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Any crush you have will love you back

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Anytime you use the bathroom you must wipe with your bare hand

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Etharian 10 years ago

It didn't say I had to wipe My ass with My hand.

Matthew101923 11 months ago

also you can just wipe your elbow with your hand

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jkmc1205 10 years ago

I already do that. I just put toilet paper around it.

Zach2072 8 years ago

Then it"s not bare -_-

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Yume_Rima 9 years ago

What...What if you don't have a crush? XD

Wolf98 2 years ago

Any you have. Meaning just make one up.

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Samantha Peters 13 years ago

get toilet paper,name it bare hand PROFIT.

lol331 5 years ago

this is funny and idk if its a loophole

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AnonymousBach 9 years ago

It doesn't say wipe your butt so you could just be wiping off the sink

IceSk8ter 9 years ago

Man periods must suck...

DaRealConMan 6 years ago

Men don’t get periods... oh, wait, I just read that wrong. Nvm.

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Conquintzy 11 years ago

What changes exactly?

Cringe_weeb 3 years ago

Even hitler thinks it"s fucked up lol

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malachaim68 11 years ago

I always wash my hands when I'm done, soooo

tehhypergamer 11 years ago

54% are cowards.

Buttonpresser314 9 years ago

Melonlord, what are terounterlas? Did you mean tarantulas?

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Famarii 10 years ago

ill just buy/make a toilet paper brand named "your bare hand"

Natalia_Marron 9 years ago

That"s smart.

Xyria 10 years ago

Just clean your hand with toilet paper after then wash hand thourghly

Whitetoro11 10 years ago

*whispers to self*(Jesus Christ)

hriskaer 11 years ago

just fucking wash your hand?!

Cringe_weeb 3 years ago

What if you use public toilets and you have to leave the toilets to find the sink? You"re gonna get some weird looks I'll tell you that.

Pro360noScope 11 years ago

YEAH, ill wipe with my bear hand! THATS AWESOME!

XxMlgSwag2000xX 11 years ago

ahhhhhhhhhh feel the the burn

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Ben Thomas 13 years ago

Joseph Davis Marco Rahman Durban Wilkinson Thomas Stone

EdSheeranIsBae 11 years ago

AaaAaaaAaaah Ed Sheeran would love me *fan girl screams* o//w//o

ThePaulDude 9 years ago

How did this know I'm on the toilet right now?

ASSASINXPRO 10 years ago

Handwash

akmonkey 7 years ago

Never said i have to wipe my ass

Tiddies 10 years ago

Eh. Gross but worth it.

Snakeeyes 11 years ago

Wipe with my bare hand while conveniently having toilet paper in between the two surfaces

FierySnow 8 years ago

i'll wipe and then wash my hand lol

Richard You 13 years ago

Personally, I see both as a downside. As to why, I'm not gonna bother typing a paragraph but it is.

Maharid 3 years ago

I already do it with the power of something inferior civilizations will rarely know, a bidet.

Wolf98 2 years ago

That's not a loophole. You're using a device / water. It's worded so you "must" wipe with your bare hand. Using a device would be breaking the rule.

yourfavouritebaguette 9 years ago

what crush?

Sebisan 10 years ago

Lol, ,fineeeeeeeeeeeee

thecrazybanana 10 years ago

whats the downside...

Unomnipotent 5 years ago

1) I'm asexual 2) I don't use toilet paper

Cringe_weeb 3 years ago

Asexual doesn't mean not interested in romantic relationships, that"s Aromantic.

HerobrineTrollerz 11 years ago

Well at least I wash my butt with water. You know, I don't get why people weigh wiping over love.

Mr. Mike 11 years ago

there is this thing called washing your hands it would come in handy

Dil Howlter 11 years ago

*wipes ass, hand comes off like in the fob video*

thatrandomgamer 10 years ago

Just wash your hand like you Would any way

Kimimaro_928 9 years ago

NO. I DIDN'T MEAN TO PRESS THAT XD!!

Larry Cruz 13 years ago

lol wash hand rinse repeat wash hot rinse hot repeat wash hotter rinse hotter repeat

Spewkies 10 years ago

Time to start a corn only diet.

The platypus 11 years ago

can I just… not wipe at all?

ImIndecisive 4 years ago

*COUGH COUGH* BIDET *COUGH*

Annawesome 9 years ago

WASH YOUR HANDS

BoiledSpuds 6 years ago

Use a room with a toilet but not a bath. Therefore, not a bathroom

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Indonesian-Autumn-Adder24 9 years ago

Clean yourselves with water you dirty motherfuckers

ZeroMonkeyX 10 years ago

you can wash your hands afterwards or you name toilet paper bare hand

Gingereena5201 10 years ago

I have no crush

serrato12 11 years ago

he didnn't say how many times

AnyaSingh 8 years ago

YUCK!!!! Bye crush...

Applejack_Kawaii 12 years ago

Yuck! No way!

pe1q1 last year

well just be an indian, they already do it

Solid Fisher 11 years ago

What's the problem?

Destruct 9 years ago

Just get a bear hand.

Brian Bellos 13 years ago

You'll learn.

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