Will You Press The Button?

You didn't press

The Button

28236 (31%) 63446 (69%)

28236 (31%) people have pressed this button, while 63446 (69%) did not.

You will always have the best computer in the world, the size of your hand that implements into your brain.

but

You will only live to 35.

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#thug life 11 years ago

35 what? 35 toes? Cause thats never going to happen to me XD

Mcbats1221 5 years ago

All this did was give flashbacks of school

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Thjmze 10 years ago

35 century's hell yeah!

Yourfutureself 7 years ago

35 trillion years

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Rhett Overbay 13 years ago

press it when you're 36.

dewili420 4 years ago

you would die instantly💀

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Tigerlaw gaming 11 years ago

IK FINE ILL LIVE FOR 35 DECADES

ninjaboy 11 years ago

loopholes. KEEP IT UP!

IoritzGomezMartin 9 years ago

I'll assume that says 35 universe lifespawns

Zlamp 10 years ago

35... decades. 350

OguzhanYigit 10 years ago

You all are very bad at finding downsides.

grilledhedgehog1 3 years ago

axactly

Gorgi123Smart 9 years ago

im 8+ so i have time :P

Flamm OfIrk 13 years ago

35 what?

Hickman 13 years ago

Totally worth it.

Fries Mirage 13 years ago

that depends how your computer read 35

f0xybg 9 years ago

it could be 0110101 1010001

Jon English 13 years ago

um that resolution would be shit

yellowgirl5 11 years ago

MY PARENTS ARE OLDER THAN 35 ._.

ELBROWN 5 years ago

lol i hate my life so thats a long time soooooooo i press tne button

xmestrey 11 years ago

It's just a computer

Notalie 9 years ago

I mean all I would do is play games so no

BatmanofGotham 10 years ago

I don't want to die.

OnePunch 9 years ago

35? you mean days? months? years? centauries? millennia? How about galactic years?

LemonStar 9 years ago

35 centaurs would be nice.

XavierBob 10 years ago

35 millenniums old and insane computer? Nice...

Tinkerbella8065 11 years ago

i wanna live longer than 35!! i mean we all do

RandomUser1346 3 years ago

On my diet? That is an upgrade.

Ocean_man69 10 years ago

I ain't here for a long time I'm here for a good time

Wellllppp 6 years ago

0nce im like higher than 35 would i even know what a computer is and how to use it?

NEONNUCLEUS 10 years ago

Press it when u 40 then i go til 75

rougeangil 11 years ago

trancendence

Leganary leman 10 years ago

It never says ur friend or family can't use it for u...

SarahsMahBae 11 years ago

35 eras.

SANOR9000 9 years ago

35 centurys :3

Irnsaz 6 months ago

I have a high end pc already. No I would never want it stuck in my brain.

The Angels Spirit 9 years ago

-Centuries

Kalle_boy8 11 years ago

They never said 35 years maybe its millenuim (to 3716)

That0neBa5tard 5 years ago

Can you not just put your brain into the computer and live forever?

ZamimiAJ 11 years ago

If you live longer than 35, you have a longer time to find the best computer.

BigDogLittleDog 8 years ago

35 century’s. Yes please

åudi 9 years ago

It should of said “years old” because what If it could mean “35 century?”

I LOOK AT U 10 years ago

you only live till 35 suns appear in the sky which will be never BOOM genie

AishaFantasy 9 years ago

I would make the most of the years I would have left C:

ProXelaetoR 11 years ago

35 pluto years.

dick_pingler 3 years ago

ERMMM,,,,, DOWNSIDE?

UnicornMafiaso 11 years ago

This thing is so old! A comment from 46 years ago

Weerwet 11 years ago

He's obviously joking.

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Taker_of_Hells 6 years ago

35 centuries

Rem-chan 10 years ago

What If you're 43? Or 36? Or 83? You would die instantly or what?

TheArkerportian 9 years ago

A computer in my brain, the size of a fuckin hand. No thanks I'm not suicidal.

Fiercegamer01 10 years ago

What if I told you that a regular gaming computer was just fine?

SteelBoots 11 years ago

For the rest of my natural life. #BESTCOMPUTER. Seriously people, think.

silverdemons 11 years ago

I was going to suicide at 30 anyway

Lurufim 2 months ago

Two options. Either I'll use the computer's computing power to ensure that my biological age never moves even a gram again, which will make the situation less onerous for me, or, using the same computing power, I'll live so many eternities with my mind that I won't care about death.

Marcus Yarka 13 years ago

i call worth

MaddyR 9 years ago

What"s the point? Is some stupid computer really worth a life?

Eze 5 years ago

Morgan freeman tho

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