Will You Press The Button?

Ridley4 months ago

What if my superpower was to change any word to another word, then change the word "people" to something else. The downside wouldnt make sense anymore.

AssHar8 years ago

Catch me while I'm teleprting assholes.

StuckInABook3 years ago

-Ranboo, at some point in time

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lifehacker4207 years ago

The ability to run at light speeds without burning up, turn invisible, erase memories from peoples" minds, and shoot fire and lightning out of your hands. Wanna catch me, government? I DARE YOU..

Trailman057 years ago

True

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Migdin18 years ago

One word: Omnipotence

Drawesomethewizard8 years ago

Yes

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REAL SANS9 years ago

*MEGALOVANIA INTENCEIFIES* WANA HAVE A BAD TIME GOV GUYS

Foxesarecool7 years ago

Sans don’t do this to yourself *pulls out ax*

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Robert Matthews12 years ago

Kill the government with the powers.

MoxXMoxxie9 months ago

Yeah

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Timelypat8 years ago

Why would the government test me? How would the government test me? How many tests does the government have in stock in case this exact situation happens?

TimHirth7 years ago

I"d say I want all of the Super powers in any type of tv shows or movies past present and future

Pademelon7 years ago

Good luck catching the living incarnation of Vegito

Dacoo8 years ago

What if you have Superman"s powers? You can do anything you freaking wanted, without the problem of kryptonite, since most of us are human. Correction, 52,967 humans and one time lord.

ComamderCody8 years ago

Invisabilty they cant find what they cant see

Christopher Carpenter10 years ago

GENOMANCY, the ability to manipulate, transfer, mimic, absorb, and integrate DNA via touch. I'll just make a clone of my self for them to test.

Meep19 years ago

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BookwormGamerXoX8 years ago

My superpower would be the ability to create and put stories from books into the world. I would put the Percy Jackson series in the world and the mist would cover up all of my superpowers. Then i would insert myself into that world, I don't care if I'm a ...[Show full comment]

whitelightning9 years ago

I'd be ultraman from the last one so boom I win

TaylorDev3 years ago

Time to do Human Instrumentality and KILL The governament!

EncrustedDagger9 years ago

*lights gasoline trail* What government. They've... 'disbanded.'

SciArtHerp8 years ago

*summons endless amounts of Crabsnakes* Try me.

Shuriken Gaming9 years ago

... Loopholes. Loopholes everywhere.

VanOE8 years ago

ill just get teleportation and teleport away

Noah Jordan12 years ago

What kind of superpowers? All of them? Deal.

SuperMario90008 years ago

I already have superpowers. I"M SUPER MARIO FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!!!

KazeKen9 years ago

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AwesomeBotMC9 years ago

Read it and didn't do it, nothing happened :P

Camboss124 9 years ago

Hopefully they will shower me with kindness instead of bad treatment

Sirayo7 years ago

I want to see them try

timbo3289 years ago

i have superpowers so they cant catch me no problem.

nerdguy122 months ago

i'll just have a superpower so that no one finds out then the government cant catch me

iamalwaysangry9 years ago

Hello world domination

qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm12345678907 years ago

power: make the government somehow more stupid than they already are by not realising i have superpowers

purpleloverguy9 years ago

Toy w/ govt*. Yesssss

MiningSharkYT8 years ago

Build A cloud fortress in the sky, make anything you want happen, if the government finds out... erase that part of there minds, problem solved!

immortalpoet10 years ago

Well, which superpowers? How do we assess if it's worth it or not?

Pizzaelias48 years ago

My power would be shaping reality

DXLucasOriginal9 years ago

ill use my superpower to be the goverment

djm09178 years ago

Wouldn't they do that if they caught you anyeay?

flaminknight11 years ago

Just choose a badass power thats easy to conceal SHAPESHIFTING (bodys too) WATCH OUT GIRLS HERE I COME (obejcts and animals too for all you non pereverts)

Voidite_but_pro3 years ago

Superpower:OMNIPOTENT

Michael_8239 years ago

I Don't Think The Government Would Do This To A Human

ThePaulDude9 years ago

Hey government, would you kindly get lost & never bother me again?!

Pharid Madawaki12 years ago

magma magma fruit!!!

YEETUSCLEETUS4 years ago

What if one of your powers is being indestructible. You feel no pain. So why would it matter if they try to dissect you?

Andy29 years ago

Pretend to be normal and only use super powers in disguise, then head out and stop bad guys

Avacado12348 years ago

Kill government. Become dictator. Problem solved

jimdogg9 years ago

So yur sayin that mind control teleportation and laser vision can't break me free HA PSYCH!!!!!!!!

Marshadow7 years ago

What if I AM THE GOVERNMENT??

minigold5469 years ago

no thanks... but i still wanna have the power to fly :( XD

Vuki1838 years ago

Kill. The. GOVERNMENT.Start with trump.

kagan9 years ago

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MNITIMMY9 years ago

The government wouldn't want me. Those racist bastards.

Radziecki8 years ago

Super Saiyan 4... gl government lol

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