" ... "So you know everything!" ; "This car over there isn't blowing up in 1 min. and 23 sec." ... *everyone runs away* ...