Will You Press The Button?

Ridley4 months ago

What if my superpower was to change any word to another word, then change the word "people" to something else. The downside wouldnt make sense anymore.

AssHar8 years ago

Catch me while I'm teleprting assholes.

StuckInABook3 years ago

-Ranboo, at some point in time

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lifehacker4207 years ago

The ability to run at light speeds without burning up, turn invisible, erase memories from peoples" minds, and shoot fire and lightning out of your hands. Wanna catch me, government? I DARE YOU..

Trailman057 years ago

True

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Migdin18 years ago

One word: Omnipotence

Drawesomethewizard8 years ago

Yes

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REAL SANS9 years ago

*MEGALOVANIA INTENCEIFIES* WANA HAVE A BAD TIME GOV GUYS

Foxesarecool7 years ago

Sans don’t do this to yourself *pulls out ax*

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Robert Matthews12 years ago

Kill the government with the powers.

MoxXMoxxie10 months ago

Yeah

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Timelypat8 years ago

Why would the government test me? How would the government test me? How many tests does the government have in stock in case this exact situation happens?

TimHirth7 years ago

I"d say I want all of the Super powers in any type of tv shows or movies past present and future

Pademelon7 years ago

Good luck catching the living incarnation of Vegito

Dacoo8 years ago

What if you have Superman"s powers? You can do anything you freaking wanted, without the problem of kryptonite, since most of us are human. Correction, 52,967 humans and one time lord.

The Howling Wolf9 years ago

One of which would be erasing memory heheh

xXGamingJoeyXx7 years ago

I would have superpowers from naruto and other things like a rinnegan :)

StraightCanyon9 years ago

Hypnotise the Government to leave you alone then teleport away. Checkmate.

EdgyPotato8 years ago

Badass superpowers fuck yeah. Also, I live in Poland. The government can barely keep itself from fucking every mundane thing up I highly doubt they would be able to catch a superpowered mutant

ImEasilyScared10 years ago

Just gain control over the universe wipe everyone's memories of you having super powers done

ConnorMoravec8 years ago

It said powers Not power

unicorn girl 9 years ago

I don't need superpowers. I'm rich.

Natquestions8 years ago

Superpower to have all the powers, then never get caught by the government amd if they do, teleport away

DauntlessMockingjay10 years ago

Well just don't use them in public

EliteSirenHeadlast year

nuh uh

Maggie902119 years ago

Nope Me No Like Needle .-.

Squiddlez9 years ago

good luck trying to catch someone that can phase thru all matter.

Tsenka Dimitrova Takashima12 years ago

If I become like Goku I'll destroy earth and move on other planet to live

YuyuKOU4 years ago

SCP wants to know your location

dovahkiin659 years ago

doesn't say they perform painful test.

yurio8 years ago

So then you can kill the government and be the government.

chantheboss9 years ago

I break out of government test with superpowers

Freelance9 years ago

Mind Control

Krusek8 years ago

One of my powers will be the ability to make people and machines unable to remember my face when they see me using powers and to make the people behind the testing gain a conscience and set me free.

KarateJim109 years ago

I WILL KISS ALL THE DICKS WITH MY KISS POWER MUHAHAHAHAHA

iiPlazma9 years ago

Fuck the goverment ill kill them all

SewerRatt8 years ago

It would make a good story.

Xatalic10 years ago

Like the other guy said, shapeshifting, just transform yourself into a germ or something when you're in trouble and they'll think you went invisible.

Thighlicker30004 months ago

become invisible

Tehepixpro9 years ago

Then just put Amnesia on Government.

Nyanyanyan7 years ago

With the ability to stop time, you could do anything you want and nobody can stop you

Bugga1019 years ago

I just won't get cought and of I do, I would use my super powers to escape! DUH!

Seth11 years ago

I gain the power to kill titans with my mind and then I'd be a help to humanity so i would go to the scouting legion and hangi can perform tests

Raffaelo3 years ago

Who says they will find you, just shapeshift into another person each time they find you. Or an animal

brendickle9 years ago

id become libertarianman the government would have no power over me

KitKatChaps8 years ago

hope the superpower is teleportation or invisibility, just run or kill everyone

Gummylady9 years ago

I'll make them forget that I was never alive

WilliamTom8 years ago

Ain't No BODY goin" get me

UltralegoGamer9 years ago

Turn into Ant Man, go super small, wait wait wait; be able to be ant man and invisible. Yeaaah, there we go.

Ifredward8 years ago

I have the power to manipulate the government.

Kivuli Malkia9 years ago

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skyrimlegend219 years ago

I will be invisible untestable uncechubull and I will have a giant swordsaw a swordsaw is a sword with 4 saws on each side and I will have a shotgun with unlimited bullets and a diamond assault rifle with unlimited bullets

Memeber8 years ago

and here we see, the wild internet kid, they are very rare, as their parents very rarely leave the house to allow access to the internet for the child, but if we startle it, it will either go feral, or run away in fear, so do not do either, it is very bad for the show. u got bad gramma m8

Mike Walsh12 years ago

They can try!!

Zolik045 years ago

That"s the thing that makes it interesting and thrilling! You can't get caught no matter what.

bastille19758 years ago

*cought cough* ELEVEN *cough cough*

BLAZEWOLF2028 years ago

Stranger things

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