Will You Press The Button?

Ridley6 months ago

What if my superpower was to change any word to another word, then change the word "people" to something else. The downside wouldnt make sense anymore.

AssHar8 years ago

Catch me while I'm teleprting assholes.

StuckInABook3 years ago

-Ranboo, at some point in time

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lifehacker4208 years ago

The ability to run at light speeds without burning up, turn invisible, erase memories from peoples" minds, and shoot fire and lightning out of your hands. Wanna catch me, government? I DARE YOU..

Trailman057 years ago

True

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Migdin19 years ago

One word: Omnipotence

Drawesomethewizard8 years ago

Yes

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REAL SANS9 years ago

*MEGALOVANIA INTENCEIFIES* WANA HAVE A BAD TIME GOV GUYS

Foxesarecool7 years ago

Sans don’t do this to yourself *pulls out ax*

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Robert Matthews12 years ago

Kill the government with the powers.

MoxXMoxxie11 months ago

Yeah

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Timelypat8 years ago

Why would the government test me? How would the government test me? How many tests does the government have in stock in case this exact situation happens?

TimHirth7 years ago

I"d say I want all of the Super powers in any type of tv shows or movies past present and future

Pademelon8 years ago

Good luck catching the living incarnation of Vegito

Dacoo8 years ago

What if you have Superman"s powers? You can do anything you freaking wanted, without the problem of kryptonite, since most of us are human. Correction, 52,967 humans and one time lord.

Nyanyanyan8 years ago

With the ability to stop time, you could do anything you want and nobody can stop you

Bugga10110 years ago

I just won't get cought and of I do, I would use my super powers to escape! DUH!

SewerRatt8 years ago

It would make a good story.

Xatalic10 years ago

Like the other guy said, shapeshifting, just transform yourself into a germ or something when you're in trouble and they'll think you went invisible.

Thighlicker30006 months ago

become invisible

Tehepixpro9 years ago

Then just put Amnesia on Government.

WilliamTom9 years ago

Ain't No BODY goin" get me

Seth11 years ago

I gain the power to kill titans with my mind and then I'd be a help to humanity so i would go to the scouting legion and hangi can perform tests

Raffaelo3 years ago

Who says they will find you, just shapeshift into another person each time they find you. Or an animal

brendickle9 years ago

id become libertarianman the government would have no power over me

KitKatChaps8 years ago

hope the superpower is teleportation or invisibility, just run or kill everyone

Gummylady10 years ago

I'll make them forget that I was never alive

Zolik045 years ago

That"s the thing that makes it interesting and thrilling! You can't get caught no matter what.

UltralegoGamer9 years ago

Turn into Ant Man, go super small, wait wait wait; be able to be ant man and invisible. Yeaaah, there we go.

Ifredward8 years ago

I have the power to manipulate the government.

Kivuli Malkia10 years ago

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skyrimlegend219 years ago

I will be invisible untestable uncechubull and I will have a giant swordsaw a swordsaw is a sword with 4 saws on each side and I will have a shotgun with unlimited bullets and a diamond assault rifle with unlimited bullets

Memeber9 years ago

and here we see, the wild internet kid, they are very rare, as their parents very rarely leave the house to allow access to the internet for the child, but if we startle it, it will either go feral, or run away in fear, so do not do either, it is very bad for the show. u got bad gramma m8

Mike Walsh12 years ago

They can try!!

bastille19758 years ago

*cought cough* ELEVEN *cough cough*

BLAZEWOLF2028 years ago

Stranger things

Bunny65710 years ago

That's if

Gamba_Craft9 years ago

RUN BITCH, RUUUUUUUUUN

HamsterKawaii7 years ago

Just fuck "em up! Screw dem!

Germangetsome9 years ago

Fuck the police

Meep19 years ago

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BookwormGamerXoX8 years ago

My superpower would be the ability to create and put stories from books into the world. I would put the Percy Jackson series in the world and the mist would cover up all of my superpowers. Then i would insert myself into that world, I don't care if I'm a ...[Show full comment]

whitelightning10 years ago

I'd be ultraman from the last one so boom I win

ComamderCody9 years ago

Invisabilty they cant find what they cant see

Christopher Carpenter10 years ago

GENOMANCY, the ability to manipulate, transfer, mimic, absorb, and integrate DNA via touch. I'll just make a clone of my self for them to test.

SciArtHerp8 years ago

*summons endless amounts of Crabsnakes* Try me.

Shuriken Gaming10 years ago

... Loopholes. Loopholes everywhere.

VanOE9 years ago

ill just get teleportation and teleport away

Noah Jordan12 years ago

What kind of superpowers? All of them? Deal.

TaylorDev4 years ago

Time to do Human Instrumentality and KILL The governament!

EncrustedDagger9 years ago

*lights gasoline trail* What government. They've... 'disbanded.'

KazeKen10 years ago

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