Will You Press The Button?

Ridley6 months ago

What if my superpower was to change any word to another word, then change the word "people" to something else. The downside wouldnt make sense anymore.

AssHar8 years ago

Catch me while I'm teleprting assholes.

StuckInABook3 years ago

-Ranboo, at some point in time

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lifehacker4208 years ago

The ability to run at light speeds without burning up, turn invisible, erase memories from peoples" minds, and shoot fire and lightning out of your hands. Wanna catch me, government? I DARE YOU..

Trailman057 years ago

True

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Migdin19 years ago

One word: Omnipotence

Drawesomethewizard8 years ago

Yes

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REAL SANS9 years ago

*MEGALOVANIA INTENCEIFIES* WANA HAVE A BAD TIME GOV GUYS

Foxesarecool7 years ago

Sans don’t do this to yourself *pulls out ax*

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Robert Matthews12 years ago

Kill the government with the powers.

MoxXMoxxie11 months ago

Yeah

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Timelypat8 years ago

Why would the government test me? How would the government test me? How many tests does the government have in stock in case this exact situation happens?

TimHirth7 years ago

I"d say I want all of the Super powers in any type of tv shows or movies past present and future

Pademelon8 years ago

Good luck catching the living incarnation of Vegito

Dacoo8 years ago

What if you have Superman"s powers? You can do anything you freaking wanted, without the problem of kryptonite, since most of us are human. Correction, 52,967 humans and one time lord.

megsyjay8 years ago

This is just what would happen if the government discovered someone with super powers. #conspiracytheory maybe this has already happened... dun dun dun

UMR Crizor10 years ago

it say gain superpowers so i take all superpowers to stop them MUAHAHAHAHAHA :D

WickedTomahawk9 years ago

Can't test if they can't catch me or I can make them forget about me and have the power to do anything

TimHirth7 years ago

I"d say you can't touch this

nicholasr519 years ago

shapeshifter

0riginalZER09 years ago

It didn't say I can't escape them

Riot10 years ago

If you can fly fly away

GamingForge8 years ago

Mind control

gamerdude10 years ago

wipe the mind of anyone who saw you

MegaLuxrayYT8 years ago

My power would be to become uncatchable. (Gelatinous)

xLOSTxDARKLORD710 years ago

U can easily have superpowers to escape the government.

Uncookedham879 years ago

invisibility

LÃ¬u HÃ½ HÃ¹ng12 years ago

take over the world

TeamAwesomeness3 years ago

I wonder what superpowers I'll get

Doctor awesome sauce9 years ago

So what would happen in real life

lord-mini9 years ago

The power of space and time.

Names5 years ago

Stop time with the superpowers and throw the government into a volcano mission done

jamesyoo0095109 years ago

I will use my super power big dick to have sex with all the hot girls at my scool

cumment9 years ago

savage af

Loopholefinder-138 years ago

Can't catch me, no problem.

Elizabeth122110 years ago

Just don't let then catch u duh

xXGamingJoeyXx7 years ago

I would have superpowers from naruto and other things like a rinnegan :)

StraightCanyon9 years ago

Hypnotise the Government to leave you alone then teleport away. Checkmate.

EdgyPotato8 years ago

Badass superpowers fuck yeah. Also, I live in Poland. The government can barely keep itself from fucking every mundane thing up I highly doubt they would be able to catch a superpowered mutant

ImEasilyScared10 years ago

Just gain control over the universe wipe everyone's memories of you having super powers done

The Howling Wolf9 years ago

One of which would be erasing memory heheh

Natquestions9 years ago

Superpower to have all the powers, then never get caught by the government amd if they do, teleport away

DauntlessMockingjay10 years ago

Well just don't use them in public

EliteSirenHead2 years ago

nuh uh

Maggie902119 years ago

Nope Me No Like Needle .-.

ConnorMoravec8 years ago

It said powers Not power

unicorn girl 10 years ago

I don't need superpowers. I'm rich.

YuyuKOU4 years ago

SCP wants to know your location

dovahkiin659 years ago

doesn't say they perform painful test.

yurio8 years ago

So then you can kill the government and be the government.

chantheboss10 years ago

I break out of government test with superpowers

Squiddlez9 years ago

good luck trying to catch someone that can phase thru all matter.

Tsenka Dimitrova Takashima12 years ago

If I become like Goku I'll destroy earth and move on other planet to live

Krusek8 years ago

One of my powers will be the ability to make people and machines unable to remember my face when they see me using powers and to make the people behind the testing gain a conscience and set me free.

KarateJim1010 years ago

I WILL KISS ALL THE DICKS WITH MY KISS POWER MUHAHAHAHAHA

iiPlazma9 years ago

Fuck the goverment ill kill them all

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